Current Event Joke

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » January 25, 2004, 5:22 pm

So 2 Afghanistanis move to the United States and make a bet with each other to see who can become the most American in the space of a year. After a year goes by, they meet back together.

The 1st Afghanastani says "This morning I ate breakfast @ McDonald's, bought a case of Budweiser, and in an hour I have to go pick up my daughter from soccer practice in my new SUV."

The other guy says "Fuck off, terrorist"

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » January 25, 2004, 6:01 pm

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » January 25, 2004, 6:14 pm

oh geeze.
This is going to be a great flamefest.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » January 25, 2004, 6:28 pm

#1

Brotha, you are suck a pathetic fucking idiot. Fuck off and die.

#2

The joke actually ends with "Fuck you, towel head" and not terrorist. I posted it a while back.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » January 26, 2004, 4:20 pm

I laughed at the joke

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 26, 2004, 4:22 pm

i laughed more at the tank chasing the kids.