Page 1 of 1
Happiness is..
Posted: April 25, 2004, 4:46 pm
by Metaphantasus
What made today one of, if not, the greatest day of your life? Waking up knowing that my ex gf is done with her navy leave and is back out to california where she can't bother me, makes me feel so fuzzy inside.
Posted: April 25, 2004, 4:48 pm
by Bubba Grizz
...a warm gun. Bang Bang Shoot Shoot.
Posted: April 25, 2004, 6:28 pm
by Cajen
Sup Metaphan~
Posted: April 25, 2004, 11:17 pm
by MooZilla
*Points to PM button*
Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Posted: April 25, 2004, 11:40 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*
Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.
Posted: April 25, 2004, 11:44 pm
by Korell
I wouldn't know
Posted: April 26, 2004, 1:02 am
by MooZilla
Asheran Mojomaster wrote:MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*
Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.
She wouldnt be taking that test if she didnt. First one showed up positive
Posted: April 26, 2004, 1:07 am
by Asheran Mojomaster
MooZilla wrote:Asheran Mojomaster wrote:MooZilla wrote:*Points to PM button*
Finding out from your girlfriend that the pregenancy test is FALSE. WOOHOO!
Yeah, its kinda hard to get pregnant if you dont have sex.
She wouldnt be taking that test if she didnt. First one showed up positive
You completely missed the whole point of my joke, ass.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 1:29 am
by Drinsic Darkwood
he's suggesting you're not cool enough to have sex, champ
Posted: April 26, 2004, 8:44 am
by Akaran_D
Happiness is realizing you were just dreaming you were first assaulted by Jason and a horde of zombies, then Freddy, then Chucky victimizing you with a broomstick handle, then watching your girlffriend gether head ripped off by a Predator.
'course, it was followed by some brief follow up sadness when you realize you didn't actualyl have very rambonxious sex with Torrie Spelling, but hey.
Posted: April 26, 2004, 8:54 am
by Aaeamdar
...sex with Torrie Spelling...
Interesting. I didn't know anyone found Torrie Spelling that attractive. This was your fantasy, you couldn't do better than that?
Posted: April 26, 2004, 9:08 am
by Akaran_D
Don't look a gift hourse in the.. mouth.
Actually started out as some wierd Sim City thing.. I could write a book on my dreams that would put me on the calling list of every psychologist on the eastern seaboard...
Posted: April 27, 2004, 12:01 am
by Ennia
seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.
Posted: April 27, 2004, 12:53 am
by Runcade
Having your birthday today and your friends making it the best day you have had in months and months.
Posted: April 27, 2004, 8:38 am
by Animalor
Ennia wrote:seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.
My little girl does the same thing to me.
Posted: April 27, 2004, 9:42 am
by Jaxomer
Ennia wrote:seeing your baby's smile. makes you totally forget he's capable of crying for two hours straight.
Haha, you got that one right on
Posted: April 27, 2004, 5:04 pm
by Kalohela
Happiness is getting paid overtime almost every day, because your work is so short-staffed you have to close by yourself (normally 2-3 people close) and this is the boss's way of trying to keep you from quitting along with the other 5 people.
Or should this be under the Anger is thread... I'm not sure yet
Posted: April 28, 2004, 5:50 pm
by Ennia
Posted: April 29, 2004, 7:03 pm
by Legenae
Happiness is...
getting my U.S. Visa in Montreal yesterday. I leave for Alaska (finally!!) May 12th and will be married this summer.
Posted: April 29, 2004, 9:47 pm
by Kylere
...life!
Posted: April 29, 2004, 11:01 pm
by Tenuvil
Happiness is the feeling after a 25 mile bike ride, knowing I couldn't have done it a couple months ago.
Happiness is....
Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:25 am
by Laliana
knowing the one you love, loves you back...in spite of all your faults and little annoying quirks.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:45 am
by vn_Tanc
Happiness is sleeping in your new bed after nearly a week on an air bed.
My spine is the happiest part of me today.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 9:19 am
by Dregor Thule
I'll get back to you on this one.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 10:21 am
by Sylvos
Happiness is....
Crushing your enemies
Seeing them driven before you
Hearing the lamentation of their women
Conan > You
Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:38 pm
by Rick James
Happiness is Rick James sticking his hot african jungle rod into your sexy ass baby, I am a Legend. I get freaky with all kinds of womens, they love the RIck James Love Injection. I'm a the eye of the tiger and freaky, so super freaky baby.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 3:12 pm
by Pahreyia
Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 3:50 pm
by Dregor Thule
Pahreyia wrote:Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.
Enough about the server transfer already, jeez!
Posted: April 30, 2004, 3:57 pm
by Stalker Vacio
Happiness is Friday at work!!!
Posted: April 30, 2004, 4:23 pm
by Xyphir
... Maggie Moo ice cream on a hot day.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:00 pm
by Pahreyia
Dregor Thule wrote:Pahreyia wrote:Happiness is knowing that the place you're moving to won't carry the drama and weight of feeling like you were a prisoner in your own home because of your soon to be old roommates.
Enough about the server transfer already, jeez!
No.. I'm talking about RL.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:04 pm
by Dregor Thule
That's what made my joke so funny.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:05 pm
by Sylvos
i didn't get it but that's ok, its Friday
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:11 pm
by Laliana
I got it and lol'd
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:35 pm
by Pahreyia
Dregor Thule wrote:That's what made my joke so funny.
el oh el ...
or something.
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:47 pm
by Sylvus
Posted: April 30, 2004, 5:50 pm
by Ashur
WoW
... and when the baby sleeps so I can play.
Posted: May 1, 2004, 7:34 am
by Xyun
happiness is:
Not regretting the past, not worrying about the future, and enjoying the present.
Posted: May 3, 2004, 6:29 pm
by Dregor Thule
Posted: May 4, 2004, 11:55 am
by Siji
Pee shivers!
Posted: May 15, 2004, 3:45 pm
by Metaphantasus
PEE SHIVERS!!! LOfuckinL
Posted: May 15, 2004, 4:05 pm
by Taly
happiness is quitting smoking finally!
Posted: May 15, 2004, 4:17 pm
by Abelard
damn it bubba grizz
i knew somebody would reply with those lyrics
Posted: May 15, 2004, 5:19 pm
by murr
What is happiness to you, David?
hmm
Posted: May 17, 2004, 9:33 pm
by Ceffin
having a nice cold bottled beer while you trim your pubes
Posted: May 17, 2004, 9:57 pm
by Dregor Thule
Bottled as in with the rubber nipples?
