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Cruisers and Crotch Rockets
Posted: May 5, 2004, 4:45 pm
by Neost
Ok, I'm thinking about buying a bike. I'm a fairly big guy and want a nice sized cruiser without breaking the bank.
I've kind of zeroed in on the Honda VTX1300 Retro in Illusion Blue.
Does anyone have any experience with these bikes? And what are your thoughts on it? Are there any other comparably priced cruisers that seem to be better?
And so as not to be mis-leading I'll mention crotch rockets. You wouldn't catch me dead on one.
Posted: May 5, 2004, 4:48 pm
by masteen
I heard Harleys are cool if you like having your colon vibrated.
Posted: May 5, 2004, 4:57 pm
by Kaelina
Posted: May 5, 2004, 5:03 pm
by Siji
You can't go wrong with any of the Honda bikes. I had two H-D's (Sportster & ElectraGlide) and now have a Honda (1100XX Sport Bike). Their engineering is top notch. If you've got the money to spend, you'll enjoy the H-D more, but that's not to say that the Honda isn't a nice bike - it's just a different bike and a different feeling. (And H-D's don't vibrate as much as everyone says, least not the newer years)
Posted: May 5, 2004, 5:07 pm
by Neost
If I could afford a Harley I wouldn't even be asking about the Honda:)
Posted: May 5, 2004, 5:35 pm
by Raulthiel
I own a Honda Magna VF750 and have nothing but good things to say about this bike. Hondas are reliable, they have a lot of power, and are very easy to maintain.
Posted: May 5, 2004, 5:39 pm
by Ashur
All I know is you can't visit Siji's friend at his apartment complex with one.
Posted: May 5, 2004, 6:14 pm
by Syndaen Crystalthorn
My parents just bought a Yamaha V-Star Silverado, its a very nice bike. 1100cc V-twin and realatively cheap at about $9k.
Now I gotta get a motorcycle license so I can borrow it =)
Posted: May 5, 2004, 8:07 pm
by Kelshara
I wouldn't be caught dead on a Harley
But seriously, cruisers are not necesarily more comfy for big guys. Personally, I prefere sport bikes because I (for me and my body) feel they distribute the weight better than cruisers. But in this, as in everything else, your miles may vary.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 12:23 am
by Mplor
Please, whatever you buy, keep it muffled. I never will understand the desire to piss off everyone you ride near with your bike's flatulence.
On some level, I know that some weirdos think that shit is manly, but it completely eludes me.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 12:26 am
by Arundel Pajo
Vintage scooters get all the
chicks. It's true, you know. Those meat head weekend warriors on their Harleys may laugh at us, but their girlfriends all want rides on *our* bikes.
Doesn't apply to the real, grizzled old biker types. They're cool - they all think our bikes are the shit.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 1:26 am
by Siji
Mplor wrote:Please, whatever you buy, keep it muffled. I never will understand the desire to piss off everyone you ride near with your bike's flatulence.
On some level, I know that some weirdos think that shit is manly, but it completely eludes me.
It's not a matter of being manly, well, for most people.. it's a matter of making sure that people in their cages can hear you since they're too busy talking on their cell phones to bother paying attention to a bike riding in the lane next to them when they change over without a blinker or any warning.
As the saying goes, loud pipes save lives. The first thing I do everytime I've gotten a new motorcycle is to change the pipes. You wouldn't believe how many times I've been able to avoid some car coming into my lane by revving the bike up the moment I notice them moving over. They hear me and get freaked out and get the fuck back in their lane. Especially the old q-tips that live here in Florida.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 1:55 am
by Durew
On a side note, the author of this hates crotch rockets but I might be in the market for one; if anyone has some suggestions or comments about brands/models I'm all ears! I'm green when it comes to this stuff so all the info I can get is good

Posted: May 6, 2004, 10:12 am
by Sendarie
For a big guy make sure and AT LEAST test drive a Yamaha V-Max before you decide on anything.
I would recommend the same thing for Raulth's bike (the one I sold to him) the VF750 Honda Magna.
You'll be quite surprised at how both of these feel in acceleration and handling compared to the big V-Twins.
Harleys......no thanks.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 10:30 am
by Deward
I am a vintage bike man myself. I just don't like how the new Hondas look at all.
I currently own a 1973 Honda 500, 1976 Honda 750K, and a 1981 CM 200 Twinstar. The twinstar gets the most use because it is so light and easy to ride around town. Only has a top speed of about 60 MPH though so it is not a highway rider. The 750 is the highway bike and it rides really nice with a good center of gravity and feel. The 500 is very similar. I like to be able to sit up on a bike. I have a bad back so I couldn't crouch over on a crotch rocket plus I don't need that kind of speed. Another advantage to teh old bikes is that they are so easy to maintain. Most parts are available cheap on Ebay and I can do most of the work myself without worrying about computer chips and crap.
For my next bike I am looking at a 60's Honda Dream 305 or I will go for an older BMW or Triumph Bonneville. The old bikes turn a lot of heads.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 11:07 am
by Aslanna
Siji wrote:It's not a matter of being manly, well, for most people.. it's a matter of making sure that people in their cages can hear you since they're too busy talking on their cell phones to bother paying attention to a bike riding in the lane next to them when they change over without a blinker or any warning.
As the saying goes, loud pipes save lives. The first thing I do everytime I've gotten a new motorcycle is to change the pipes. You wouldn't believe how many times I've been able to avoid some car coming into my lane by revving the bike up the moment I notice them moving over. They hear me and get freaked out and get the fuck back in their lane. Especially the old q-tips that live here in Florida.
Sorry, not buying it. There are some seriously loud bikes out there and I doubt they did it for safety sake. And everytime one of them rumbles past my apartment I secretly wish that would explode and spread their parts everywhere. Does that make me a bad person?
Same for those assclowns who rev the piss out of the crotch rockets from one stop light to the next. They may be doing it to alert those within a 15 block radius of their presence but it has nothing to do with personal safety. Everytime I hear them I wish they would go careening into a wall at high speed and die a painful death. Maybe that does make me a bad person!
Posted: May 6, 2004, 11:35 am
by Kluden
...he did say for "most people"...
anyways....I suggest for the newbie something like my bike. A
Suzuki SV650 ! that one isn't me or my bike, but that's the same damn thing.
Upright seeting position, nice torque from a V-twin, about 62hp stock...just enough to keep you "safer" on the speedometer side of things. Plus, they are cheap, cheap, cheap to buy and maintain.
That is of course, unless you have mad kinds of money, then get whatever you want. If you strapped for cash, and only want a cruiser, I suggest a Honda Shadow 600 VLX...recently used one would be good if you are new to motorcycling.
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Posted: May 6, 2004, 11:52 am
by Neost
I really like the Honda VTX 1300 retro but now I'm leaning toward the Yamaha Vstar 1100 Silverado. Slighty less money than the vtx1300 and is pretty much loaded. No accessory purchases like windshield, foot boards, heel-toe shifter, saddlebags, etc. etc.
Although I'll probably pull the saddlebags, back rest and second seat.
Oh and for Aslanna I'm going to put a set of vance and hines pipes on there to "maximize the manly rumble"

Posted: May 6, 2004, 3:54 pm
by Siji
Durew wrote:On a side note, the author of this hates crotch rockets but I might be in the market for one; if anyone has some suggestions or comments about brands/models I'm all ears! I'm green when it comes to this stuff so all the info I can get is good

Avoid all things Suzuki. Period. Get a Honda or a Yamaha. If you can find a Honda CBR1100XX in good shape for a good price, grab it. There's people (several) that are over 100k miles on those with no major engine work done. Try to find a Suzuki Hayabusa owner with over 20-30k that hasn't already been in the shop with major repairs. They're very rare. The CBR1100XX is a sport touring bike, so it's sporty and comfy. I love mine, and that's coming from an ElectraGlide (H-D's big cruiser).
Personally, I prefer a larger engine bike. Not so much for the speed, but because I can't stand riding for long periods of time with the RPMs up around 10k. At 5k rpm in 6th gear I'm over 90 mph easy. Doing the speed limit, I rarely have to leave 5th gear. Some people like cruising at high rpms (7k+), I prefer being around 4k. The ride feels less like a rubber band and a bit more comfortable.
Lastly, don't listen to the sales guy talk you into a bike/brand, they're selilng based on what they get for selling a particular brand that month. Don't buy based on 'biggest, baddest, fastest'. Sit on them all (with your feet ON the pegs for the 'real' feeling) and see what's most comfortable for your body. I say feet on pegs because it makes a huge difference, especially if you're a big person. My dad bought a Gold Wing (huge monstrosity of a bike) and hated it because of the feet positioning. Bought a DynaGlide (H-D - smaller bike) and it's more comfy for him just due to the feet positioning.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 7:48 pm
by Kelshara
eh friend of mine back home drives his Hayabusa as his daily commuter, he has never had any issues with it. Personally, I prefere the GSX-R though, so yes I like Suzuki. That said, if you are fairly new to bikes you can't go wrong with Honda CBR. The 600 is extremely smooth, yet it might not be the most exciting bike out there (which can be good for a beginner).
Posted: May 6, 2004, 8:18 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Aslanna wrote:
Sorry, not buying it. There are some seriously loud bikes out there and I doubt they did it for safety sake. And everytime one of them rumbles past my apartment I secretly wish that would explode and spread their parts everywhere. Does that make me a bad person?
Same for those assclowns who rev the piss out of the crotch rockets from one stop light to the next. They may be doing it to alert those within a 15 block radius of their presence but it has nothing to do with personal safety. Everytime I hear them I wish they would go careening into a wall at high speed and die a painful death. Maybe that does make me a bad person!
You don't have to buy it. I can tell you flat out that most people put loud pipes on because of people in their cars. There is no mistake about having a harley with vance and hines on it sitting in the next lane. It sure beats laying on the weak ass horn every 5 minutes. I would rather annoy you than get smoked by a moron in an SUV.
BTW, a good friend of mine just bought that exact Honda 1300 a month ago. It is vary nice. hard to get him to get off of it long enough to play golf. It does need a different set of pipes. I think he is putting s et of Cobras on it....just to piss people off.
Posted: May 6, 2004, 8:30 pm
by Aslanna
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Aslanna wrote:
Sorry, not buying it. There are some seriously loud bikes out there and I doubt they did it for safety sake. And everytime one of them rumbles past my apartment I secretly wish that would explode and spread their parts everywhere. Does that make me a bad person?
Same for those assclowns who rev the piss out of the crotch rockets from one stop light to the next. They may be doing it to alert those within a 15 block radius of their presence but it has nothing to do with personal safety. Everytime I hear them I wish they would go careening into a wall at high speed and die a painful death. Maybe that does make me a bad person!
You don't have to buy it. I can tell you flat out that most people put loud pipes on because of people in their cars. There is no mistake about having a harley with vance and hines on it sitting in the next lane. It sure beats laying on the weak ass horn every 5 minutes. I would rather annoy you than get smoked by a moron in an SUV.
Yes, because I can see the big safety hazard down the downtown streets marked 15MPH that they need to rev the fuck out of them. Especially while sitting at the stoplight. Dont want anyone running into them!
Having it loud is one thing. Intentionally making as much noise as possible just because you have a small penis is another.
BTW, a good friend of mine just bought that exact Honda 1300 a month ago. It is vary nice. hard to get him to get off of it long enough to play golf. It does need a different set of pipes. I think he is putting s et of Cobras on it....just to piss people off.
More power to him if he does it just to piss people off. Grats him on making the gene pool a better place.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 12:26 am
by Kelshara
heh I can definitely agree on the "loud is good" idea.. my bike was loud as hell. Worse thing possible while riding a bike: Old woman in a huge-ass Cadilac who is too old to turn her head to check her mirror or blind spot. Had that happen to me, went straight from the left lane, across two other lanes and onto the off-ramp without ever using her blinker. Damn glad I saw her in time.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 8:01 am
by Truant
Siji wrote:Durew wrote:On a side note, the author of this hates crotch rockets but I might be in the market for one; if anyone has some suggestions or comments about brands/models I'm all ears! I'm green when it comes to this stuff so all the info I can get is good

Avoid all things Suzuki. Period. Get a Honda or a Yamaha. If you can find a Honda CBR1100XX in good shape for a good price, grab it. There's people (several) that are over 100k miles on those with no major engine work done. Try to find a Suzuki Hayabusa owner with over 20-30k that hasn't already been in the shop with major repairs. They're very rare. The CBR1100XX is a sport touring bike, so it's sporty and comfy. I love mine, and that's coming from an ElectraGlide (H-D's big cruiser).
Granted, I don't own a bike (yet). But I don't think a CBR1100XX is a good bike for a beginner. Then again, I've heard some people say, F the small bikes for learners and blah blah blah.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 10:40 am
by Kelshara
I'd say a smooth 600 is good for a learner. Has enough power to cover you when you need it, yet is not the beast a 750+ can be.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 10:48 am
by Kluden
Any bike you can buy for under $3k is perfect for a beginner...that way, when they drop it, it doesn't matter...and also, they didn't spend that much on the bike so they can unload it onto another newb, and buy what they actually want to ride.
Small, nimble bikes are easiest to learn on...choppers are kinda rough learning on, atleast in my opinion.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 4:49 pm
by Siji
Aslanna wrote:Yes, because I can see the big safety hazard down the downtown streets marked 15MPH that they need to rev the fuck out of them.
This is completely irrelevant to the point being made about loud pipes and safety. Explain to me, for example, the necessity in having a stereo system in a car that can be heard a mile away? Any and every single argument that you can and will make about motorcycles and noise, I can make about cars and noise. There are a lot more kids with annoying booming crap coming out of their cars than there is kids on loud bikes. The difference is that, whether the reason they've got loud pipes is for safety or not, there is no reason for having a stereo that loud.
Aslanna wrote:Especially while sitting at the stoplight. Dont want anyone running into them!
You'd likely be shocked at the number of bikes that get rear ended at traffic lights/stop signs. One of the things they teach you in safety courses is to never sit at the light in neutral, always be ready to move. They do that for a reason.
Aslanna wrote:Having it loud is one thing. Intentionally making as much noise as possible just because you have a small penis is another.
Again, that has nothing to do with motorcycles. That has to do with idiot people and applies to anything.
Until you've nearly been hit by a car, repeatedly, that wasn't looking, and gotten their attention with a loud sound coming from your motorcycle pipes, you simply won't understand. Sorry if you don't like the sound of a motorcycle. I don't like the sound of your car stereo.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 5:06 pm
by Kelshara
You'd likely be shocked at the number of bikes that get rear ended at traffic lights/stop signs. One of the things they teach you in safety courses is to never sit at the light in neutral, always be ready to move. They do that for a reason.
Yupp I remember sitting at a red light in San Antonio and, as I always did, I kept an eye on the traffic behind me. The idiot wasn't paying attention (looked like he was doing something with the radio or the glove compartment) and I had to floor it across the intersection. If I hadn't had it in gear and with decent RPM going I would have been hit, no doubt about it.
I will never sit with a bike in neutral and/or idle at a red light. Too many idiots in cars everywhere around you.
pfft
Posted: May 7, 2004, 5:10 pm
by Fyndina
not like the old lady in the Caddy gonna hear you while sitting at a stop light!!!
In the VTX1300 category might want to look at the Yamaha Road Warrior as well. Pretty nice bikes both of them.
Although.
I would recommend also looking at something more sporty. Someone above said a sport bike is not necessarily less comfy for a large person. I had a Virago 1100 as my first bike. A Honda SuperHawk as my second. Long distance (Dallas to San Antonio) the SuperHawk was more comfy than the Virago, by far. 5 hours on the Virago and my ass was numb. On the SuperHawk just had to settle into a nice comfy 80 mph cruise and wind made my have almost no weight on the handlebar.
For around town the Virago was better, the SuperHawk could be a pain to try to look behind you (Although mirror extenders made that easier). Either of the bikes had plenty of power to get away when needed.
Personaly I don't buy the small bikes for beginners. Big twin makes life easier (both the above bikes were twins) if you are in city traffic mostly. Stalling is the pits, which beginners will do a lot esp on a smaller 4 cylinder. The SV650 might be nice, but Suzuki's never 'fit' me, mainly due to seat height being too high for me compared to Honda's and Yamaha's.
Posted: May 7, 2004, 6:13 pm
by Aslanna
This is completely irrelevant to the point being made about loud pipes and safety. Explain to me, for example, the necessity in having a stereo system in a car that can be heard a mile away? Any and every single argument that you can and will make about motorcycles and noise, I can make about cars and noise. There are a lot more kids with annoying booming crap coming out of their cars than there is kids on loud bikes. The difference is that, whether the reason they've got loud pipes is for safety or not, there is no reason for having a stereo that loud.
I could explain it to you if it had any relevance in a thread about motorcycles. I don't remember anyone in this thread even mentioning loud car stereos. If you were to start a thread about that I'd be more than happy to give you my opinion of those as well.
And living downtown I can tell you for a (observed) fact that the number of loud motorcyles outnumbers the number of booming car stereos I hear. When you set off car alarms, which actually happens, the volume of your toy is just a little too loud. I don't care if it's motorcycles, car steroes, or whatever.
You'd likely be shocked at the number of bikes that get rear ended at traffic lights/stop signs. One of the things they teach you in safety courses is to never sit at the light in neutral, always be ready to move. They do that for a reason.
You'd likely be shocked at the number of cars that get rear ended at traffic lights/stop signs as well. Shit, people get rearended while driving! Is this something new? Perhaps if those people had those loud car stereos you're talking about they wouldn't have been hit either.
But seriously, according to the Hurt report, (
Motorcycle Accident Cause Factors and Identification of Countermeasures, Volume 1: Technical Report, Hurt, H.H., Ouellet, J.V. and Thom, D.R., Traffic Safety Center, University of Southern California, Los Angeles) is was determined that 77% of motorcycle accident hazards come from in front of the rider, while only 3% approach from the rear. 3% isn't exactly shocking. (Line stolen from article below since the Hurt study is several hundred pages long and I'm not going to look for it)
Aslanna wrote:
Having it loud is one thing. Intentionally making as much noise as possible just because you have a small penis is another.
Again, that has nothing to do with motorcycles. That has to do with idiot people and applies to anything.
Aside from the fact that those pipes are attached to the motorcycles you mean? I also differentiated the non-idiots (loud) from the idiots (extra loud and intentionally making as much noise as possible).
Until you've nearly been hit by a car, repeatedly, that wasn't looking, and gotten their attention with a loud sound coming from your motorcycle pipes, you simply won't understand. Sorry if you don't like the sound of a motorcycle. I don't like the sound of your car stereo.
I also haven't heard anyone say they didn't like the sound of a motorcycle. You seem to think that the people against loud pipes are against motorcycles in general. It's the excessive sound that (some) people have a problem with.
Just out of curiosity, how many times have you been nearly hitten by a car where you've gotten their attention was a loud sound coming from your motorcycle pipes? (Especially considering most of the sound is directed backwards).
I went researching the 'Do Loud Pipes Save Lives' issue and found numerous articles but no real scientific study showing that they do (or don't) however. This one is fairly well written and is from a motorcyclist so you can't really say he's biased:
http://www.virginiawind.com/byways/loud ... _lives.asp
"Loud Pipes Save Lives"
or
The Madness Behind the Myth
By Jeffry L’H. Tank
I had originally planed on continuing with the series I was doing on the history of the motorcycle for this month's article until a neighbor of mine came home last weekend with a brand new bike. Practically before he had gotten off he informed me that one of the first things he was going to do was get a set of louder pipes, as this would help to ensure his safety by being heard from a greater distance. Safety??! Hogwash! Balderdash! Bull cookies! Well that set me off, and I proceeded to make an attempt to dissuade him from this (in my opinion) erroneous view that "Loud Pipes Save Lives". I don't think I got very far in my first attempt, though, he seemed pretty adamant in his view.
So I decided that perhaps the best approach would be to do some digging and see what I could find in the way of supporting facts, both pro and con. Perhaps I was wrong and they really do save lives, seemed doubtful, but I've always considered myself as someone who is willing to keep an open mind until the facts are in. In doing my research on the subject I found many opinions but very little in the way of hard facts on the issue of "do loud pipes save lives?" In the end I could not find a single "fact" that supports the idea, but I did find a number of opinions to support it, opinions that were, as far as I could see, weakly masqueraded as "facts". To be fair, neither could I find any facts in support of the idea they don't. What I did find was numerous reasons why (overly) loud pipes can be detrimental to motorcycling as a whole. Here's a synopsis of what I found.
Supporters of the idea seemed to consist for the most part of folks that either sold (loud) aftermarket pipes, or folks who road bikes with loud(er) aftermarket pipes. Yet these same folks could not provide any hard facts to back up their claim, the best they could come up with were rather vague statements about how if they make lots of noise "(car drivers) are sure as heck gonna hear me!" or claims that loud pipes give the other motorists ample warning of the approaching biker as they cruise up from behind. These statements seem to presuppose several assumptions that; 1) the other driver is not only going to hear the biker, but take the time to identify their actual location, 2) drivers in general rely on sound as much as vision to locate and avoid obstacles (in this case the motorcyclist), 3) the other driver gives enough of a damn about motorcyclists in the first place to do (1) and (2) above, and 4) that sounds emanating from a motorcycle's exhaust travel equally in all directions from the source. These seem, to me, to be a rather risky set of suppositions with little, if any, basis in fact. It is well documented that vision plays a much bigger role in operator safety than sound. Think about the last time you heard a siren, were you able to identify the location of the approaching vehicle by the sound alone or did you not in fact have to wait to make visual contact with it before you could precisely identify its location relative to you? Do proponents of loud pipes really believe that other motorists are going to concentrate on locating the approaching motorcycle and keep it in view till it is well past them and out of harms way? Where is the evidence to support such a claim?
An article in the Concord Monitor (Sunday, October, 2002, by Sarah M. Earle) quotes one mechanic at a local Concord bike shop as stating that the other driver cut off 80% of his customers who had been involved in an accident. Sounds reasonable and that is indeed what the Hurt report found in it's study. Unfortunately he then goes on to state that this justifies his customers modifying their exhaust (to something louder) to ensure that they will be noticed in the future. He further states that changing out the exhaust is done purely for safety reasons. I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that, nor do I really believe he does either. That sounds too much like an attempt to justify something that's done for entirely different reasons, i.e. they just like the louder sound.
On the other hand The American Motorcyclist Association, The Hurt Report, and many riders and bikers themselves seemed to be of the opposite opinion. The AMA has gone so far as to make a policy statement on the issue which reads " The [AMA] believes that few other factors contribute more to misunderstanding and prejudice against the motorcycling community than excessively noisy motorcycles". They then go on to say, "Shifting blame and failing to adopt responsible policies on a voluntary basis can only result in greater prejudice and discrimination against motorcycling. The consequences of continuing to ignore this issue will likely result in excessively rigorous state and federal standards, ……[and] abusive enforcement of current laws and other solutions undesirable to riders and the motorcycle industry"
What this shows is that there is a bigger issue at hand, namely, the noise issue, and it's impact on all of us who ride. And sadly too, their prediction has come true in many cases, I found several articles within just the first hour of researching this issue, on jurisdictions that have enacted noise related ordinances directed against motorcycles while other vehicles remained less regulated. Several sources noted events from the last Sturgis rally, an event noted for it's tolerance and even open acceptance of the biker crowd. It seems the state and local authorities really cracked down on violators, more so than in previous years and the biggest offence cited and fined was for excessive exhaust noise. As one writer put it, it must have been just like shooting fish in a barrel (for the police).
I have to wonder how many others, like myself, really enjoy hearing those cars with the mega-bass audio systems turned up so loud that our stomachs churn or the sound of trash trucks emptying the dumpster at 6 in the morning? Noise pollution effects everyone. Saying "I'm just doing my thing" just doesn't cut it, not when "doing your thing" violates others right to peace and quiet, there is no right to make excessive noise! And what about the image that excessively loud motorcycles project? When the actions of others have a negative impact on my rights to enjoy motorcycling, that gets my goat up and it should get yours up too.
According to the Hurt report is was determined that 77% of motorcycle accident hazards come from in front of the rider, while only 3% approach from the rear. What's interesting here is that motorcycle pipes direct the vast majority of sound backwards where the least danger is, so for loud pipes to be truly effective safety measures they would need to be pointed forward where the greatest danger lies. That doesn't do much to support the proposition that loud pipes are a safely factor. The other serious problem I have with this supposition is that it is, at best, a secondary safety measure, not a primary or proactive measure. Assuming that the other driver will act with caution once you have identified your presence by the sound of your bike roaring up from behind is foolhardy at best. That's like assuming that if you were to wear a bright yellow safety vest, or full riding gear, you can relax because now you're protected! Lets face it, the best protection you have is that 3 pounds of grey matter between your ears, that and a constant awareness of your surrounding, and acting on the supposition that the rest of the motorists in the world are all idiots and its up to you and you alone to ensure your safety on the road. Relying on the other guy to act reasonably or safely just because you're making more noise than those around you is just asking for trouble!
As Neal Stephenson puts it in 'Zodiac' (The words in brackets [ ] were added by me.):
" First, a word on motorcycle safety:
If you've put yourself in a position where someone has to see [hear] you in order for you to be safe -- to see [hear] you, and to give a f**k -- you've already blown it."
Interestingly enough too, I found that most motorcyclists with louder than stock pipes, interviewed in the various articles I read on the subject admitted that is was mostly a macho thing. They simply liked the sound of a deep-throated exhaust note, it added to the pleasure of the machine for them, very few made any mention of the "safety" issue. So it would seem the true believers in the LPSL crowd are in the vast minority, it may make a great tee shirt slogan, but is ability to hold water is about equal to that of the tee shirt it's printed on.
Ok, so back to my neighbor and his desire for loud pipes for "safety" reasons. If he wants louder pipes on his machine, more power to him, it's his bike, and I firmly believe in the principal "It's your bike, do what you want". As long as it's not an ear splitting, glass shattering roar, and he doesn't fire it up at 3AM and blast me out of bed, fine, have fun with it. He's young, it's his first bike and he's caught up in all that goes with that first chrome and steel love affair. And No, I don't think there's anything wrong with a nice set of well-tuned pipes, they can add that little something extra to a machine and will undoubtedly catch the occasional eye (or ear) as you go tooling down the roadway. But let's not kid ourselves that its anything other than an ego thing, plain and simple. Just be honest about it and quit trying to justify it.
Just do it within reason, remember the image you portray is a reflection on all of us, like it or not, and really loud pipes probably do more damage than good and annoying folks accomplishes nothing. Now you may be thinking I have something personal against loud pipes, well let me disabuse you of that notion right here and now. I too happen to like a nice throaty exhaust note as evidenced by my little R600. Several years ago I put a 2-into-1 megaphone style exhaust on her as part of the process of setting her up for running the back roads and mountain passes. I love to "play" with the resonance it produces zipping though the twisties, and I admit that I did it 90% just for the way it enhances the machine's appearance and the way it sounds. The reduced weight and extra cornering clearance is just an added bonus, but I did it mostly for the sound, and looks, and I readily admit it. Its just plain cool! What its not however is loud to the point of annoying my neighbors or shattering glass, just a nice mellow note that sets it apart from other old bikes.
Sure, it can also be done to increase horsepower, but for many that too is probably just a "justification" and not the real reason. Modern bikes have more than enough power as they come from the factory for almost any rider or riding conditions, some even more than reasonably needed (but that's just my opinion). Keep in mind, too, that they are designed to run with the specific backpressure created by the stock exhaust. Changing anything with the motor should only be done by someone who knows what they are doing, or you could easily wind up with all sort of problems, such as less power and possible overheating problems, to name a few, and that's not an opinion, that's just plan fact. But as for the safety factor, forget it Mac, I ain't buying that. If my neighbor (or anyone else) wants to talk safety features, I can think of many, many ways that money could be better spent on serious, proven, safely features.
So if you want loud(er) pipes, go ahead put them on, give 'em nice high polish shine and give that throttle a twist and revel in the sound of that deep, throaty rumble, just don't try to tell me you're doing it because "Loud Pipes Save Lives" 'cause dude, now I know better!
Jeffry L'H. Tank
Posted: May 8, 2004, 8:57 pm
by Siji
Aslanna wrote:Just out of curiosity, how many times have you been nearly hitten by a car where you've gotten their attention was a loud sound coming from your motorcycle pipes? (Especially considering most of the sound is directed backwards).
Let's see.. it happened last night, as a nice example. Thanks Dodge pickup truck with an idiot behind the wheel. As for how often, too often. Once is too often, but it happens frequently, to choose a different word. The person sitting next to me right now was also a participant in this happening as we nearly got pushed off the road or hit and were able to make the driver aware by revving the fuck out of the bike and making a lot of noise.
Aslanna wrote:I went researching the 'Do Loud Pipes Save Lives' issue and found numerous articles but no real scientific study showing that they do (or don't) however.
The scientific proof is personal experience. Got any of your own on the matter? As has been proven on this board several times, you can find scientific research and/or studies to support just about any stance that you want, on either side of said stance.
You don't like idiots that make unnecessary noise on bikes. I don't either. Just because I ride a bike, and make sure that my bike has pipes that are loud, doesn't mean I like hearing it when it's not appropriate (neighborhoods, apartment complexes, etc). It's not "cool", it's not "funny", it's stupid. But my point is that it has nothing to do with the majority of motorcycle riders, and nothing at all to do with motorcycles themselves. It's the idiot driving them. My point with the car stereos is that an idiot can be just as much of an idiot in a car as on a bike. Let's not even talk about aftermarket mufflers and exhaust systems on rice burners that are just as loud at times as motorcycles. And the only reason for the addition of those is performance. And I'm pretty sure the car would go the speed limit without said additions.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 1:36 pm
by Chaos
I guess things are not made clear of why people put loud pipes on thier bikes. No, I do not own a bike but, I speak from personal experience of watching a friend get clipped on a bike. Louds pipes do serve a purpose but I guess your the type of person that will argue even though u know u r wrong and just will not give up. I think the point was clearly made and the fact u want to argue personal experience with some facts does not mean shit. Oh wow I can look shit up on the internet and makes me special, no one gives 2 fucks. Just as a point of reference you would probably hate me bc i own a big ass truck that is about twice as loud as the ricers and bikes u see running around. Stop arguing in circles. As a matter of fact, have u ever been on a bike bc if u have not then do not just hate bikes bc u dont like the sound that comes from them. Try riding one day, u will see why ppl enjoy riding bikes.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 1:46 pm
by Aslanna
Hi, Jackass! Thank you for your valuable contribution to this discussion.
Personally I hope inconsiderate people continue to put overly loud pipes on their bikes so it can be banned/regulated that much quicker.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 1:58 pm
by Spankes
I never understood why it was so hard for people to type out 'you'
Posted: May 9, 2004, 3:28 pm
by Kelshara
If they ban bike pipes I sure as hell hope they ban car stereos, ricers, V8s, tires (can do burnouts after all!) etc.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 6:52 pm
by Aslanna
Kelshara wrote:If they ban bike pipes I sure as hell hope they ban car stereos, ricers, V8s, tires (can do burnouts after all!) etc.
If bikers can't police themselves then someone has to do it for them. There has to be a limit where loud becomes too loud. I agree that it should apply to everything and not just the idiot people who want to be heard 10 blocks away. Loud booming car stereos should be high on that list as well so I'm not even sure why they were brought into a discussion about motorcycles. Noise pollution in all forms is bad, get it? Nobody is saying it's ok for car stereos with 10,000 watt subwoofers but not ok for pipes that deafen you when the go by.
To repeat.. I'm not against motorcycles, customizing bikes, adding pipes, etc. Just do it within reason. Do you not think it's unreasonably loud when a bike that rolls past sets off car alarms? This happened just the other day so I'm not making it up. These are the cases I'm talking about.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 7:23 pm
by Winnow
I like motorcycle riders. They have no right of way at all on those puny things. I cut them off on purpose. Especially those lamers driving inbetween lanes. I can imagine bikers are similar to road kill to clean up after.
The louder the pipes, the higher the probability of me cutting you off on purpose.
BTW, I know someone who was decapitated riding a crotch rocket and it still doesn't change my opinion. Sucks he died but he's riding a fucking motorcycle in heavy traffic. The chances of you being in a fatal accident or severe injury accident are much higher. It doesn't matter if you're the safest rider out there, you can't control other drivers and it's retarded to be riding a bike. It's your own risk and I'm happy to make it harder for you. Save me your motorcycle accident horror stories. Keep your motorcycles on the back country roads for scenic rides and biker get togethers.
If you want to hijack the discussion and talk about loud stereos, they suck too. Whining about another wrong doesn't make your noise polluting bikes right.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 7:58 pm
by Kelshara
The world would be such a better place if you noise polluted a bit with a gun, Winnow.
Posted: May 9, 2004, 9:59 pm
by Chaos
Yes, I am a jackass and yes I am lazy, who the fuck really cares. Anyways to get on with the discussion, my truck sets off car alarms, does that mean that they should ban my car 2. It passes all inspections and is within regulation as well as all the bikes running around. Most of you people are making generalizations about bike riders in the first place, not everyone of them are crazy dumbasses that cut people off. Granted some of them do but I see people in cars do much dumber things than people on bikes. Bikes are an adrenaline rush that can not be explained unless u ride on a bike. But I guess people can be close-minded fucktards as some of u r demonstrating here in this thread. I guess ignorance is bliss and some of you in this thread have obviously demonstrated your knowledge about nothing more than, OMG IT IS TOO LOUD. Learn to tune shit out, it might help but I guess everyone has to bitch about something and u chose to bitch about bikes.
Oh and btw winnow, no one was justifing the noise of a bike in comparsion to the loudness of a stereo system. Reading 101 might help u out just a little bit. I would recommend going back through kindergarten one more time and you might get the basic idea that it is a comparsion.
Posted: May 10, 2004, 12:16 am
by Denadeb
The liter bikes these days are insane I wouldn't suggest starting on one of those at all. The newer 600s produce more than enough power for a new rider. As for what kind to get that depends on your taste. They are all good bikes I personally like the Yamaha R6 but thats pref more than anything.
Posted: May 10, 2004, 10:01 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
I found Trake's bike:

Posted: May 10, 2004, 1:52 pm
by Winnow
Slinn wrote:
Oh and btw winnow, no one was justifing the noise of a bike in comparsion to the loudness of a stereo system. Reading 101 might help u out just a little bit. I would recommend going back through kindergarten one more time and you might get the basic idea that it is a comparsion.
Was that a flame? lol?
Moving on, the comment was about hijacking and diversionary tactics which are my specialties.
Posted: May 10, 2004, 5:09 pm
by Siji
Winnow wrote:I like motorcycle riders. They have no right of way at all on those puny things. I cut them off on purpose. Especially those lamers driving inbetween lanes. I can imagine bikers are similar to road kill to clean up after.
I can only assume you're talking out your ass again. Because if you really do intentionally endanger the lives of other people just because they're on a motorcycle, then you're really not even worth responding to.
Winnow wrote:motorcycle in heavy traffic. The chances of you being in a fatal accident or severe injury accident are much higher. It doesn't matter if you're the safest rider out there, you can't control other drivers and it's retarded to be riding a bike.
So I guess we're all retarded for walking out our door since we can't control other people and their inclinations of robbing, murdering and raping others. Your statements are really about the most moronic things I've ever seen here, short of Midnytes postings.. and that's close.
Winnow wrote:It's your own risk and I'm happy to make it harder for you. Save me your motorcycle accident horror stories. Keep your motorcycles on the back country roads for scenic rides and biker get togethers.
Right.. because it's your road and yours alone. You remind me of the stupid fuck that thought he owned the road, ran me off of it when he wasn't looking, and then got his car door window smashed in with a helmet at the next traffic light. Funny how the apologies begin to flow when an ass isn't protected by their big bad car.
Posted: May 10, 2004, 6:01 pm
by Winnow
Another peep out of you Siji and a random biker gets it on my way home tonight!!!1!
Posted: May 10, 2004, 6:16 pm
by masteen
Siji wrote:Winnow wrote:I like motorcycle riders. They have no right of way at all on those puny things. I cut them off on purpose. Especially those lamers driving inbetween lanes. I can imagine bikers are similar to road kill to clean up after.
I can only assume you're talking out your ass again. Because if you really do intentionally endanger the lives of other people just because they're on a motorcycle, then you're really not even worth responding to.
Winnow wrote:motorcycle in heavy traffic. The chances of you being in a fatal accident or severe injury accident are much higher. It doesn't matter if you're the safest rider out there, you can't control other drivers and it's retarded to be riding a bike.
So I guess we're all retarded for walking out our door since we can't control other people and their inclinations of robbing, murdering and raping others. Your statements are really about the most moronic things I've ever seen here, short of Midnytes postings.. and that's close.
Winnow wrote:It's your own risk and I'm happy to make it harder for you. Save me your motorcycle accident horror stories. Keep your motorcycles on the back country roads for scenic rides and biker get togethers.
Right.. because it's your road and yours alone. You remind me of the stupid fuck that thought he owned the road, ran me off of it when he wasn't looking, and then got his car door window smashed in with a helmet at the next traffic light. Funny how the apologies begin to flow when an ass isn't protected by their big bad car.
So you smashed his window for not noticing your dumb ass? I'd have stomped the shit outta you and then had you tossed in jail. You are the reason most people think bikers are scummy assholes.
Posted: May 12, 2004, 4:34 pm
by Fyndina
Much easier to carry a gun on the bike. Nice and big! Carry laws of Texas for the win!
"But officer Winnow was trying to kill me, it was self defense"
"oh ok. Carry on. We'll clean up his brain"
Posted: May 12, 2004, 5:48 pm
by Neost
Can someone who has read this complete thread tell me if there were every any recommendations made concerning a decently priced, dependable cruiser?
Sheesh.......
Posted: May 12, 2004, 6:17 pm
by Winnow
Fyndina wrote:Much easier to carry a gun on the bike. Nice and big! Carry laws of Texas for the win!
"But officer Winnow was trying to kill me, it was self defense"
"oh ok. Carry on. We'll clean up his brain"
My vehicle is equipped with anti biker devices. I have the option of releasing marbles, gravel or creating an oil slick. You'll never get me!
Posted: May 12, 2004, 6:24 pm
by Truant
a list for you.
Yamaha V-Star Silverado. 1100cc $9k.
Yamaha V-Max.
Honda VF750 Magna. (twice)
That was about it. I don't know much about cruisers personally.
And Winnow, shut the fuck up. You don't like motorcycles you made your fucking point. Quit acting like a fucking child.
Posted: May 12, 2004, 9:45 pm
by Neost
Thanks for the recap.