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-My name is: Michael Laurence William Robert Kyle Scott Reed
-nicknames: Kylere
-sex: Male
-birthday: December 7th, 1969
-color: blue, specifically Moonlight Metallic Blue
-star sign: Sag
-place of birth: Flint, Michigan
-current residence: Flint, Michigan
-hair color: Brown
-eye color: Hazel
-height: 6'3”
-Weight: 250lbs
-writing hand: Right

-BODY ILLS + SKILLS-

-do you bite your nails: No
-can you roll your tongue: Yes
-can you blow smoke rings: Yes
-can you blow spit bubbles: Yes, tested this second
-can you cross your eyes: yes, but not as well as my step daughter
-tattoos and where: None, never been drunk and awake enough
-do you make your bed daily: why? So I can mess it up again later that night?
-what’s sexiest on a guy: Hrm, leather seems to work for Jon Bon Jovi
-what’s sexiest on a girl: Water
-do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl
-what utensils do you use eating pizza: fork and knife
-do you cook: When hunger kicks in

-GROOMING-

-how often do you brush your teeth: 1.8 times day
-do you shower/bathe: everyday, often twice
-how long do these showers last: 15 minutes or so
-hair drying method: Towel and Attitude
-do you swear: "words are words. I choose the necessary words to make my point."
-do you pee in the shower: um… gross
-what color is your bedroom: tan, white and black
-do you use an alarm clock: only on the weekdays if I can help it
-name four things or people you're obsessed with:
1. My Wife, and yes it could be an unhealthy amount of obsession with her, I struggle with it on a daily basis
2. Elves
3. Pink Floyd
4. My weight, I hate being 245 and am moving to 225/220 this summer

-What’s your sleeping position: Curled next to my wife on my side in the fetal position.
-in hot weather do you use a blanket: Nope, nekkid and cool
-do you sleepwalk: No
-do you talk in your sleep: Apparently Not
-how about the light on: no

-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU-

had sex: This morning
watched bambi: I think I was 8
cried: Hrm full out or just teary?
talked on the phone: A few minutes ago
read a book: About an hour ago

-MUSIC-

-is music important to you: yes
-do you sing: all the time
-what instruments do you play: The Mp3 Server
-what do you think of Eminem: L O S E R, lame lyrical content, weak music, I think it was best covered by the video with Dr. Dre driving the Car, with his bitch Eminem next to him in his little robin like outfit. Nice for a brother to take in a white man and make him like that.
-in your opinion what band is the best of all time: Pink Floyd, because they were pioneers. They were the digital artists of the music scene.

-DO YOU LIKE-

-pop music: no waay
-rock music: Yes
-punk music: right on!
-rap music: Only enought to annoy my wife
hip-hop/RB: I'm Rob Base and I came to get down!!
-country: Only if Shania and Faith do a lesbian love album with a DVD
-jazz: I dig it
-classical: Yes but the heavier stuff, older Mozart, Wagner, Russian epic stuff, etc
-new age: sometimes
-hardcore: You do know that Vanilla Ice fronts a hard core band now right?
-indie rock: oh yeah, for sure!
-emo: Green Day is cool

-WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-

-What do you notice first?: Eyes and legs
-Do you have a crush on anyone? I kinda have a thing for Denise Richards and Nicole Lenz
-Easiest to talk to: Myself

-DO YOU/ARE YOU-

-Could you live without the computer?: How dare you speak such blasphemy?
-What’s your favorite fruit?: Oranges
-What hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional
-Trust others way too easily? I used to...

-NUMBER-

-Of times you have had your heart broken? 7 times
-Hearts you have broken? Several, but none intentionally
-Of girls kissed? Many
-Of boys kissed? One, and no I am decided wired male/female but the individual in question deserved it
-Of drugs taken illegally? I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
-Of tight friends? I have none locally except my wife, and I hold out hope that someday I will have more
-Of CD's owned? Around 300 I think.
-Of scars on my body? Foot, Leg, knee, hip, elbow, shoulder, other hip, face, back of neck, etc. But easier by numbers hrm Heavy ones 2, light ones many

-OTHER THINGS-

-I know: I love my wife
-I want: peace in my home.
-I have: a serious level of intensity
-I wish: I knew the answers
-I hate: intolerance
-I fear: nothing bad enough to not face it
-I hear: "Discord is normal"
-I ache: Dig it!
-I care: About way to much, so much so that it overwhelms me at times.
-I always: Seem to find the best moment to say the worst thing, twice.
-I dance: Whenever I get a chance
-I write: bad poetry and half-assed attempts at keeping a blog
-I confuse: words people say with the truth.
-I can usually be found: Moving at a high rate of speed

-ARE YOU A...-

-Wuss: Only with women
-Gang member: My sister in law thinks I was
-Daydreamer: Guilty
-Alcoholic: I could have been, but I stopped myself
-Freak: Sexually or artistically?
-Brat: Yeppers
-Sarcastic: Yes I am
-Goody-goody: A wise woman once said, "I rebel against that side of myself"
-Angel: I could be
-evil: I could be.
-Friend: When I have one I am
-Shy: I am.
-Adventurous: Not to the moron fear factor eating dead pig eyeballs level no, but I will try anything reasonable
-Intelligent: More than many, less than some

-SELF ANALYSIS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO-

-Your best feature [personality]: I’m loyal.
-Most annoying thing you do: Over Analyzing things
-Biggest mistake you've made this far: My first marriage, et al.
-Describe your personality in one word: Intense
-A smell that makes you smile: My wife's hair
-A city you'd like to visit: Mare Tranquility
-A drink you order most often: Ice Tea
-The music you prefer while alone: Emo-Rock lately, Creed, 311, 7Mary3 etc.
-A TV show you watch regularly: The last show I watched regularly was Playmakers on ESPN.
-You live in: A town of fools

-My name is: ******
-nicknames: ****
-sex: Male
-birthday:*****
-color: blue
-star sign: ***
-place of birth: ****
-current residence:
-hair color: **
-eye color: ***
-height: ***
-Weight: ****
-writing hand: Right

-BODY ILLS + SKILLS-

-do you bite your nails: No
-can you roll your tongue: Yes
-can you blow smoke rings: No
-can you blow spit bubbles: Yes
-can you cross your eyes: yes
-tattoos and where: Yes, arm
-do you make your bed daily: nope
-what’s sexiest on a guy: uhh
-what’s sexiest on a girl: eyes
-do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl
-what utensils do you use eating pizza: hands
-do you cook: yes

-GROOMING-

-how often do you brush your teeth: 2 times day
-do you shower/bathe: yes
-how long do these showers last: 20-30 minutes
-hair drying method: Towel
-do you swear: yes
-do you pee in the shower: maybe.....
-what color is your bedroom: white
-do you use an alarm clock: yea
-name four things or people you're obsessed with:
1. my truck
2. females
3. my height
4. orange juice

-What’s your sleeping position: cuddling my pillow
-in hot weather do you use a blanket: Nope, nekkid and cool
-do you sleepwalk: No
-do you talk in your sleep: Apparently Not
-how about the light on: im not a fag

-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU-

had sex: months
watched bambi: dont recall
cried: few months
talked on the phone: last night
read a book: yesterday

-MUSIC-

-is music important to you: yes
-do you sing: all the time
-what instruments do you play: my butt
-what do you think of Eminem: Dont like his old stuff, his new stuff is decent, noone can really match his rap...it flows to smoothly
-in your opinion what band is the best of all time: Kansas

-DO YOU LIKE-

-pop music: sure
-rock music: Yes
-punk music: no
-rap music: yes
hip-hop/RB: yes
-country: some
-jazz: gay
-classical: not reall
-new age: sometimes
-hardcore: not really
-indie rock: wha
-emo: some

-WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-

-What do you notice first?: Eyes
-Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
-Easiest to talk to: Myself

-DO YOU/ARE YOU-

-Could you live without the computer?: yea
-What’s your favorite fruit?: Oranges/Peaches
-What hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional
-Trust others way too easily? nope

-NUMBER-

-Of times you have had your heart broken? 4 times
-Hearts you have broken? a bit
-Of girls kissed? Many
-Of boys kissed? none
-Of drugs taken illegally? 2
-Of tight friends? 8
-Of CD's owned? 30ish...all game, but 1 music
-Of scars on my body? my mind, hands, fingers, arms

-OTHER THINGS-

-I know: thats just the way it is
-I want: her
-I have: nice eyes
-I wish: for taller legs
-I hate: noise
-I fear: drifting apart
-I hear: lies
-I ache: for you
-I care: about others
-I always: give fake smiles
-I dance: to please
-I write: never
-I confuse: signals
-I can usually be found: being lazy

-ARE YOU A...-

-Wuss: nope
-Gang member: ehhh
-Daydreamer: yes
-Alcoholic: alcoholic no, drink often yes
-Freak: to the core
-Brat: nope
-Sarcastic: to much
-Goody-goody: nope
-Angel: to someone maybe
-evil: hope not
-Friend: all the time
-Shy: nope
-Adventurous: yes
-Intelligent: street, not book

-SELF ANALYSIS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO-

-Your best feature [personality]: I’m loyal.
-Most annoying thing you do: smartass
-Biggest mistake you've made this far: words that can't be taken back
-Describe your personality in one word: funny
-A smell that makes you smile: my friends pear lotion
-A city you'd like to visit: dunno
-A drink you order most often: water
-The music you prefer while alone: rap
-A TV show you watch regularly: simpsons, seinfeld, southpark, realworld-You live in: a town with not enough to do, but get drunk

-My name is: Elias
-nicknames: None i want to speak of
-sex: Male
-birthday: Aug 3
-color: orange
-star sign: Leo
-place of birth: Seattle, WA
-current residence: New York, NY
-hair color: Dark Brown
-eye color: Hazel
-height: 5'11"
-Weight: 120.
-writing hand: Right

-BODY ILLS + SKILLS-

-do you bite your nails: No
-can you roll your tongue: Yes
-can you blow smoke rings: No
-can you blow spit bubbles: Yes
-can you cross your eyes: yes
-tattoos and where: No
-do you make your bed daily: nope
-what’s sexiest on a guy: uhh
-what’s sexiest on a girl: Lingerie
-do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: Twirl
-what utensils do you use eating pizza: hands
-do you cook: Yes. Eggs. Oatmeal. Done.

-GROOMING-

-how often do you brush your teeth: 2 times day
-do you shower/bathe: yes
-how long do these showers last: 10-15 minutes
-hair drying method: Towel
-do you swear: yes
-do you pee in the shower: yeah
-what color is your bedroom: orange
-do you use an alarm clock: yea
-name four things or people you're obsessed with:
1. my girlfriend
2. punk music
3. penguins
4. sunkist orange soda

-What’s your sleeping position: lying on my stomach. dry humping my bed.
-in hot weather do you use a blanket: just shorts
-do you sleepwalk: No
-do you talk in your sleep: ...No
-how about the light on: No

-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU-

had sex: A few months ago
watched bambi: Yes
cried: A few months ago
talked on the phone: right now
read a book: yesterday

-MUSIC-

-is music important to you: yes
-do you sing: all the time
-what instruments do you play: the drums
-what do you think of Eminem: He's a nice change from the horde of 'gangsta' rappers. His music is intelligent.
-in your opinion what band is the best of all time: Soundgarden

-DO YOU LIKE-

-pop music: no
-rock music: Yes
-punk music: yes
-rap music: no
hip-hop/RB: some
-country:
-jazz: of course
-classical: some
-new age: yes
-hardcore: not really
-indie rock: yes
-emo: yes

-WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX-

-What do you notice first?: Eyes
-Do you have a crush on anyone? In love
-Easiest to talk to: My best friend

-DO YOU/ARE YOU-

-Could you live without the computer?: yea
-What’s your favorite fruit?: Pear, raspberries
-What hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional
-Trust others way too easily? Yes

-NUMBER-

-Of times you have had your heart broken? 2 times
-Hearts you have broken? Too many to count
-Of girls kissed? Two
-Of boys kissed? 0
-Of drugs taken illegally? 0
-Of tight friends? 6
-Of CD's owned? around 40?
-Of scars on my body? Knee, Chest, Hairline

-OTHER THINGS-

-I know: how to play the intro to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
-I want: my girlfriend here now.
-I have: nice hair
-I wish: for a larger body
-I hate: ignorance
-I fear: drifting apart
-I hear: music
-I ache: for nothing.
-I care: about others
-I always: give fake smiles
-I dance: with my girlfriend
-I write: creative works.
-I confuse: morons.
-I can usually be found: taking naps.

-ARE YOU A...-

-Wuss: nope
-Gang member: no, homie.
-Daydreamer: yes
-Alcoholic: No.
-Freak: sorta
-Brat: nope
-Sarcastic: to much
-Goody-goody: nope
-Angel: to one lovely lady
-evil: a bit sometimes.
-Friend: all the time
-Shy: nope
-Adventurous: yes
-Intelligent: street and book.

-SELF ANALYSIS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO DO-

-Your best feature [personality]: Im kind and easy to talk to.
-Most annoying thing you do: Say 'No' in a deep voice to whatever people say when i feel like it.
-Biggest mistake you've made this far: words that can't be taken back
-Describe your personality in one word: good sense of humor
-A smell that makes you smile: my girlfriends perfume
-A city you'd like to visit: Seattle
-A drink you order most often: orange soda
-The music you prefer while alone: punk or emo
-A TV show you watch regularly: none
You live in: my room. and the city around me.

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Err.. Have you people no fear of identity theft??

I have fear of having fear of identity theft.

they arl jackasses

F.Y.M.






A.S.M.D.



--Baracus would understand.

More than we EVER really wanted to know.

Animalor wrote:Err.. Have you people no fear of identity theft??

I think it would give me a good reason to track someone down, kidnap them, chain them up, torture their entire family and any friends I find to death slowly in front of them, then skin them alive repeatedly and slowly enough that by the time I reached their feet the top of their head would have grown back some layers of skin.

Then I would get mean.