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I was having a conversation the other day and it turns out about half my guy friends piss in the shower instead of holding it and the other half would rather wait and use the toilet. I was wondering how many people do this and how many don't.

My fiancee pees in the shower.
Absolutely bugs me to no sane end.. I make her get in the shower first and wait a few minutes just to be sure.

hahahaha

everyday

as long as there is noone else in there.

best part of peeing in the shower is when you have morning wood and you try to piss over your head



...im kidding
- shamelessly stolen from morning radio^^

A better poll would be : Do you shit in the shower

Sure urine is aseptic no reason not to...

And then the big brown shark came

I don't shower in the toilet, nor do I piss in the shower.

I piss in the shower but aim it straight down the drain.

When angry at my wife I sometimes shit in her shampoo. But that wasn;t asked now was it?

Soldiers are trained to pee on wounds to clean them if there's no water available so it can't be that bad!

Tyler Durden wrote:Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it!

The more you know...

Would rather not bathe/shower in a urinal... thanks.

P.S. Nor do I wash my hands in the urinals at work

urine kills athletes foot too.

i've never even thought about it as an option...

please corrupt me no further...

And another Seinfeld episode makes it to VV!

You non-peers do understand the implications of the current response pattern for those showers at the gym right?...

Yeah, from now on, I'm bathing at home.

Arborealus wrote:You non-peers do understand the implications of the current response pattern for those showers at the gym right?...

One of the reasons I took PE in summer school was because we didn't have to shower there. Plus we got to play volleyball at the beach instead of running laps like the dummies during the regular term.

I heard that you should pee on the wound if a rattle snake bites you...or it could be another kind of snake. Can't remember.

But yeah, i pee in the shower. Nothing wrong with it.

Eww no I dont piss in the shower. That's sick! I dont even care if it's harmless, thats just nasty.

If anyone reads Time Out Magazine...the Get Naked column had a deal on bathrooming in the shower that ran for TWO issues...

cause some woman's boyfriend ummm...well does more than just pee - and that is gross blech

pee in your own shower only! no peeing in other people showers or at the gym etc - have manners hehe

CalandraWindrose wrote:If anyone reads Time Out Magazine...the Get Naked column had a deal on bathrooming in the shower that ran for TWO issues...

cause some woman's boyfriend ummm...well does more than just pee - and that is gross blech

pee in your own shower only! no peeing in other people showers or at the gym etc - have manners hehe

what he jerks off in the shower?

time to jump off of planet earth if a guy jerking off in the shower is surprising

i thought she meant he does #2

EW shitting in the shower?
That's fucking foul
how does he get it in the drain? does he squash it through the drain grill?
thats just nasty ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

why would you want to take a dump in the shower.

1. can't read.

2. can't sit

3. have to force the terds down the drain.

We need tubgirl here so we can hear both sides of the story, perhaps there are some unknown advantages to shatting in the tub.

Ewwwwww Tubgirl, I'm still trying to permanently burn that image out of my memory

Xouqoa wrote:i thought she meant he does #2

NO



NO



NO



YES!

Gasmaster wrote:And then the big brown shark came

hahah eddie

Truant wrote:as long as there is noone else in there.

same here

I would never have thought the majority of girls do this. Guys doing it is no surprise as we are generally pigs.

Gross.

Well it is just a drain afterall.. When that warm water from the shower hits you just get a little more relaxed than normal and sometimes nature takes over! That's not to say people don't make a pit stop on the way to the shower and do their business there first. I'm sure most people don't skip the toilet and just jump in the shower and do it there.

If you do you have issues!

peeing in the shower is a lot like masturbating in that if you say you don't do it, you are fucking lying.

It's all pipes!

I knew guys pissed in the shower but I'm a little surprised at how many girls apparently do it too. When a guy pisses in the shower he can generally point in the vicinity of the drain and not a drop of urine will get on him. Girls on the other hand probably go all over their legs and feet. Would I pee in the shower if it went all over myself? Probably not!

Come to think of it, that's probably where you girls get all your cooties.

Not only do I pee in the shower, I do it the same time in each shower; while rinsing out shampoo. Must...multi-task

ratio of men who go shower/toilet is exactly the same as women in this poll!

7 shower pee-ers for every 1 person who lied!

This reminds me of when I used to teach scuba diving classes.. On the first day I'd tell everyone to accept the fact that when they're diving and have their wetsuits on, they are going to pee in them. And it's going to feel very good with all that warmth. They're all like "eew" and "no way!" and then when that first dive comes.. they all do it.

Anyone who says they don't, is lying.

If I gotta pee I gotta pee. I try not to let it touch me tho

BTW, piss isn't sterile. Yes you can drink it, and it's actually good for you if you do, but only your OWN piss, other peoples piss will make you violently ill, your body can use it's own piss for good things, but your friend pissing on your gunshot wound will make it infected. Your piss = good, other peoples piss=no gooda

Siji wrote:This reminds me of when I used to teach scuba diving classes.. On the first day I'd tell everyone to accept the fact that when they're diving and have their wetsuits on, they are going to pee in them. And it's going to feel very good with all that warmth. They're all like "eew" and "no way!" and then when that first dive comes.. they all do it.

Anyone who says they don't, is lying.

Peeing in your wetsuit may feel good but ultimately it will make you colder as you're losing body heat by losing that 98 degree piss.

Peeing your pants on land in the summer will help you cool off though if there is a breeze.

Pherr the Dorf wrote:BTW, piss isn't sterile. Yes you can drink it, and it's actually good for you if you do, but only your OWN piss, other peoples piss will make you violently ill, your body can use it's own piss for good things, but your friend pissing on your gunshot wound will make it infected. Your piss = good, other peoples piss=no gooda

I highly doubt that urine could be healthy to drink. If there was anything useful in the urine it would have been absorbed before leaving the first time.

Talelor wrote:I highly doubt that urine could be healthy to drink. If there was anything useful in the urine it would have been absorbed before leaving the first time.

its full of natural anti bodies that your body manufactures.

Just like boogers. I cant really bring myself to eat them yet. I'm workin on it!

Winnow wrote:Peeing your pants on land in the summer will help you cool off though if there is a breeze.

Peeing your pants is the COOLEST!

I pee all over myself in the shower
why?
CAUSE IM RICK JAMES BITCH!

If peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis.

Neil: "This next song, you all might like. Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants. [intro to "America"] Gary and I have gone on for hours about how much we hate foreigners. Right, Gary?"

Gary: "Leave me out of this, man."

Neil: "NO, I WILL LEAVE YOU IN!! [pause, then back to the story] Well, my love of this great and beautiful nation, and my hatred of all people with dark skin, led me to write this... On the boats and on the trains. They're coming to America! Never looking back again. Just do the best you can! You hate your keyboard player because he's black! Never had the courage to tell him so."

When his band members start telling him to shut up, Neil screams at them:

Neil: "I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!"




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