Speed Limit

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 28, 2005, 10:42 am

I really do not think there is anything more frustrating than being behind someone who is driving 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit. I personally feel that I am being robbed of my God given right to go that extra 10-15 mph that I am entitled too and as a result I begin to HATE the person in the car in front of me. To make it worse, you can't pass them because its a 2 lane street with solid stripes. Fuckers, I hope they all have terrible fender benders and their insurance rates skyrocket. Stupid mondays.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 28, 2005, 12:36 pm

Only one thing is worse...

The fucker who you just followed at 10 to 15 mph below the speed limit for 20 fricken miles cursing the whole way when all of the sudden a broken line appears,

sigh of relief

extend your middle finger several times to loosen the stiff muscles and locked tendons so you don't have "finger failure" as you pass this moron.

punch the accelerator and pull out to pass

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

Your exit arrives before you have an opportunity to vent your rage on the fucktard and consequently your mood is ruined for the rest of the day.

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » March 28, 2005, 12:52 pm

Farging Traffic Griefers!

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 28, 2005, 12:55 pm

Atokal wrote:Only one thing is worse...

The fucker who you just followed at 10 to 15 mph below the speed limit for 20 fricken miles cursing the whole way when all of the sudden a broken line appears,

sigh of relief

extend your middle finger several times to loosen the stiff muscles and locked tendons so you don't have "finger failure" as you pass this moron.

punch the accelerator and pull out to pass

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

Your exit arrives before you have an opportunity to vent your rage on the fucktard and consequently your mood is ruined for the rest of the day.

Dude, just spit on them. If you're lucky they'll try to fight you so you can pull out your concealed gun and shoot them. Works like a charm, and you feel better afterwards!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 28, 2005, 2:22 pm

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 28, 2005, 2:47 pm

sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » March 28, 2005, 3:56 pm

One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » March 28, 2005, 3:59 pm

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

This is why it's a good idea to drive a faster-than-average car.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 28, 2005, 6:28 pm

Haha, I've driven on those roads (out in the boonies where Sylvos lives). Use the freeway!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » March 28, 2005, 8:41 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society

Plenty of road rage in Texas.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » March 28, 2005, 10:40 pm

Kelshara wrote:
Pherr the Dorf wrote:One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society
Plenty of road rage in Texas.

They call it Justifiable Homicide

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 29, 2005, 1:33 am

whats even worse is when your on the express way and theres two godamn cars both going the same speed parallell, with at least a mile of open road up ahead

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 29, 2005, 11:27 am

I only do the speedup pass denial thing when I'm already going like 85 and some jackhole 2fast2furious ricer queer is tail gating me in his stock civic with the park bench and stickers. I cackle with glee when I think of how shitty they feel when a fucking green ford windstar out accelerated them. Strangely, this only happens around Fry's Electronics

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 29, 2005, 11:44 am

Stragi wrote:I only do the speedup pass denial thing when I'm already going like 85 and some jackhole 2fast2furious ricer queer is tail gating me in his stock civic with the park bench and stickers. I cackle with glee when I think of how shitty they feel when a fucking green ford windstar out accelerated them. Strangely, this only happens around Fry's Electronics

that made me snarf out loud