The Dukes of Hazzard...The Movie

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The Dukes of Hazzard...The Movie

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OMFG, I have found little linkage for this one, but will post if I do find something good enough. But the details of the three leads are clear. /sigh...

Bo Duke - Paul Walker
Luke Duke - Ashton Kutcher
Daisy Duke - Britney Spears

They just fucked this movie up. No story, no special effects, nothing can make this movie even decent with those three no-talent ass clowns trying to act.
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Brittney Spears as Daisy??? I am there....hell, any chick with that valleyporn name has my vote anyway.... ;)
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Post by noel »

Found this tidbit on an MSN site:
Britney Duke?
With her NASCAR movie project up in the air, Britney Spears is reportedly being considered for Daisy Duke in a "Dukes of Hazzard" movie remake. (How about combining the two flicks into "General Lee Wins Daytona 500," or Duke Fast Duke Furious.

Because you're probably wondering: Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker are rumored to be up for Luke and Bo, according to the Hollywood Reporter. But couldn't find any word on who might play Coy and Vance.
Incidentally, I'd be willing to bet $50 that Jon Schneider will make a cameo appearance of some kind.
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Post by Keverian FireCry »

who is paul walker

edit:nm, its that guy that all the girls like, but he has absolutely no range in his acting. this movie sounds horrible. the show was bad too...
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OMG please oh please dont let this be made....or at LEAST get a new cast
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W-T-F

Spears could never match Daisy.

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