Funny EQ stories...

[Ocelott]

God I'm bored. Don't think I can take another minute talking about SuVs.

What are some of the funniest things you have seen in EQ?

Here is one that I saw/did.

Small group of people upper 40s mid 50s going to go try and get some gebs in solb. We were just engaging the last couple mobs right before the camp. You know the place. On the ledge next to the lava pit.
I forgot that I put my evac spell in the slot where I normally have my greater heal. So I click on my GH hotkey and..

You have just entered LavaStorm Mountains...

I ported half the people to LS.

So my druid had the title on out guild boards..

Klaana "Premature Evacuater" Wildvine

Well I thought it was funny..

<Peace>

[Corona]

I did this one the other day. I was transferring some gear between some characters. Since I hate doing this in The Bazaar, due to the large amounts of lag, I was going to do it in Nexus.

My transferring character was already logged in, as I had been using her as a Trader with the handy new /trader functions. When she zoned into Nexus I tried to move her... and couldn't. I didn't know wtf was going on, and thought "hell, somehow my keyboard has stopped responding." Having come to this brilliant deduction, I felt the proper course of action was a fresh start, and turned off my PC at the switch.

I restarted the system, got back into EQ and logged in the same character. Horror of horrors, I can't move again! I notice this time, however, that other keys do in fact work (sit, command line, etc.). I type "/shout Help! I am at bazaar zone line and I can't move!" I get really ticked and start mashing keys... and happen to mash the key that starts Selo's Accelerando. I can now move forward, very slowly.

This was the point my brain fired the neurons for "hey dumbfuck, the Bazaar has no Encumbrance. JFC, you are STUPID." So I zoned back into Bazaar, sat down, and camped out for the night.

[Damiarch]

Funniest thing that I've witnessed didn't involve myself but a friend.

I'm sitting int he same room with a couple friends of mine including Pyronius. I beleive this was soon after luclin came out, and CT was sitting at the DL rings waiting to port up. Pyro got bored so he decided to attack the scion with a nuke or somthing, only to find it was perma-rooted.

Well two seconds later Kaluian goes down...and he realizes it was her AE bard song. So, he gets the bright idea and aksed Thess for her to click one of her to click one of her cliiky itmes on him. BOOM down goes THess.

THen, he asks Xanu, for a heal...XAn askes y? "cuz im lom, plz just heal me" Hehe, Down goes XAn, by then all of us in the room were laughing our assesoff, like never before. and then Xan tells him "fuck you" It was fucking hilarious when it happened.

[Axien_Dellusions]

Sitting in the prep room to Vox, I was helping buff the raid group since i couldn't go into the lair. I was shissaring people right before the fight and I kept getting booted out of the zone when I went to buff this halfling rogue. (can't remember name) I was like "ok, wtf is going on?" I told the rogue to camp and I thought he did and continued buffing when I got back to the group.

Right as the raid group started to mobilize into the lair I see a halfing run by me /y' ing the whole time. Once again I was like wtf and see this white blur go past me. The rogue had managed to agro Vox and run him through the prep area where the Ice giants were. When asked why the rogue had agroed the dragon, he responded "My girlfriend who is lvl 30 and was grouping in the ice gobo area wanted to see Vox so I thought I would bring Vox to her to let her see..."

Axien Dellusions