Bad horrible racist joke that I found funny.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 5, 2002, 4:22 pm

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and
walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and, as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have
just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says, "Well, Mr. Ambassador, anything I can do to help
you, I will do."

The Iraqi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek" and in it
there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is
very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in 'Star
Trek'.

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back,
"It's because it takes place in the future."

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 5, 2002, 4:25 pm

I was laughing at Bush forming a complete sentence without fucking up.

Lor · Post by **Lor** » November 5, 2002, 4:26 pm

uh oh Grizz, someone is gonna be offended that you found that funny..... But i'm with ya, Good one!!

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » November 5, 2002, 4:52 pm

bwaahahahahahah

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » November 5, 2002, 4:54 pm

lmfao

:D:D

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » November 5, 2002, 9:11 pm

HAHAHAHA.

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » November 6, 2002, 4:22 am

lmao

good one

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 6, 2002, 10:02 am

Don't remember if I read this here, and it's from memory so if anyone can drag up the original version, please do so.

Along the same lines:

Three travellers are sitting in a hot, dusty waiting area in a small airport in the Texas Panhandle. A cowboy passing through to a rodeo in Dallas, an American Indian from Oklahoma passing through on the way home, and a man of middle eastern descent.

The American Indian and the Arab start talking, while the cowboy sits back, boots up on a table, hat tipped down low over his forehead seemingly asleep.

The Indian says "Once our people were many, now we are few."

The Arab gets a little smirk on his face and says "Once my people were few, now we are many. Why do you think that is?"

Quietly, the cowboy reaches up and pushes his hat back on his head, removes a toothpick from his mouth, looks the Arab in the eye and says, "Because we ain't played cowboys and Arabs yet."

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 6, 2002, 10:16 am

roflmao @ both

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » November 6, 2002, 6:32 pm

Religious 1 inc..

The night of the last mass, Jesus walks into the room late, and to his great suprise sees a huge party going on inside, the apostoles are screwing dancing girls, booze is being poured by the gallons. Everyone is having fun.

Startled, Jesus walks up to St. Paul, and asks him.
"Where did you guys get all the money for...this?"

St. Paul answers drunk with a slurred voice.
"No clue Jesus...I think Judas sold something, he brought the cash"

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 6, 2002, 6:37 pm

HAHA to all of them.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 6, 2002, 6:39 pm

EDIT: Wrong Thread