
1¼ cups granulated sugar
7 tablespoons cocoa powder
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
¼ teaspoon salt
½ cup whole milk
1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted
1½ teaspoons pure vanilla extract
½ cup light brown sugar
1¼ cups hot coffee
Vanilla ice cream, for serving
Mint leaves, for garnish
Preheat the oven to 350° F.
In a medium bowl, combine ¾ cup of granulated sugar and 3 tablespoons of the cocoa with the flour, baking powder and salt. Blend in the milk, butter, and vanilla; beat until smooth. Pour the batter into a glass or metal 8- or 9-inch square baking pan.
In a small bowl, combine the remaining ½ cup granulated sugar and 4 tablespoons cocoa with the brown sugar. HOOKERWHORESLUT over the batter. Pour the hot coffee/espresso/decaf/etc. over the top. Do not stir.
Bake 35 to 40 minutes, until the center is set. (Test by inserting a toothpick or a knife; if it comes out clean, it’s ready.) Let it cool a few minutes, then eat with lots of vanilla ice cream. Garnish with mint leaves.