VeeshanVault

Jesse: "Hey, Nelson, let me order."
Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?"
Jesse: "Yeah I'd like to place an order."
Speaker: "What would you like?"
Jesse: "Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken."
Speaker: "And then?"
Chester: "And then three orders of white rice."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?"
Chester: "Sure."
Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that's about it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No. That's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No and then. That's all I want."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then nothing else 'cos I'm done ordering."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice."
Speaker: "Huh, and then?"
Chester: "And the soup, Dude."
Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Nelson: "And the cookies fortune."
Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it's just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand 'cos I'm ready to eat."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO, NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "You're really starting to piss me off lady."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "And then I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put MY FOOT in YOUR ASS if you say AND THEN AGAIN!"
Speaker: "...........and then?"
(Jesse goes apeshit, smashing up the speaker)
Speaker: "And then and then and then and then and then and then..."
(The car drives off at speed)
Speaker: "And then?"

hahahahah me make special wanton soup for him



Is that from a movie?

Brick Top: "If that's not worth a bet I don't know what is. He doesn't look bad does he?"
Gary: "Oh no Mr Polford, he looks great. He'll do you proud guv'nor."
Brick Top: "You reckon that's what people should do for me do you Gary? Make me proud?!"
Gary: "It's what you deserve Mister Polford."
Brick Top: "Pull your tongue out of my asshole Gary!"

Yep, that is from the Academy Award snubbed "Dude, Where's my Car?" Its such a shame that didn't make the grade.

Adelrune

The scene featuring 'Busta Move' was perhaps the most moving piece of film I've seen in the last several years.

Chester: "Oh, Dude. You got a tattoo."
Jesse: "So do you Dude!"
Chester: "Dude. What does my tattoo say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET!" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: "IDIOTS! Your tattoo says DUDE. Your tattoo says SWEET. GOT IT?!"

And people wonder about the state of Hollywood and the Arts when they put out such wonderful examples of art such as this.

Adelrune

I can tell that Adelrune needs more...

Jesse: "Dude, where's my car?"
Chester: "Where's you car, Dude?"
Jesse: "Dude, where's my car?"
Chester: "Where's you car, Dude?"
Jesse: "Dude, where's my car?"
Chester: "Where's you car, Dude?"

And Aranuil attacks me for the quality of MY posts?

all i have to say to you Searyx is...




















Wazzup Boyeeee!

WAZZUP!

Hot Chick: We are not dudes we are hot chicks.
Chester: Dude she's so right.

Bubba Grizz wrote:hahahahah me make special wanton soup for him



Is that from a movie?

Eddie Murphy Delerious.

I believe it's spelled Delirious.

Dude! That movie sucked!