Any of you cocksuckers that are too lazy to type out the word 'you' or the word 'are' can fuck off.
That's not a language issue, that's an 'I'm a stupid motherfucker' issue.
"Life is what happens while you're making plans for later."
I always think people using "ur" outside of SMS on a mobile phone need; a) a typing class, and b) a swift kick in the nuts for being such a lazy asshole that they probably have to stop and think to make these fucking annoying substitutions, and force everyone else to try and decipher their innane chatter, instead of hitting the two extra keys that would stop them looking like the have verbal um pauses in their typed speech. Gratz me run-on sentence of the week