True Story....

Lor · Post by **Lor** » October 15, 2002, 5:27 pm

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba Grizz driving a brand new pickup. Bubba Grizz pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied..

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba grizz, take whatever you want !! So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you".

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » October 15, 2002, 5:29 pm

ROFLMAO!!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 15, 2002, 5:39 pm

Great gas milage too.

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » October 16, 2002, 12:24 am

Sucker...
Shoulda taken the Truck AND the chick...then driven off into the sunset or some crap...you know like the EQ cowboy

Neost · Post by **Neost** » October 16, 2002, 2:17 pm

He may have taken her truck, but apparently she took his name and started an online business!

http://www.missgrizz.com/

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 16, 2002, 6:49 pm

Whoa! Never saw that before. Bitch must have taken my wallet.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » October 16, 2002, 11:18 pm

Tomorrow morning you'll have the cops knocking at your door after they traced your new stolen truck to you

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 16, 2002, 11:31 pm

old but still funny