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Are they?

PS, I love my fiance to death, but she is still batshit insane!

Poll needs a "no, just the ones I fall in love with" option plz.

yes ALL women are batshit insane

I can not comment on this thread anymore than I have already.

Women are not crazy. They are simply on another plane of existance then men are. I dont much subscribe to Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" but that Doctor does have some of his shit right.

Women are social feeling creatures are are only looking for security and someone to listen and acknowledge there feelings.

Men on the other hand only want to eat, sleep, shit and play without a deeper thought in there heads other then "when do eat? I need to poop. Im tired and gonna sleep and "Im gonna go out and do XXX."

Men are creatures of base feelings. Happy, content, sad or angry. There really is not much more in the way of feelings then that.

Women have an absolute rainbow of feelings and they want to talk about them with you and only want you to listen and acknowdge these feelings.

Men want to 'fix' things. Thats what we do. We are logial problem solvers.

Women are generally illogical and only want to be listened to. Dont try and solve there feelings because you are barking up the wrong tree. They just want you to shutup and listen and nod you head.

Men do not 'understand' these things thus women think we are complicated when in fact we are simple. Feed us, let us sleep, dont talk during a show/movie, underatand we live to play, we only havebase feelings and when you look at us and wonder what we are thinking Ill tell you now we are thining "nothing". Unless there is a problem to solve our brains are in "neutral". Sometimes this comes across as a 'look' which leads you women to beleive we are having some deep thoughts on some matter at hand when in fact we are probebly just thinking about taking a shit.

So all you women out there remember this: Men are just cavemen. We are simple. What is complcated about us is you simply cannot comprehend that men have no deep thoughts on feelings or relationships.

Thats all :)

By way of illustration we now have one vote for:

I'm a woman and my vote doesn't count.

Even though I provided the option:

I'm a woman and even though my vote doesn't count I want to vote no.

Yes.

Virtual Suzy seems ok so far!

edit:

That toilet needs to go into mass production, YESTERDAY!

They are all a bunch of slutty compulsive liars and should be treated as such.


(Waits for impending death for that remark, I can hear the banshees screaming as we speak.)

I'd like to point out that I am perfectly sane.

And while some slutty compulsive lying hos giving girls a bad name, there exists an equal amount of chauvanistic egotistical pigheadedly stupid compulsive lying men that give men a bad name.

Damn Diae - I'm sending that to my GF / soon to be fiancee.

You could not have said that much better

Sirensa wrote:I'd like to point out that I am perfectly sane.

And while some slutty compulsive lying hos giving girls a bad name, there exists an equal amount of chauvanistic egotistical pigheadedly stupid compulsive lying men that give men a bad name.

Absolutely well said, Sirensa. This poll is in no way attempting to claim that men are some kind of angelic figures.

Even though we are.

Yeah, pretty much insane enough where batshit may not even apply anymore. However, I do indeed wimminz.

Batshit insane. Including Sirensa.

-V

rofl

ROFL at "women are complex".

Vannoth wrote:Batshit insane. Including Sirensa.

-V

WTF!

Voting no on the basis that I think there's an age range where it's most applicable.. if you had say are all females 13-25 batshit insane, then I vote yes.

what a bunch of whiny pussies on this thread.

Sirensa, so true, so true.

LOL

Zaelath wrote:Voting no on the basis that I think there's an age range where it's most applicable.. if you had say are all females 13-25 batshit insane, then I vote yes.

Are you kidding me? You have to add 26-55 at a minimum as well to that number.

Women with children = batshit insane
Women going through menopause = batshit insane

kyoukan wrote:what a bunch of whiny pussies on this thread.

This coming from someone who is batshit insane!

i challenge you to a fist fight with out fists

Just checking in, still no comment.
We're all counting on you to land this plane.
Good luck.


Ever seen a grown man naked Timmy?

This man needs to go to a hospital.
Whats that?
Its a big grey building where sick people go to.

While I do not believe that women are bat shit insane any more than guys are. I do believe that women hint at problems and hope guys pick up on the signal instead of coming right out and saying HEY I am unhappy about such and such.

Example if one of my buddies is pissing me off I tell him Hey you are pissing me off because of... (Direct and to the point)

Back when I was still playing EQ my wife would flick the lights at me when she was heading to bed. I thought she was just saying good night. I would say good night and obliviously continue playing EQ.

Apparently what she was really saying was quit playing that fucking game and come to bed.

So advice to women is much similiar to what Diae said, we are simple creatures who do not read much into subtle clues. So be straight forward with your expectations.

Further Diae is right on the money when he said to listen to your girlfriend wife etc. sympathize but for Gods sake don't try and fix it or offer advice unless specifically asked.

BTW welcome back Kyoukan, you were missed.

Lynks wrote:This man needs to go to a hospital.
Whats that?
Its a big grey building where sick people go to.

hi5 2 u

Airplane = the win.



Surely you must be joking!

I never joke and don't call me Shirley.

I screwed up the quote though, it was suppose to be "What is it?"

Leaving : I know darling, take care of yourself, goodbye.
Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
: Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower : Roger.
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Oever : Huh?

Over Macho Grande?

All women are not batshit insane, but ANY woman who would have anything to do with Aranuil is batshit insane, therefore I understand why he feels that way.

Could I get an example of batshit insane? It's just a bit too vague for me to cast such an important vote without an informed mind.

Understand now Tosh?

Kylere wrote:All women are not batshit insane, but ANY woman who would have anything to do with Aranuil is batshit insane, therefore I understand why he feels that way.

Statistically, the poll seems to indicate otherwise.

fivolate

Omfg Kev that was awesome.

All women are insane. Some are simply MORE insane than others. My old landlady, for example, was FUCKING NUTS. She would wait outside the door to the house in the mornings to AMBUSH me with her irrelevancies first fucking thing in the morning. She had to involve herself in EVERYHTING from picking a pool company (she picked a company of fucking illiterate mexicans who couldn't balance their checkbooks, much less the chemistry of a chlorinated pool, but they spoke Spanish, so they were O-TAY in her book) having the coils cleaned on the central AC (SHE CRAWLED IN THE FUCKING DUCT TO LOOK AT THE DIRTY COILS)! Her constant neuroses, combined with her unemployment and corresponding CONSTANT PRESENCE forced me and my roomie to break our lease just to escape her.

Sorry, I don't know what possed me to share that. Crazy bitches, man.

I love my mother, but she's totally insane.

she's a brick...house.



oh speaking of batshit.



[10:41] <Ebumar_Wrk> I feel that women are on earth to cook and clean for men. It is a proven fact that men are stronger, faster, smarter and better than women at everything. So its obvious that women are on earth for the sole purpose of popping out babies and getting me a fucking beer.
[10:42] <Ebumar_Wrk> stupid bitches, they need to know their place.

What sylvos actually missed in his made up logs is when I said that I required a sandwich as well as a beer.

I wouldn't mind a sandwich and a beer. Hop to it, Sylvos!!

i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.

Sylvos wrote:i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.

I'm thinking, it's that kind of thinking, that keeps a guy single!

You should always be nice to me

quecesambleu

Sirensa wrote:

Sylvos wrote:i'm thinking its no longer someone's b'day so i don't have to be nice.

I'm thinking, it's that kind of thinking, that keeps a guy single!

You should always be nice to me

you know i'm a super duper guy!

noel: I totally love women
noel: and I never said it was bad
noel: or that I was complaining about it
noel: that does not change the fact
noel: that I think you're all crazy =P
Gemily: haha
ashur: the worst ones are the poop blasts that go out the top of the back
noel: in your own quirky, sometimes cute, sometimes scary, sometimes dangerous, sometimes lovable ways!

Left Ashur comment in for out of context hilarity!

Man - one can only wonder what we were talking about during THAT discussion.