Heres my theory on retarded people...

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Heres my theory on retarded people...

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Its ok to laught at and make fun of handicaped people. Heres why; Handicap people make fun of normal people!

Picture this. 3 retarded people are sitting around a table. Its saturday night, they're playing cards. Drinking coolaid. Having a good ole time. One of them stands up and goes (retard voice) Hey you
guys, look at me, I can be normal. (normal voice) Hello, my names Skylar. Honey, can you get me some lemonade?

(retard 2 voice) Hahahah, normal people talk so funny. Jason, can
you do a normal voice?.

(retard 3) yeah, yeah watch, i can be a horse race annoucer.
Ladies and gentlmen, the horses are coming out for the running of the 5th race. This is a grade c race over the 5 16th mile course.

(1st retard stands up and says) Look at me, my arms arnt crooked. Im frigging Mel gibson.

You see, retarded people make fun of normal people. so its ok to make fun of them.

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omg Kool-aid is spelled with a K! DO NOT MAKE KOOL-AID MAN ANGRY

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Sparty wrote:
(retard 3) yeah, yeah watch, i can be a horse race annoucer.
Ladies and gentlmen, the horses are coming out for the running of the 5th race. This is a grade c race over the 5 16th mile course.
I think anyone that gets as excited as a horse race announcer about horses running in a circle has to be retarded anyway...
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Hmm...speaking of Kool Aid - http://www.frashii.com/romjul.swf
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THANKFULY I HAVE THIS DAGGER OF FURY~!~!!!!@!@
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Kool-Aid man = uber
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MMMMMMMMM, Kool-Aid. *falls down and mumbles - looking for his helmet* Weeeeeeeee!
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I could use a Kool-aid right about now.
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Kool Aid mixed with Busch beer....ahh the quality of the good ol college days
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Lilianna Starbreeze wrote:Kool Aid mixed with Busch beer....
WTF?????? :shock:
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LMAO sparty you kill me man
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Hey ya Toga!! Grape Kool-Aid and Vodka = Purple Jesus = really shitfaced
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Heh, what we always called purple jesus punch was MD 20/20 + Everclear + Hawian Punch + special ingredients as available. Traditionally mixed in and served from the kitchen sink.

A sinkfull was generally a good sign that the police would visit at some point in the evening.

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Kool Aid ? I think sux0r :shock:
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i wanna find the song at the end of that romeo and juliet flash

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Lego Suxors!!!
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Heh, what we always called purple jesus punch was MD 20/20 + Everclear + Hawian Punch + special ingredients as available. Traditionally mixed in and served from the kitchen sink.
We always called that a Harry Buffalo /shrug

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no harry buffalo requires OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of chopped up fruit with that shit load of alcohol
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A Hairy Buffalo, by definition, is a drink comprised of the alchohol that is spilled when making drinks.

At least that's what the Playboy Advisor told me.

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Spilled where Truant, I mean folks could be mixing drinks in all kinds of nasty places!

Then you might call it the Short and Curly Buffalo Hairy fugging drink
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Kool-Aid : The Official Drink of Ghetto Kids Everywhere! :wink:

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Kool-Aid man makes my mouth water
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Post a Kool-Aid man clip Searyx lol
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mmmmm kool aid

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I'll post a shot from the video game :)
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Post it when??
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Yeah post it already. Damn I get tired of waiting!

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( '' )>>> ( '' ) ^@) '' )
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There ya go Kool-aid Man our super Hero runs in and punches Thirst in the face! Oh wait that is the Hawaiian Punch guy isn't it?
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Now I am thirsty.

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Pure OWNAGE I say! Kool-Aid man rox! We need a full length feature movie about him!
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I wonder if he went on the Richard Simons diet if he'd be Crystal Lite then?

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Well I am sure his ass would look like Searyx's (__0__) anyway.
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I bet it would be more refreshing? Did I say that?

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Beer=More refreshing

err...

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I used to drink a lot more when I was younger but after a while it became more fun watching the people make fools of themselves instead of doing it myself. I still drink but not like I used to.

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Me I love a JD and Coke after work... Usually one
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I have been drinking Schmirnoff (sp?) Ice lately but normally I will drink a michelob or red dog.

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For Beer I love Molson Canadian or Sleeman's Platinum! Yummy
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When I lived in Japan I liked Kirin or Asahi.

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Kirin is good beer. When I am in China I drink Tsing Tao or they force me to drink this shitty beer called Blue Girl! Ha what a fucking name. Imagine trying to crack the NA market with a beer named BLue Girl!
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omg haha sparty is retardid
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