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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 31, 2005 19:44:05 ET XXXXX

BUSH EXERCISES 6X A WEEK; 'MOST-FIT' PRESIDENT IN HISTORY

President Bush turned 59 years old this month and his health is in the "superior" fitness category for men his age -- greater than 99% percentile for 55-59 year-old men!

The latest health results make Bush the "most-fit" president in modern history.

He has not had a sick day in the past year -- and he works out 6 days a week: Workouts include bicycling (15-20 miles, 15-18mph), treadmill (low impact "hill-work"), elliptical trainer, free weight resistance training, and stretching.

The President takes a daily multi-vitamin, low-dose aspirin, glucosamine/chondroitin, and an omega 3 supplement.

Bush Weight: 191 pounds(last year 199)

Body Composition: Body fat 15.79% (last year 18.25%; normal for age 16.5-20.5%)

Resting heart rate (seated): 47 bpm

Resting blood pressure (seated): 110/64

Uncompensated (uncorrected) distant visual acuity was 20/20 in both eyes. Corrected near visual acuity was 20/20 in both eyes (the President uses reading glasses as needed).

Bush does suffer from gastroesophageal reflux (GERD), with well-defined triggers (e.g. coffee, peppermint).

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His daily cocaine supplement prevents that :razz:
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easy to not have a sick day when you work on average two days a week.
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A resting pulse of 47 is pretty damn good for a man that age with that stress level.
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Sueven wrote:A resting pulse of 47 is pretty damn good for a man that age with that stress level.
what stress level? he doesnt understand what the fuck is going on around him! :lol:
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Cotto wrote:
Sueven wrote:A resting pulse of 47 is pretty damn good for a man that age with that stress level.
what stress level? he doesnt understand what the fuck is going on around him! :lol:
You think a 24/7 attempted facade of competency for 6 years would not be stressful?
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Sueven wrote:A resting pulse of 47 is pretty damn good for a man that age with that stress level.
I don't think GWB is that stressed. he rarely makes his own policy decisions and only knows what is going on globally by what his handlers tell him. he admits that he doesnt even read a newspaper or watch the news on TV (the only thing he watches on TV are john wayne movies and football - I wish I was lying). if someone tells him that things are going brilliantly in Iraq and the USA is days away from killing the last terrorist on earth then he is totally satisfied.

of course falling off your bike twice a month has got to be a little rough on the blood pressure.
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Kylere wrote:
Cotto wrote:
Sueven wrote:A resting pulse of 47 is pretty damn good for a man that age with that stress level.
what stress level? he doesnt understand what the fuck is going on around him! :lol:
You think a 24/7 attempted facade of competency for 6 years would not be stressful?
ROFL..... :lol:
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he made an attempt?
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Must have been a typo Fash :lol:
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Some great zingers being thrown around form both sides here, good show!
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