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It took 55 minutes to get in to vote. Lines were orderly. Absolutely no evidence of tampering or skulduggery by party officials.

One very humorous note...a large Black lady came storming out of the voting room, papers in hand, muttering "always fuckin with the Black voters", then yelled for her daughter...

"Fellatio. Get over here!"

I am not joking. I couldn't believe I heard it except the lady in front of me turned so red her neck blushed and the guy with her was snickering uncontrollably.
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Tenuvil wrote:It took 55 minutes to get in to vote. Lines were orderly. Absolutely no evidence of tampering or skulduggery by party officials.

One very humorous note...a large Black lady came storming out of the voting room, papers in hand, muttering "always fuckin with the Black voters", then yelled for her daughter...

"Fellatio. Get over here!"

I am not joking. I couldn't believe I heard it except the lady in front of me turned so red her neck blushed and the guy with her was snickering uncontrollably.
When i was volunterring today we went to a precenct with a five hour line,largely because there was a republican lawyer challenging everyone at the door (in the democratic precenct) Our Lawyers finally got him to stand down
One guy even passed out in the line and an ambulance and fire truck had to come
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At my voting site Democrats released a Kraken that proceded to devour all Bush voters. Luckily, being California, the Kraken release is not expected to effect results.
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Post by Kylere »

I hope Xzion was not "volunterring" to spell check.

In my poll site there was some moron with a Kerry hat on screaming "Votes for Bush kill Babies" I am still trying to figure that one out, the Bush guy was all quiet sitting next to a sign that said "Free Cocoa". It almost changed my vote, 'cause it was a damn cold wait.
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Kylere wrote:I hope Xzion was not "volunterring" to spell check.

In my poll site there was some moron with a Kerry hat on screaming "Votes for Bush kill Babies" I am still trying to figure that one out, the Bush guy was all quiet sitting next to a sign that said "Free Cocoa". It almost changed my vote, 'cause it was a damn cold wait.
Probably meant the babies dying in Iraq. Sons and Daughters are always "babies" to some mothers.
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"Fellatio. Get over here!"

LOL I may use that line as my signature.
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Tenuvil wrote: ...then yelled for her daughter...

"Fellatio. Get over here!"
Picture this...

Old black woman with her daughter and grandaughter at Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio... they are in the waiting room on the 2nd floor... They are there for the babies 2 week well-baby checkup.

The old woman looks at another young woman and says "My now isn't that a precious baby! What are you here for dear?" The young woman says "I'm here for Chlamydia..."

The old woman exclaims "Oh MY! Chlamydia is SUCH a pretty name, I wish I had thought of that one myself!" She looks at the baby, touches it's cheek and says "Well, Chlamydia, I hope your check-up goes well today..."

No one in that room had the balls / guts / heart to tell her that Chlamydia is an STD...
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