Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 17, 2002, 12:34 pm

VOLUME 31 ISSUE 13 — 8 APRIL 1997
Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized
BALTIMORE—On Friday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly separating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good thing we isolated it—I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness were its pinkish hue, meticulously frilly perimeter, and faint but distinct perfume-like odor.

Compliments of the The Onion

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » October 17, 2002, 2:52 pm

"It's a good thing we isolated it—I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones."

lol