Happiness is..

Metaphantasus · Post by **Metaphantasus** » April 25, 2004, 4:46 pm

What made today one of, if not, the greatest day of your life? Waking up knowing that my ex gf is done with her navy leave and is back out to california where she can't bother me, makes me feel so fuzzy inside.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 25, 2004, 4:48 pm

...a warm gun. Bang Bang Shoot Shoot.

Cajen · Post by **Cajen** » April 25, 2004, 6:28 pm

Sup Metaphan~

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » April 25, 2004, 11:17 pm

*Points to PM button*

Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 25, 2004, 11:40 pm

MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*

Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!

Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.

Korell · Post by **Korell** » April 25, 2004, 11:44 pm

I wouldn't know

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » April 26, 2004, 1:02 am

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:
MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*

Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.

She wouldnt be taking that test if she didnt. First one showed up positive

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 26, 2004, 1:07 am

MooZilla wrote:
Asheran Mojomaster wrote:
MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*

Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.
She wouldnt be taking that test if she didnt. First one showed up positive

You completely missed the whole point of my joke, ass.

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » April 26, 2004, 1:29 am

he's suggesting you're not cool enough to have sex, champ

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 26, 2004, 8:44 am

Happiness is realizing you were just dreaming you were first assaulted by Jason and a horde of zombies, then Freddy, then Chucky victimizing you with a broomstick handle, then watching your girlffriend gether head ripped off by a Predator.

'course, it was followed by some brief follow up sadness when you realize you didn't actualyl have very rambonxious sex with Torrie Spelling, but hey.

Aaeamdar · Post by **Aaeamdar** » April 26, 2004, 8:54 am

...sex with Torrie Spelling...

Interesting. I didn't know anyone found Torrie Spelling that attractive. This was your fantasy, you couldn't do better than that?

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 26, 2004, 9:08 am

Don't look a gift hourse in the.. mouth.

Actually started out as some wierd Sim City thing.. I could write a book on my dreams that would put me on the calling list of every psychologist on the eastern seaboard...

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 27, 2004, 12:01 am

seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 27, 2004, 12:53 am

Having your birthday today and your friends making it the best day you have had in months and months.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 27, 2004, 8:38 am

Ennia wrote:seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.

My little girl does the same thing to me.

Jaxomer · Post by **Jaxomer** » April 27, 2004, 9:42 am

Ennia wrote:seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.

Haha, you got that one right on

Kalohela · Post by **Kalohela** » April 27, 2004, 5:04 pm

Happiness is getting paid overtime almost every day, because your work is so short-staffed you have to close by yourself (normally 2-3 people close) and this is the boss's way of trying to keep you from quitting along with the other 5 people.

Or should this be under the Anger is thread... I'm not sure yet

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 28, 2004, 5:50 pm

happiness
is
...
little Alex

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 29, 2004, 7:03 pm

Happiness is...

getting my U.S. Visa in Montreal yesterday. I leave for Alaska (finally!!) May 12th and will be married this summer.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » April 29, 2004, 9:47 pm

...life!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » April 29, 2004, 11:01 pm

Happiness is the feeling after a 25 mile bike ride, knowing I couldn't have done it a couple months ago.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » April 30, 2004, 2:25 am

knowing the one you love, loves you back...in spite of all your faults and little annoying quirks.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » April 30, 2004, 5:45 am

Happiness is sleeping in your new bed after nearly a week on an air bed.
My spine is the happiest part of me today.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2004, 9:19 am

I'll get back to you on this one.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 30, 2004, 10:21 am

Happiness is....
Crushing your enemies
Seeing them driven before you
Hearing the lamentation of their women

Conan > You

Rick James · Post by **Rick James** » April 30, 2004, 2:38 pm

Happiness is Rick James sticking his hot african jungle rod into your sexy ass baby, I am a Legend. I get freaky with all kinds of womens, they love the RIck James Love Injection. I'm a the eye of the tiger and freaky, so super freaky baby.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » April 30, 2004, 3:12 pm

Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2004, 3:50 pm

Pahreyia wrote:Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.

Enough about the server transfer already, jeez!

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » April 30, 2004, 3:57 pm

Happiness is Friday at work!!!

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » April 30, 2004, 4:23 pm

... Maggie Moo ice cream on a hot day.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » April 30, 2004, 5:00 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:
Pahreyia wrote:Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.
Enough about the server transfer already, jeez!

No.. I'm talking about RL.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 30, 2004, 5:04 pm

That's what made my joke so funny.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 30, 2004, 5:05 pm

i didn't get it but that's ok, its Friday

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » April 30, 2004, 5:11 pm

I got it and lol'd

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » April 30, 2004, 5:35 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:That's what made my joke so funny.

el oh el ...

or something.

Post by **Sylvus** » April 30, 2004, 5:47 pm

el oh el

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » April 30, 2004, 5:50 pm

WoW

... and when the baby sleeps so I can play.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » May 1, 2004, 7:34 am

happiness is:

Not regretting the past, not worrying about the future, and enjoying the present.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 3, 2004, 6:29 pm

Siji · Post by **Siji** » May 4, 2004, 11:55 am

Pee shivers!

Metaphantasus · Post by **Metaphantasus** » May 15, 2004, 3:45 pm

PEE SHIVERS!!! LOfuckinL

Taly · Post by **Taly** » May 15, 2004, 4:05 pm

happiness is quitting smoking finally!

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » May 15, 2004, 4:17 pm

damn it bubba grizz
i knew somebody would reply with those lyrics

murr · Post by **murr** » May 15, 2004, 5:19 pm

What is happiness to you, David?

Ceffin · Post by **Ceffin** » May 17, 2004, 9:33 pm

having a nice cold bottled beer while you trim your pubes

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » May 17, 2004, 9:57 pm

Bottled as in with the rubber nipples?

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