VeeshanVault

have any of oyu seen this fucked up hotdog commercial
some chubby borderline redheadish dude making hotdogs on teh grill
talking about how he loves the word 'girthy', says it over and over real slow
then points to the hotdog, says its girthy, and takes a nice chomp on it, then some more slow saying girthy, then a nasty grunt at the end

it freaked me the fuck out
i couldnt believe it was a real comercial

i dont remember what brand it was, but maybe someone else can remember it

ballpark, theres also another equally as scary commercial staring the same large fellow playing here.

Johnson Brand Hot Dongs?
"Plumps When You Eat 'Em!"

too much "girthy" = hurty

Drasta wrote:too much "girthy" = hurty

not really. too much "lengthy" = hurty. "Girthy" =

naa "lengthy" isn't an issue ... "girthy" = oww (note were not using the same "holey")

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOTDOG BUNS?! MINE DOESNT HAVE HOLES IN THEM

This kind of reminds me of my cousing Bella. He only has one leg. We went to 7 eleven once, and he was like "hey lady, let me get one of them hot dogs. Give me one of them big sonsa bitches. I need a lot of girth." The lady gave him the biggest hot dog ide ever seen. I was like "damn bella, I bet you 5 bucs you cant eat all of that." He was like "Not only will I eat all of it, I'll even do it standing on one foot."
Bella ate the whole thing standing on just one foot. After he was done, he looked at me and said "Sparty, does your mom shave her pussy?". I said, "no, but she shaves her vagina." And then LR came and hit him.

Later
My name is Sparty

Will you have my babies Sparty?

Err...wait...rephrase: Will you let my babies inside you Sparty?

Raistin wrote:ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOTDOG BUNS?! MINE DOESNT HAVE HOLES IN THEM

Don't know why but that made me tremendously.