John Kerry Debate Book

Midnyte_Ragebringer · September 29, 2004, 4:11 pm

Funny stuff

http://www.georgewbush.com/media/PDFs/D_book.pdf

Rekaar. · Post by **Rekaar.** » September 29, 2004, 8:31 pm

Wonder what the counter attack will look like. The reality is that Kerry just doesn't stand for much of anything it seems.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 29, 2004, 8:36 pm

Within the past 24 hours, the talk on the campaign trail has been about the color of Kerry's face.

While he was pale a few days ago, Kerry's pallor now has been turned to a tan — well, almost orange — hue.

Kerry aides deny that the candidate has used any artificial-tanning aids or medications that might make him susceptible to sunlight. They say he got some color when playing football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

They denied the botox as well!

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » September 30, 2004, 6:05 pm

Kerry aides deny that the candidate has used any artificial-tanning aids or medications that might make him susceptible to sunlight. They say he got some color when playing football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

What they didn't tell you is that Bedford, Mass is a suburb of the Sun.

With that fakebake that Kerry now has he looks like the bastard lovechild of George Hamilton and Herman Munster.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 30, 2004, 8:51 pm

I'd say more like a cross between George Hamilton and Lurch. But then again Bush looks like two chimps who also happen to be brother and sister bumped uglies and spat him out of her twat. What's the point? So your candidates look weird... big surprise that most politicians are the goofy looking kids from school all grown up.