WTF is wrong with people

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » November 8, 2004, 8:41 pm

http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... v=3YeXSrPS

A Superior Court judge has set a $250,000 bond for a 29-year-old Stratford woman accused of having sex with an 8-year-old boy.

Tammy Imre was arrested Friday. The divorced mother of a 7-year-old daughter faces charges of first-degree sexual assault, fourth-degree sexual assault and risk of injury to a minor.

Police say Imre considers the 8-year-old youngster her boyfriend and that she plans to marry him someday.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » November 8, 2004, 8:44 pm

he must be one exceptional young man

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » November 8, 2004, 9:03 pm

She must have watched the new Nicole Kidmans movie where she is getting it on with a 10 year old.

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » November 9, 2004, 10:54 am

she's probably american ?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 9, 2004, 11:06 am

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » November 9, 2004, 11:09 am

Maybe God told her to do it.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 9, 2004, 1:14 pm

I bet it's George Bush's fault.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » November 9, 2004, 2:15 pm

He dressed provacativly. You could tell he wanted it. He wore that tight Harry Potter T-Shirt with the sleeves cut off. His wry smile with that new incisor pushing through his baby teeth was just too much for her.

He sat there coyly eating his halloween candy throwing here knowing glances as he tested how many caramels he could fit in his mouth at one time.

She approached him, asked him for the time. He said in his soprano voice " I can't tell time yet, but its close to lunchtime, my mommy made be a PBJ and I have cheetos'.

His words made her wet. She knew what he was up to, she had no defense.

'So does your mommy drive you to school?" She asked hopeful of her opportunity. "No" he deftly responded, "I ride my bike'.

Bingo. He gave all the signs he needed to. She saw her in.

"Tell you what Timmy, I have some extra Halloween candy at my house just down the block. Let me drive you tehre and you can have all of it."

Timmy was no fool. He knew a candy grab when he saw it and was going to take full advantage. He told no one.

As she secured Timmy in the car seat she brushed her hair against his smooth face. She knew it was close.

They arrive at her house and she unbuckles her prey. They walk in and sure enough, she present Timmy with half a bowl of minature Milky Ways. Timmy is awe-struck at the chocolate bonanza.

Knowing that Timmy was hypo-glycemic these little wonders would be her aphrodesiac. Timmy staggered and she pounce on him like a bum on quarter.

Timmy stumbled back as she undid his pants, Timmy undid another Milky Way Wrapper. She pulled down his pants to expose Timmy's Shazaam underwear, she slipped them down to expose the goods.

She knew he was kinky, he shaved his genital region obviously. She took in his 2.75 inches of boyhood and feasted voraciously.

"hey, that feels funny' Timmy muttered with a maw full of caramel goodness. "Not as funny as its gonan feel when you show Mr. Nifty into my asshole Timmy" she retorted.

'Gross' Timmy delcared. 'No candy for you unless you do' she tactfully responded.

Timmy mounted her, playing hobby horse on her ass. He liked it, it was like the rides at the Super market, but this didn't costs a quarter. Sudeenly Timmy felt tingly.

"Mrs Kerry" Timmy moaned, I think I'm gonna pee and it feels funny'.
"Just let it out on my face' she exaulted, 'Make lme look like a cotton candy machine'.

Timmy twitched and gave his first facial. Teresa leaned back licking her face like a dog with Peanut Butter stuck to the roof of its mouth. " Squueze it out like a ketchup bottle Timmy, she sighed.

See folks?

How can she be blamed? She is a victim.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » November 9, 2004, 2:20 pm

that was the wrongest thing ever

bad bad Seeber

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 9, 2004, 3:40 pm

Seeber is teh debil.

Cracc · Post by **Cracc** » November 9, 2004, 3:42 pm

Wonder how people wouldve reacted to Seebers story if the sexes were turned.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 9, 2004, 3:43 pm

LOL!

Seebs is my fucking idol! No more letters to Penthouse (or was it Romper Room) for you sir!

Bren · Post by **Bren** » November 9, 2004, 3:49 pm

oh man...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 9, 2004, 4:30 pm

You should post that on a legal message board that's got a serious discussion of the case going for impact.

My idea of invading other message boards temporarily for fun never took hold. Score one for the net etiquette people!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » November 9, 2004, 4:42 pm

Cracc,

I make light of everything. I always will. This is entirely in jest.

If this would have been a girl not only would it not have made the news, it wouldn;t be discussed here. This is a 'Man Bites Dog' type of story. Its rare. Little girls are molested everyday and those offenders should be killed.

This is so absurd its mind boggling. My little diddy, in my mind, just illustrates how ridiculious and awkward any scenario between the two had to have been.

Thanks you for your thought provoking comment.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » November 9, 2004, 5:06 pm

Seebs, that was bad. 10 beatings for writing that.
And 5 to me for laughing at it.

Burke · Post by **Burke** » November 9, 2004, 6:25 pm

That kid has ultimate bragging rights.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 10, 2004, 2:33 am

Where was this woman when I was 8?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » November 10, 2004, 12:12 pm

bad bad BAD seeber, my whole psychology class is wondering what im laughing at

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » November 10, 2004, 12:15 pm

This post wins.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 10, 2004, 1:47 pm

the pee on the face really wraps it up.

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 10, 2004, 2:33 pm

I thought this thread would be about GW getting elected again. Just going from the title ya know...

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 10, 2004, 4:03 pm

That was just wrong Seebs!

NO ONE LET ATOKAL SEE THIS THREAD