What's Black and Blue and hates sex?
Posted: April 26, 2004, 1:55 am
The cub scout in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
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Posted: April 26, 2004, 2:00 am
Posted: April 26, 2004, 2:42 am
But you can hide a lot of sausage!murr wrote:What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 4:36 am
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 5:07 am
he;lp
Posted: April 26, 2004, 7:34 am
this is as bad as the racist joke thread, if not, worse.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 11:42 am
Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 11:44 am
This thread is pure h8. I hope the people that invented the jokes above get many painful genital worts.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 11:44 am
Joke all you want but.......
NO HAMSTER JOKES!
NO HAMSTER JOKES!
Posted: April 26, 2004, 11:48 am
IBTR!
Posted: April 26, 2004, 11:53 am
What's the difference between a truckful of dead babies and a truckful of bowling balls?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 12:47 pm
Hi I'm crazy Eddie and I put babies on spikes.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 6:17 pm
Whats the difference between a delicious golden apple and a dead baby?
I don't cum on the delicious golden apple before I eat it.
I don't cum on the delicious golden apple before I eat it.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 6:22 pm
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
put him in a cage with a white tiger
put him in a cage with a white tiger
Posted: April 26, 2004, 6:24 pm
rofl Eddie Izzard is AwesomeXouqoa wrote:Hi I'm crazy Eddie and I put babies on spikes.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 6:24 pm
I hate you, I hate you, I dont even know who you are and I hate your gutsss..
Now excuse me, while I go home.. and put some water.. in buck nastys mommas disssh
Now excuse me, while I go home.. and put some water.. in buck nastys mommas disssh
Posted: April 26, 2004, 6:57 pm
dead baby jokes are just stupid and uncreative, they rely on people getting offended. get better jokes
Posted: April 26, 2004, 7:20 pm
Some groups are just too strict with their rules
I got kicked out the cub scouts and all I did was eat a brownie......
I got kicked out the cub scouts and all I did was eat a brownie......
Posted: April 26, 2004, 10:47 pm
what do you call a nigger with a harvard education?
...a nigger
that cracked my ass up for some reason!
...a nigger
that cracked my ass up for some reason!
Posted: April 26, 2004, 10:58 pm
How do you get 20 babies into a bowl?
A Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortillia Chips.
A Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortillia Chips.