2004

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

You know you're living in 2004 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your friends.
15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

[Dups.]

They just keep changing the title of that joke don't they

Regardless, was still funny. Moreso the first time around.

[Ransure]

Didnt this start in Y2K?... I think it did... Oh well, still funny...

But not as good as nutrigrain...

[Ennia]

haha I was nodding and smiling , then blushing

first time I see this joke, so true too


I e-mail my boss who sits in next room lol, but when he's on the phone he still reads and answers his e-mails so it's faster and easier than knocking on the door and bothering him personally.

[Drasta]

my store manager can't do my any of my 3 jobs except for the one that requires no training .. bagging grocery's