If buttered toast always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you taped a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter side up and gingerly tossed the cat out of the window?
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt