Favorite Funkmasterr quote

miir · Post by **miir** » January 30, 2006, 12:39 pm

These 2 are classics:

I went over to the guy, who hadn't pulled away yet, opened his car door, pulled him out, spit in his face, and screamed at him for about 5 minutes.

Spitting on said pussy was to instigate him to hit me, then putting me in the right to "defend myself".

noel · Post by **noel** » January 30, 2006, 12:41 pm

Good times.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » January 30, 2006, 1:19 pm

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

Grats me!

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » January 30, 2006, 4:52 pm

Noel's avatar's my favorite quote. =P

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » January 30, 2006, 5:45 pm

It's a quote?

Hoarmurath · Post by **Hoarmurath** » January 31, 2006, 1:25 pm

What happens when "keeping it real" goes wrong...

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » January 31, 2006, 8:45 pm

Pretty weak effort guys, I know you can do better then this.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » January 31, 2006, 8:50 pm

His current avatar. Talk about a half ass job.

noel · Post by **noel** » January 31, 2006, 9:03 pm

Pretty weak effort guys, I know you can do better then this.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 31, 2006, 9:10 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Don't be callin' my ho a bitch, that be disrespectful, yo!

Funkmasterr wrote:That dude totally got a ticket for hitting his brakes while I was tailgating! Had to pay my hospital bills and everything! Next week, I'm going to win a civil case when I get fatally shot by someone that didn't appreciate me spitting in their face. Har! Har!

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » January 31, 2006, 9:29 pm

But go ahead and make it into another post about me and get a few of the other fucking faggots on this site to come out of the woodworks too, its all that keeps you pathetic computer nerds alive, and I wouldnt want to deprive you of your livlihood.

Gamei · Post by **Gamei** » January 31, 2006, 9:59 pm

But go ahead and make it into another post about me and get a few of the other fucking faggots on this site to come out of the woodworks too, its all that keeps you pathetic computer nerds alive, and I wouldnt want to deprive you of your livlihood.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 31, 2006, 10:17 pm

Grow the fuck up you absolute and complete moron. THIS JUST IN - STUPID CANADIANS TURN TAIL AND RUN, ALMOST RIVALING THE FRENCH IN THE COWARD DEPARTMENT WHEN AN AMERICAN PROBLEM THREATENS TO BECOME A CANADIAN PROBLEM.

Seriously, go fuck yourself. I can only hope that the drunken crazy religious fanatics will eventually wipe you all the fuck out.

Oh and by the way.. THIS WAS ONE FUCKING DUNE HOPPER WITH A GUN. How many spineless fucking canadians were there in the area this occured? 8?10? more ? are you telling me that even with a gun they couldnt control the target ? Thats pretty fucking sad

Foaming at the mouth is the new cool hip thing for those middle class gangsta s from middle America to get Dowwwwwwwwwn to. Dawg.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 31, 2006, 11:24 pm

Each of those quotes make me shiver in my boots. Brrrrr so manly-like!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 31, 2006, 11:47 pm

Stick a Brokeback shit dick in your mouth.

Err no that was Midnyte, but damn they sound similiar.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » February 1, 2006, 10:33 am

Much better folks, much better.