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Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 14, 2003, 1:59 pm

< Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
< Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
< Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
< Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
< Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 14, 2003, 2:05 pm

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 14, 2003, 2:09 pm

i havent been to that site in forever, they have some of the funniest things there

noel · Post by **noel** » August 14, 2003, 2:22 pm

Requisite 'Welcome to 1 year ago!!111!11!" post.

Nothing personal, I'd expect the same from you if I were the one who posted it.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 14, 2003, 2:33 pm

Aranuil wrote:Requisite 'Welcome to 1 year ago!!111!11!" post.

Nothing personal, I'd expect the same from you if I were the one who posted it.

Tis Cool A, just got to reading there today and laughed until I hurt.

Like,

[ 01:33] ( hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[ 01:33] ( hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[ 01:33] ( hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[ 01:34] ( hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[ 01:35] ( nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[ 01:35] ( hilo21) fuck you
[ 01:36] ( nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 14, 2003, 2:35 pm

That's a hilarious site.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » August 14, 2003, 3:17 pm

I like this one:

AgentSmith: It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
AgentSmith: One of these...has a future.
Randerson: LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
AgentSmith: How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 14, 2003, 4:49 pm

That was stupider than your post in the Kyoukan thread, Kylere. Just saying.

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » August 14, 2003, 6:53 pm

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off

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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » August 14, 2003, 8:26 pm

<Oddlies> spawn killing is when you kill someone as they respawn you nub
<Chimp> I do that in wolfenstein with the mortar
<Oddlies> then you're a spawn kiling nub
<Oddlies> :. sux
<Oddlies> spawn killing is not cool D:
<Chimp> They are liek: OMG YOU NUB! I HAT YOU! STOP IT PLESE. CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO SPAWN KILL?
<Chimp> I only do it when I need the xp
<Oddlies> that's like saying "I only rape toddlers when I need to get laid"
<Oddlies> it doesn't make it cool

-=Lohrno

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » August 15, 2003, 1:03 am

This one too.

<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)

-=Lohrno

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Stolen from Bash.org

Stolen from Bash.org

I liked this one: