Pick your favorite Suns Dancer!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 15, 2005, 9:58 pm

Abby:

Amy Jo

Brooke

Danielle

Emily

Gina

Janice

Kayla

Melissa

Ryan

Serene

Stefanie

Taryn

Uyen

Vanessa

If you're a Sir Mixalot type, Vanessa is you're only choice. Otherwise, it's an open field!

StupidMcDupid · Post by **StupidMcDupid** » October 15, 2005, 10:35 pm

I picked Kayla.She's freakin hot

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 16, 2005, 7:35 pm

If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 17, 2005, 12:08 am

Asian dancers FTW!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 17, 2005, 1:22 am

Poor Abby, Melissa and Vanesa! First , middle and last in order. Does their positioning have anything to do with the voting? I think Vanessa would look better if she took that mop off her head.

BTW, Taryn is the cousin of Mike Bibby and Eddie House (Suns player). I think she had some connections to get in!

I voted for Uyen because she looked the sluttiest in the group picture. It's hard to define "favorite" without a reference...haven't seen them actually dance!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 17, 2005, 3:00 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.

hmm, not sure who the "other" person was, but I was one of the two votes. Does that mean you have to pay up to someone virtually?

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 17, 2005, 4:44 am

Am I the only one who thinks a few of them have really messed up faces?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 17, 2005, 5:11 am

They aren't models! They're dancers! They all have their own special qualities.

Build your dancer with the available parts:

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Hair: Janice
Face: Brooke and Stephanie morphed together
Hooters: Stephanie
Arms: Uyen (had to give her a part since I picked her)
Mid Section: Emily
Legs: Stephanie

After going through that process, I think Stephanie has the best bod. She was in the running for everything and could have taken arms too!

Aneron · Post by **Aneron** » October 17, 2005, 6:48 am

It was a toss up between Gina and Serene, I ended up voting for Gina though

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 17, 2005, 9:07 am

I feel sorry for all of them since they live in such a shitty state.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 17, 2005, 9:38 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.

Sorry bud but I was checking middrifts this time and she didn't show any though she would be a close second. I chose Taryn for the overall combo of hair, height, chest, and middrift. HOWEVER, I can picture each and everyone one of these women to be complete bitches. Just evil.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 17, 2005, 12:15 pm

Serene looks like she's 14 or 15. Ew.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 17, 2005, 12:29 pm

Rellix wrote:Serene looks like she's 14 or 15. Ew.

Serene is 25. The young'ins are Taryn (18) and Kayla (19)

Here's their profiles:

http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/dancers_index.html

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » October 17, 2005, 12:51 pm

Jeez, quite the collection of butterfaces

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 17, 2005, 1:17 pm

Winnow wrote:
Rellix wrote:Serene looks like she's 14 or 15. Ew.
Serene is 25. The young'ins are Taryn (18) and Kayla (19)

Here's their profiles:

http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/dancers_index.html

Still looks 15-

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » October 19, 2005, 8:53 pm

Go Go Amy Jo.

Rawr!

Menelaos · Post by **Menelaos** » October 20, 2005, 10:17 am

They're all sort of unpleasant in the face except for maybe Amy Jo, who just looks very average-pretty. Some of the are just downright ugly IMO...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 20, 2005, 1:12 pm

Menelaos wrote:They're all sort of unpleasant in the face except for maybe Amy Jo, who just looks very average-pretty. Some of the are just downright ugly IMO...

It's not a beauty contest! You must visualize in your mind how you think each of these women would dance!

It's too bad Serene (current leader) doesn't have a better set or I could integrate this thread into my Serenity movie promotion by modifying the Firefly theme song:

There's no place I can be
since I found Serene's-titties!

/bows
I've applied to be one of Wierd Al's song writers.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » October 20, 2005, 3:43 pm

Skin: Emily

miir · Post by **miir** » October 20, 2005, 4:55 pm

Uyen's head looks really fucked up, like it was photoshopped on to someone elses body....

Their exaggerated smiles and extreme eyeliner look retarded.
The only ones who look semi-normal are Amy Jo, Melissa and Serene

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 20, 2005, 5:13 pm

miir wrote:Uyen's head looks really fucked up, like it was photoshopped on to someone elses body....

Their exaggerated smiles and extreme eyeliner look retarded.
The only ones who look semi-normal are Amy Jo, Melissa and Serene

Harsh!

Is normal good? Is the goal in life to be normal looking? ...to be just another cog in the machinery? These are dancers! You'd most likely be observing them from 50 yards away if you were at a game. Big heads and caked on makeup (eyeliner) are probably the only way you'd be able to make out facial features from that distance without binoculars.

miir · Post by **miir** » October 20, 2005, 5:18 pm

Normal as in... "Is it normal for a woman to wear more makeup than a clown"

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 20, 2005, 8:25 pm

Uh it is pretty standard routine to wear a lot of makeup for entertainers, wether it is dancers or people on stage.

These don't wear an extreme amount either. Hell walk down the street or to your local high school and THEN you'll see a lot of makeup.