The fuck are the Braves thinking?

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » January 19, 2005, 4:46 pm

Brian Jordan?
Raul Mondesi?
Giving a raise to Reitsma?
Are they now paying Furcal by the error?

Might as well trade Smoltz and Hudson for Griffey to have the all gimp outfield of washed up ancient bums. What would the combined age of the outfield be? 145? Would any of them play more than 30 games?

I heard Warren Spahn is a free agent....maybe we can track down Bob Horner to play 3rd. Bring back Dale Murphy so he can maybe get a real shake at the hall of fame. I bet he could roid it up like fucking Bonds and cheat to get in.

SELL THE TEAM TIME WARNER YOU FUCKING CHEAP ASS CHEESEDICKS!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 19, 2005, 5:16 pm

after last year i swore i wouldnt talk shit about Schuerholtz.

even though i am highly skeptical about this move, Schuerholtz has an offseason where i give him a free pass, hehe.

but yeah.

so what i want to know is who is going to play outfield while Jordan is on the DL and Mondesi is AWOL.

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » January 19, 2005, 7:01 pm

You were praising the Reitsma aquisition last year. Isnt he worth a raise?

...and I do hear Barry Larkin is still looking to be a starter somewhere.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 19, 2005, 7:11 pm

Keep up the good work Braves! Also, please consider taking Bobby Bonilla and Mo Vaughn.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 19, 2005, 7:37 pm

Reitsma isnt worth a raise.

He blew more games than i care to remember.

Fat · Post by **Fat** » January 19, 2005, 11:41 pm

Mo Vaughn lives in my neighborhood back home in an estate called "Tolemac" (yes, it is Camelot backwards). His wife is actually pretty hot, but he only has a daughter in the school system and she's not going to win any football championships!

-Alfan

edit: actually, mo vaughns daughter might be able to win a football championship /shudder.

Aranash Anduril · Post by **Aranash Anduril** » January 20, 2005, 7:42 pm

JD Drew had never played a full season before last season.... He did pretty good.

I think the Jordan move is a good one. Mondesi is questionable.

I never doubt Schurholtz's moves until after the season is over. Especially after how that Millwood for Estrada trade went.

Braves will win the East again this year and they finally have a rotation that can win in the post season.