Clinton Library Opening

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 16, 2004, 3:27 pm

Last count I heard, they had issued 27,000 tickets for the opening. The local portapotty company, LittleJohn's has borrowed units from all over the region to place 132 units in the area.

27,000 people, 132 portapotties. Comes out to about 204.5 people per toillet. I hope they don't all have to go at once.

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » November 16, 2004, 8:01 pm

I wonder how big the Monica Lewinsky wing is?

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 16, 2004, 8:04 pm

the clinton library is a nudy magazine rack.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » November 16, 2004, 8:09 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar ... Nov15.html

"But what to do on Wednesday night before the big ribbon-cutting? That was a quandary until Washington lobbyists Craig Smith and Matt Gorman drummed up their 'Late Night in Little Rock -- A Clinton-Gore Celebration,' to be held at the Little Rock restaurant Sticky Fingerz."

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » November 17, 2004, 11:34 am

The sad thing is that we actually sent out a note to remind people NOT to leave their rifles in their truck if coming into work this week...

Marb

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » November 17, 2004, 11:49 am

I heard they had a massage parlor just left of the gift shop.

Neost · Post by **Neost** » November 17, 2004, 12:28 pm

At the Peabody where Clinton is staying, they'll send the masseuse to your room at about 75 bucks an hour.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » November 17, 2004, 1:24 pm

Thsi is my chance to as tongue Jennifer Aniston. Brad Pitt is a midget.