You can't make this shit up
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You can't make this shit up
Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.
Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.
I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.
I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
I also feel bad for the horse, but this is funny.Forthe wrote:Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.
Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.
I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
Re: You can't make this shit up
Forthe wrote:Hillary pulled a slight gender card picking the only filly, Eight Belles, to win the Derby. They even sent Chelsea to the Derby.
Eight Belles finished 2nd.
Eight Belles lost to Big Brown.
Eight Belles broke her front ankles and was put down.
I feel bad for the horse but the metaphor is hard to ignore.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
This is truely a tragedy, what happened to Eight Belles... she was a once in a lifetime filly. I can't help but feel sick when I think of the connections and everyone involved.
This metaphor might be funny if this tragedy didn't occur.
This metaphor might be funny if this tragedy didn't occur.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
It's just a horse.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
I'm waiting for two things on this story... conspiracy people to come out of the woodwork claiming foul play (remotely detonated micro-explosives?) since it's never happened before... and Hillary to use it as an excuse to cry again.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.Funkmasterr wrote:You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
I wasn't trying to get you on the defensiveMidnyte_Ragebringer wrote:No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.Funkmasterr wrote:You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
That's great, because I wasn't. I was just telling you how I feel.Funkmasterr wrote:I wasn't trying to get you on the defensiveMidnyte_Ragebringer wrote:No, I don't know what she does for a living, nor do I really care. It doesn't affect me.Funkmasterr wrote:You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
FINE DON'T BE MAD THEN YOU JERKMidnyte_Ragebringer wrote:That's great, because I wasn't. I was just telling you how I feel.Funkmasterr wrote:
I wasn't trying to get you on the defensive
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or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense
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Re: You can't make this shit up
And by "just a horse" he is talking about Hillary.Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Sueven wrote:or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense
Until I am informed differently, I am going to just assume she does horse on woman porn.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Last time I checked, she earned all or most of her living betting on race horses (it could be dogs but I'd swear it was horses), so I figure people who get that involved tend to care more when something happens to the horses.Sueven wrote:or someone could, ya know, tell us what she does for a living, so this makes some sense
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Really sad about horse. Not knocking racing at all. I find it to be a pretty fun event to watch as well as bet on from time to time.
However, I am in favor of putting down the jockey as well.
However, I am in favor of putting down the jockey as well.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
she bets on horse racesFunkmasterr wrote:You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
She has a gambling problem. *fixed**~*stragi*~* wrote:she bets on horse racesFunkmasterr wrote:You do realize what Thess does for a living?Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Fairweather Pure wrote:It's just a horse.
Yeah seriously.
I'm not surprised that she would be a bit more bothered by what happened than others might be.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
No, she's a professional horseplayer. She goes to an office every day, her bets are well-researched and legal, and she makes quite a bit more money doing it than you do at your job. She and her family own and have owned horses, at least one of which ran in the Derby (I believe), and her father is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) horseplayers in the country.Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:She has a gambling problem. *fixed*
I'd understand if you were upset by news of Little Ceasar or the Noid breaking their wrists while tossing pizza dough into the air and them having to be put down. There's no reason to be an asshole to everyone else every time someone or something important to them is taken from this world.
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Wow. Well, that's a very different story. Now, I understand why she is so connected to the racing world and those animals. Context is important. Thanks for filling me in without being an asshole about it.Sylvus wrote:No, she's a professional horseplayer. She goes to an office every day, her bets are well-researched and legal, and she makes quite a bit more money doing it than you do at your job. She and her family own and have owned horses, at least one of which ran in the Derby (I believe), and her father is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) horseplayers in the country.Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:She has a gambling problem. *fixed*
I'd understand if you were upset by news of Little Ceasar or the Noid breaking their wrists while tossing pizza dough into the air and them having to be put down. There's no reason to be an asshole to everyone else every time someone or something important to them is taken from this world.
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Thess' cat threw up on me.
Edit: And Thess does know her stuff about horse racing.
Edit: And Thess does know her stuff about horse racing.
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Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
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lolMomopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
She does have a huge mouth.. I always wondered why she didn't get into porn, she could have four dicks in her at once, and that's just in her mouth.
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I thought thats how she got into movie making?Funkmasterr wrote:lolMomopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
She does have a huge mouth.. I always wondered why she didn't get into porn, she could have four dicks in her at once, and that's just in her mouth.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
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Arguing politics is one thing, this is just flat-out foot-in-mouth asshatery.Siji wrote:You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
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You really answered his question? He is about the worst troll on the forums right now, fucking ignore him.Ashur wrote:Arguing politics is one thing, this is just flat-out foot-in-mouth asshatery.Siji wrote:You certainly weren't asking Midnyte that seriously, were you?Ashur wrote:Why must you be an idiot?
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Hahahahahaha, you fucking idiots. Internet male more please.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Nick you need some anger management.
I have compartmentalized this event so I can be both sad for the horse and laugh at Hillary's stunt backfiring in such an ominous way. So many puns.....
I have compartmentalized this event so I can be both sad for the horse and laugh at Hillary's stunt backfiring in such an ominous way. So many puns.....
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Except I'm not angry. :O I just find idiots humorous, sorry!
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Horseplay sounds so fucking dirty.
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I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
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Re: You can't make this shit up
I'm not a fan of horse racing because of these kinds of tragedies, but really... if horse racing didn't have such a strong background in this country, there'd be a lot less of them out on race tracks and a lot more of them on our dinner plates- just like in much of the rest of the world.
p.s. horse meat tastes really good and is a lot healthier than beef.
p.p.s. for healthy red meat you should kill deer instead, because they can't race very well and they eat my garden.
p.s. horse meat tastes really good and is a lot healthier than beef.
p.p.s. for healthy red meat you should kill deer instead, because they can't race very well and they eat my garden.
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I sure hope so. I maybe know a hundred people. This horse was watched by a few million people. Boy, you're a bright one, huh?Bagar- wrote:I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
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You were an asshole in this thread.
Make love, fuck war, peace will save us.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.Spang wrote:You were an asshole in this thread.
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Considering you're always trying to look at everything in a positive light, just thought I'd point that out to you.
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Just this thread?Spang wrote:You were an asshole in this thread.
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There may in fact be other threads.
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ahahah so true.Momopi wrote:Speaking of horses, I just watched Charlie wilson's War and if you look closely, Julia Roberts is the spitting image of smarty jones.
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Re: You can't make this shit up
Doesn't Smarty Jones have a penis?
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Are you saying that Julia Roberts has a greater Resemblance to Smarty Jones's penis? Perhaps you are right.Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Doesn't Smarty Jones have a penis?
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Wow lotta old guard in this thread...
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Re: You can't make this shit up
I think the same could be said for anyone on this forum Bagar (Are you sure you aren't Kyo? You're doing a damn fine job of channeling her ).Bagar- wrote:I'm curious. Do you realize that if you died, less people would feel sorry for you than for this horse, Mid?
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I wish. Unlike Cartalas I actually miss Kyoukan!Ashur wrote:(Are you sure you aren't Kyo? You're doing a damn fine job of channeling her ).
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aim for the skyAslanna wrote:I wish. Unlike Cartalas I actually miss Kyoukan!Ashur wrote:(Are you sure you aren't Kyo? You're doing a damn fine job of channeling her ).
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Kind of ironic that aslanna channels cart isn't it?
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