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Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 27, 2004, 4:36 pm

Is Laura Bush a Robot?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 27, 2004, 4:37 pm

If she is, I want a 2005 model

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 27, 2004, 4:42 pm

yes but she has a nice rack on her.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 27, 2004, 7:02 pm

if she is a robot, she's a robot who's scared of black people.

Aaeamdar · Post by **Aaeamdar** » August 27, 2004, 7:06 pm

A robot she is!

(I tried just voting, but didn't get any VVs for it).

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 27, 2004, 7:17 pm

The printing press

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 27, 2004, 8:50 pm

They need to make a Laurabot mark II - Now with personality programmed in!

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 1:45 am

kyoukan wrote:if she is a robot, she's a robot who's scared of black people.

Damn, you're a miserable cunt.

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » August 28, 2004, 1:46 am

Such language children!

PS - The asscunt is a robot

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 28, 2004, 1:48 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan wrote:if she is a robot, she's a robot who's scared of black people.
Damn, you're a miserable cunt.

The two comments don't really relate to each other. How does Laura Bush being scared of black people relate to the condition of Kyoukans genitalia?

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 1:49 am

Dregor Thule wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan wrote:if she is a robot, she's a robot who's scared of black people.
Damn, you're a miserable cunt.
The two comments don't really relate to each other. How does Laura Bush being scared of black people relate to the condition of Kyoukans genitalia?

Because wtf does Kyo's racist labeling act have to do with Voro's dumb poll question?

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » August 28, 2004, 1:51 am

You didn't answer Dregor's question at all

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 28, 2004, 1:56 am

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
kyoukan wrote:if she is a robot, she's a robot who's scared of black people.
Damn, you're a miserable cunt.
The two comments don't really relate to each other. How does Laura Bush being scared of black people relate to the condition of Kyoukans genitalia?
Because wtf does Kyo's racist labeling act have to do with Voro's dumb poll question?

They both defame Laura Bush. How about you go back to being a parroting marionette? I'm sure there's some free space on your lawn for another "I take Bush up the ass" sign.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 28, 2004, 9:36 am

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/08/25/diddy082504.html

WASHINGTON -- A day after it opened with pomp and pageantry, the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center found itself at the center of a mini-controversy involving the first lady and hip-hop star P. Diddy. According to media reports out of New York, rapper Sean "P. Diddy" Combs pulled out of Monday night's dedication ceremony in Cincinnati because first lady Laura Bush's handlers refused to let her appear on stage with him.
Mrs. Bush headlined the list of celebrities who took part in the ceremony for the $80 million museum, which marks the place where thousands of slaves took their first steps as free men and women a century and a half ago.

Combs also had been scheduled to have a role in the program.

But the New York Post, quoting anonymous sources, said Mrs. Bush's representatives "made it very clear to Freedom Center that they would not have Laura Bush appearing in the same photo-op as P. Diddy."

The article speculated that Mrs. Bush's refusal to appear on stage with the rapper might have something to do with his "scandalous past" or the fact that last month he launched Citizen Change, an effort to "educate, motivate and empower" millions of unregistered young black and Latino voters, a bloc that historically has leaned heavily Democratic.

After Combs was made aware of the first lady's objections, he pulled out of the ceremony, citing "an unexpected personal obligation," the Post said.

The White House said Tuesday it did not nix Combs' photo-op with Mrs. Bush.

"The White House does not determine who does or does not participate in a program, like the dedication of the Underground Railroad Freedom Center," said the first lady's spokesman, Gordon Johndroe. "Mrs. Bush was just happy to be a part of an historic occasion."

Another source who was involved in the planning of the ceremony said the problem was caused by the event planners, who wanted to change the program schedule at the last minute.

According to the source, Combs was scheduled to introduce a video at the ceremony. But event planners decided at the last minute to put Mrs. Bush and Combs on the stage at the same time.

"It had nothing to do with Mrs. Bush not wanting to be on the stage with P. Diddy," the source said. "It had everything to do with them trying to change the schedule right up until the last minute. -- You can't change the schedule at the last minute when you're dealing with somebody at the White House."

A White House aide, speaking on the condition of anonymity, acknowledged "some organizational challenges with the event planners" but declined to elaborate.

Freedom Center spokesman Ernest Britton said he was unaware of any problems involving the first lady or Combs. Combs notified the center on Monday that he would not be able to attend the ceremony, Britton said.

"We were expecting him," Britton said. "We were disappointed that he wasn't able to attend. And we understand he had personal reasons that he wasn't able to attend. We expect to see him at another time."

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 28, 2004, 3:58 pm

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near P. Diddy (Puff Daddy) either. I can't stand that guy and it has nothing to do with race and everything to do with his horrible remixes. He's a no talent ass clown.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 28, 2004, 4:09 pm

You're crazy.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 28, 2004, 4:40 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:You're crazy.

You're entitled to your opinion! I've never liked Puff Daddy. You're the crazy one if you think it has anything to do with the color of his skin.

Beyond that, I'm sure his past behavior wasn't a factor!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 28, 2004, 4:59 pm

Just give it up Krimzon, a Republican could go guncrazy and kill 23 babies and Winnow would still defend it.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » August 28, 2004, 5:03 pm

Ok Voron, this was a nice thread. Now do one for Theresa Heinz-Kerry.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 28, 2004, 5:04 pm

Oh no! Metanis' feelings got hurt that somebody said something bad about a Bush!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 28, 2004, 5:08 pm

Kelshara wrote:Just give it up Krimzon, a Republican could go guncrazy and kill 23 babies and Winnow would still defend it.

Is P. Diddy a democrat? He may be a republican for all I know. What does that matter? If one of Kerry's daughters did the exact same thing re: puff daddy I'd still say the same thing.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » August 28, 2004, 6:26 pm

Coincidentally, this shows up in my inbox today...

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 28, 2004, 7:11 pm

Winnow wrote:
Krimson Klaw wrote:You're crazy.
You're entitled to your opinion! I've never liked Puff Daddy. You're the crazy one if you think it has anything to do with the color of his skin.

Beyond that, I'm sure his past behavior wasn't a factor!

What? I never even mentioned race. I was referring to P's remixes.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » August 28, 2004, 7:12 pm

damn hes only 5'10 165

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 28, 2004, 7:16 pm

my point Metanis is that she has almost no affect. if you want to start a poll on whether or not women should talk, start one on Heinz-Kerry yourself.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 7:25 pm

Kyo, you are such a defaming asshole. Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.

And that's a great segway into why you will find many peoples distaste for the democratic party. They seem to embrace this "no consequences for your actions" outlook. Untill they stop trying capitalize on human nature and their desire to give into temptation and do wrong, they will continue to be second best.

This shit really burns me up.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 28, 2004, 7:28 pm

Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal.

Oh god thank you.. I just pretty much fell out of my chair laughing at that one..

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 28, 2004, 7:47 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh?

Last time I checked you actually had to be convicted to be called a criminal otherwise we could just as easily say that Henry Kissinger, whom I would assume Laura Bush would have no problem being around, is a criminal since he has been accused of crimes as well.

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote: And that's a great segway into why you will find many peoples distaste for the democratic party. They seem to embrace this "no consequences for your actions" outlook. Untill they stop trying capitalize on human nature and their desire to give into temptation and do wrong, they will continue to be second best.

This shit really burns me up.

Yes and I'm sure this is the reason that people who smoke pot get harsher punishments then people who embezzle millions of dollars and ruin hundreds of people's lives. Please the Republican's bread and butter is capitalizing on human nature, on our ingrained tendency to hate and fear those that are different from us.

Oh and on the thread subject, yes she is a robot!

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 28, 2004, 7:56 pm

Surprise, surprise, more made up facts by Midnyte.

The only crime that P. Diddy has commited is stealing other people's music...and our hearts... Unless you have this secret info that nobody knows about. I wonder if you got it from that customer in NJ that knew so much about that gay governor.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 8:05 pm

Lynks wrote:Surprise, surprise, more made up facts by Midnyte.

The only crime that P. Diddy has commited is stealing other people's music...and our hearts... Unless you have this secret info that nobody knows about. I wonder if you got it from that customer in NJ that knew so much about that gay governor.

Fuck you. Im so fucking sorry I shared what I learned from that lady in NJ. Fucking negative asshole.

Can you sense the anger in my response to you? See how your negativity breeds negativity? No, of course you don't.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 28, 2004, 8:13 pm

Actually, its your stupidity that brings anger to others which bring anger back to you.

If your so tired of being called out on your lies, stop posting.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » August 28, 2004, 8:40 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Kyo, you are such a defaming asshole. Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.

Didn't Laura Bush once run over a boyfriend of hers?

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 8:43 pm

Lynks wrote:Actually, its your stupidity that brings anger to others which bring anger back to you.

If your so tired of being called out on your lies, stop posting.

Use the ignore feature.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 28, 2004, 9:02 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Kyo, you are such a defaming asshole. Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal.

George W. Bush: 2 convictions for DUI as well as being arrested and mugged for white collar crimes in one of the businesses he ran into the ground.

And that's a great segway into why you will find many peoples distaste for the democratic party. They seem to embrace this "no consequences for your actions" outlook.

no consequences for your actions is a great segway into talking about a man who dodged the draft, went AWOL from the air national guard, got into harvard with grades barely high enough to get into a community college, failed running three businesses and got arrested three times without spending more than 10 minutes in prison, spending years as a alcoholic, and then getting elected president of the united states with a resume so poor he shouldn't even be running the sporting goods department at a wal-mart. that, you fucking twat, is what we call no consequences for your actions. the man who's knob you gobble daily on these fucking forums is the poster boy for having no consequences for your actions.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 9:08 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Kyo, you are such a defaming asshole. Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal.

George W. Bush: 2 convictions for DUI as well as being arrested and mugged for white collar crimes in one of the businesses he ran into the ground.

And that's a great segway into why you will find many peoples distaste for the democratic party. They seem to embrace this "no consequences for your actions" outlook.
no consequences for your actions is a great segway into talking about a man who dodged the draft, went AWOL from the air national guard, got into harvard with grades barely high enough to get into a community college, failed running three businesses and got arrested three times without spending more than 10 minutes in prison, spending years as a alcoholic, and then getting elected president of the united states with a resume so poor he shouldn't even be running the sporting goods department at a wal-mart. that, you fucking twat, is what we call no consequences for your actions. the man who's knob you gobble daily on these fucking forums is the poster boy for having no consequences for your actions.

I share your distaste for people being able to buy away all their porblems. Your preaching to the choir.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 28, 2004, 9:16 pm

Nice to ignore the comments about Bush and crime there!

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 9:19 pm

Kelshara wrote:Nice to ignore the comments about Bush and crime there!

Did I? Or did I just fucking agree with her? Where the fuck did you learn how to read?

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 28, 2004, 9:22 pm

An ignorant idiot wrote:

Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.

So you agreed with her, eh? She doesn't just parade around with one, she married one and had his children.

You lose at life.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · Post by **Midnyte_Ragebringer** » August 28, 2004, 9:27 pm

Kelshara wrote:An ignorant idiot wrote:
Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.
So you agreed with her, eh? She doesn't just parade around with one, she married one and had his children.

You lose at life.

Oh I do? hmmmm

When did Bush shot a gun in a crowded nightclub again? I forget?

Violence > whatever Bush did.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » August 28, 2004, 9:33 pm

yeah DUI doesn't put other people's lives at risk!

give it up, you lose

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 28, 2004, 9:38 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Kelshara wrote:An ignorant idiot wrote:
Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.
So you agreed with her, eh? She doesn't just parade around with one, she married one and had his children.

You lose at life.
Oh I do? hmmmm

When did Bush shot a gun in a crowded nightclub again? I forget?

Violence > whatever Bush did.

You keep forgetting the fact that Sean Combs was never convicted, he was acquitted on those charges. You can say it as many times as you want, but it will not make it true. Oh and DWI/DUI is a morally repugnant crime because you put the lives of other in danger, it's about as bad as taking a gun and shooting it in public, which again according to a court of law Combs never did.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » August 28, 2004, 10:13 pm

I think it really shows that Puffy's the bigger guy.. at least when he got behind a dangerous human invention, he wasn't drunk!

I'm not sure if I'm kidding or not. Can I just make fun of both of them?

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 28, 2004, 10:24 pm

Now now I never made any statement on the character of either individual that you mention or allude to. I simply restated the fact that a court of law found Sean Combs not guilty of the crimes he was charged with. I then expressed my opinion that one criminal act (DWI/DUI) is equivalent to the other of firing a gun in public.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · August 28, 2004, 10:44 pm

Crav wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Kelshara wrote:An ignorant idiot wrote:
Laura Bush actually has the moral conviction not to parade around with a fucking criminal. How dare she, huh? Maybe you and your kind enjoy the upside down view much of this world has on good and bad, but there are still some of us left who don't.
So you agreed with her, eh? She doesn't just parade around with one, she married one and had his children.

You lose at life.
Oh I do? hmmmm

When did Bush shot a gun in a crowded nightclub again? I forget?

Violence > whatever Bush did.
You keep forgetting the fact that Sean Combs was never convicted, he was acquitted on those charges. You can say it as many times as you want, but it will not make it true. Oh and DWI/DUI is a morally repugnant crime because you put the lives of other in danger, it's about as bad as taking a gun and shooting it in public, which again according to a court of law Combs never did.

Uh-huh. And for you to be blind to the fact that millions of people go out every night and drink alcohol and then drive home is scary. The ones who get too drunk and then drive are the dangerous ones. Yes it's wrong for sure. But, until they have transporters, it will happen millions of times every night.

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 28, 2004, 10:52 pm

So just because millions of people do it then it's ok? Btw I did say DWI/DUI, which means that those people would have to be above the legal blood alcohol level. Oh and just like taking a gun and shooting it in public is a choice so is driving while under the influence. You make a choice, there are other alternatives like having a designated driver or calling a cab, yet people choose to drive while over the legal limit and in so doing put others in danger. Remember consequences those are the results of choices?

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » August 28, 2004, 10:53 pm

Are you saying Bush couldn't afford a cab?

Midnyte_Ragebringer · August 28, 2004, 11:04 pm

Lynks wrote:Are you saying Bush couldn't afford a cab?

Nope and I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying you have to look realistically at it, that's all. I find a large gap in severity between that and people toting loading guns around. And yes, Sean Combs was aquitted. Doesn't mean he wasn't guilty. Just means one of his bodyguards took the fall, in my opinion. OJ was found not guilty also, but I don't think any one actually thinks he isn't guilty.

Bush made mistakes when he was young. Clinton made mistakes when he was young. Kerry made mistakes when he was young. Bush and Clinton don't refute their mistakes, Kerry still continues to lie about his. I will still vote for Bush. Both choices aren't the greatest, but I'll take the Republican over the Democrat vision right now. I don't have any idea where John Kerry truly stands and no one here does either. I think we all can see clearly where Bush stands. Bush will win. Even the liberal CNN said this week Bush is ahead in the electoral college. Loving it!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 28, 2004, 11:16 pm

drunk drivers killed more people in the states last year than guns. are you a moron?

Midnyte_Ragebringer · August 28, 2004, 11:29 pm

kyoukan wrote:drunk drivers killed more people in the states last year than guns. are you a moron?

No. Are you?

Do drunk drivers have an intent to kill? Or do people who walk around with deadly weapons? Drunk driving is a problem, no doubt. Ah why am I bothering? You know everything already.

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 28, 2004, 11:44 pm

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:
Lynks wrote:Are you saying Bush couldn't afford a cab?
Nope and I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying you have to look realistically at it, that's all. I find a large gap in severity between that and people toting loading guns around. And yes, Sean Combs was aquitted. Doesn't mean he wasn't guilty. Just means one of his bodyguards took the fall, in my opinion. OJ was found not guilty also, but I don't think any one actually thinks he isn't guilty.

The reality is pretty clear; you choose to put people in danger in both situations. After all I can legally carry a gun just as easily as I can drive a car; however, it's what I choose to do with either that makes it right and wrong. No one forces you to drink until you are incapable of passing a blood alcohol test and then no one forces you to operate a dangerous piece of machinery, those are choices you make. We were given free will and everything in this life is a choice, some are harder then others, some are at times forced upon us, but ultimately it is still a choice. The person you are is determined by the choices you make.

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