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Odd Laws

Posted: July 5, 2002, 12:22 am
by AlanhaStarbreeze
Yes First post for me ;)

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam! law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, U.S.A. it is illegal to sell condoms from vending!
machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

(Guam is not a country but a US territory....)

=)

Alanha Starbreeze
Web-Mistress of Ring of Shadows
http://www.ringofshadows.com

Posted: July 5, 2002, 12:24 am
by KilornCloudwalker
Thanks, Ahlana!


JACKASS!

Funny shite tho:)

Posted: July 5, 2002, 4:12 am
by Karae
In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.

Now you know why that guy loves L.A. :wink:

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:16 am
by Lilianna Starbreeze
Nice surname alhanna 8)

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:34 am
by Keverian FireCry
i heard something about in connecticut it was illegal to walk a polar bear down mainstreet without a leash on independance day...wonder how many babies it ate the day before they passed this one.

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:39 am
by Lilianna Starbreeze
Oh, and a mighty fine JACKASS! to you :P

Posted: July 5, 2002, 3:07 pm
by Searyx
Jackass! I want my star back :(

Posted: July 5, 2002, 3:17 pm
by Laliana
Haha, no stars for j00!

You pharmed for nothing Searyx.....

Posted: July 5, 2002, 3:43 pm
by Apollyon
Jackass!

Posted: July 5, 2002, 4:35 pm
by Owenn
:!:

JACKASS!!

Guam one...

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:08 pm
by Animale
Hehe... I'm from Guam and that one is definitely not true. If it was, that would have been my profession of choice though.

Animale Vicioso

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:17 pm
by pyrella

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:31 pm
by Shinale
JACKASS :lol:


good god most of the male population can't go to Indonesia :)

Save the kittens :wink:

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:40 pm
by Drasta
i don't think the one about MD is true either because i am from MD ..

but something thats funny that is illegal in MD is that blow jobs = illegal in MD

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:44 pm
by Drisanna
Might be a county law, Drasta. Where in Maryland?

Posted: July 5, 2002, 5:44 pm
by Melrin_Specclaster
Actually I think blowjobs and non-missionary position sex are against the law in most states.

Posted: July 5, 2002, 10:50 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
In Oxford, Ohio (home of Miami University) it is illegal for a woman to get undressed in front of a picture of a man.

Posted: July 6, 2002, 12:07 am
by Akaran_D
If they ever make getting a blowjob illegal in WV, i am so going to move the hell out of this state. =p

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:01 am
by *~*stragi*~*
http://dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Arizona

The law under mesa I voted yes for ^^

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:11 am
by Togashi
Missouri dumb laws!

"It is not illegal to speed"

I am never moving ^-^

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:18 am
by TheMachine
It is illegal to have oral sex

Sorry Togashi, I can handle the speed limit, that one there is a killer.

Posted: July 7, 2002, 5:59 am
by beasted
Tucson

Women may not wear pants.


no time to post anything more, too busy packing my bags for tucson..


oh and-
a jackass is me.

Posted: July 7, 2002, 6:05 am
by Laliana
Jackass!

U GTFO :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

Posted: July 7, 2002, 6:22 am
by Millie
It's not as if making oral sex illegal would affect any of your lives one way or the other. :P

Posted: July 7, 2002, 7:04 am
by *~*stragi*~*
AHEHAEHEAHAEHAEHE

Posted: July 7, 2002, 9:40 am
by Revs
In St. Louis
"A milkman may not run while on duty."
Purdy
"Dancing is strictly prohibited."
University City
"Four women may not rent an apartment together."
WTF?

Alanha and Animale, WELCOME JACKASSES! :wink:

Posted: July 7, 2002, 10:21 am
by Akaran_D
It might put you out of buisness tho, Millie. ;)

j/k

Posted: July 7, 2002, 1:21 pm
by Drasta
heh its like a 1,000 fine =-p the lovely things you learn in D.A.R.E. classes

Posted: July 8, 2002, 2:17 pm
by Lexien
In quebec the dumbest law we have imo is the 101 ...

It's the one that says that if you have a store in quebec your sign can't be in english.. It must be in french..

That just plain sucks.. i have to admit that french canadians tend to be acting almost like the nazis when it comes to preserving their language.

As if we could loose it one day..

trying to figure out what jackass means in french

here we go ; Cul de Jacques

Posted: July 8, 2002, 2:27 pm
by dalur
http://dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Nebraska

Gotta love a couple of these:

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license

First off - we don't have any lakes or any bodies of water large enough to hold a whale.