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I saw this and I thought about each and every one of you...

Posted: September 23, 2002, 7:45 pm
by Animalor

Posted: September 23, 2002, 7:48 pm
by noel
First post!

Posted: September 23, 2002, 7:50 pm
by Revs
We love you too, fucker! :D

Posted: September 23, 2002, 7:50 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Same withthis one..


http://www.molestedcars.com/

Posted: September 23, 2002, 8:08 pm
by Searyx
First post? Would you like a cookie? How about a red-hot poker shoved up your ass?

The ORIGINAL site: http://www.dubastard.de/

Posted: September 23, 2002, 9:22 pm
by Animalor
Searyx wrote:First post? Would you like a cookie? How about a red-hot poker shoved up your ass?

The ORIGINAL site: http://www.dubastard.de/
Image

Here's a cookie for you Searyx. Hopefully you'll be able to get a clue from it.

Posted: September 23, 2002, 9:37 pm
by Searyx
Better than a red-hot poker up the posterior :)

Posted: September 23, 2002, 10:02 pm
by Animalor
The poker might hurt more initially but will desensitize the area for the next time SoE sticks the shaft up there.

Posted: September 23, 2002, 10:17 pm
by Hammerstalker PE
Anirask, kindly fuck off!

Your opinions mean nothing here as I am sure your existence means the same to people you know IRL...

Posted: September 23, 2002, 10:50 pm
by Animalor
Ooh.. I was waiting for someone to take it personally!!

Posted: September 24, 2002, 1:38 am
by Ebumar
wtf, thx epileptic seasures >_<

Posted: September 24, 2002, 1:56 am
by Searyx
That's not an epileptic siezure. THIS is an epileptic siezure :)

http://www.searyx.com/Siezure.gif

Posted: September 24, 2002, 1:12 pm
by Pyronius Flamebringer
I think Searyx deserves a brain pith for his posts....

Posted: September 24, 2002, 1:31 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
Thanks Searass, for posting that flashing img. You have no regard for people who ARE epileptic (which I am). That can really harm people, you know.

Fuck off

thxbye

Posted: September 24, 2002, 2:19 pm
by Cartalas
Can you please remove Searyx flashing post and just delete his ass too
Coatlicue is right

Posted: September 24, 2002, 2:21 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
does this thread mean i can reinstate the seizure panda sig?

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:02 pm
by Searyx
Did you have an epileptic siezure? No? Then shut up.

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:04 pm
by Nick
I vote yes for seizure panda.

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:06 pm
by noel
Can I get linkage to seizure panda? kthx

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:07 pm
by Searyx
Great. Now everyone WANTS a siezure :(

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:15 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
No I did not, but I could have you fucking asswipe. You could have caused problems for not only me, but for anyone else out there who has problems with that kind of shit. But you don't give a rat's ass, I know.

See, the problem with you is that you think you're all cool and smart, but you're actually a dimwit who has to concern for anyone but yourself. You make your dumbass posts and like to laugh about it and think you're all that.. you think you're so clever and witty... Get a clue. even better, get a life. People like you make me sick. You have no compassion for others, you only think of yourself, and you laugh and smile about it! I live for the day when you learn to be humble and honorable and compassionate, just so I can laugh in your face.

Man, I really wish you were an employee of mine, so I could get the satisfaction of firing your dumb ass.

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:27 pm
by noel
/drool

Coatie is SOO sexy when she's angry. :D

Posted: September 24, 2002, 3:40 pm
by Morgrym
Holy shit, Coati getting verbal.
Man you really must have pissed her off.
Now go away fuckstain, no one wants you here.

Posted: September 24, 2002, 5:14 pm
by Truant
teh bok votes yes for seizure panda!

it always made me smile hehe

Posted: September 24, 2002, 6:58 pm
by Leeroie
Here's what I get from people who act like Searass..... When they were younger (or in his case, still haven't got outta his childhood even though he's 31 yrs old and still livin with his mommy) He was always teased in school, had his $1.25 lunch money stolen from him daily, and of course, beaten up on daily... so, maybe it's not his fault, but kindly, go tha fuck away.

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:24 pm
by VariaVespasa
Coatlicue- Um, not to jump to the fore waving a flag and proclaim "I am a Searyx defender" or anything, especially given the recent sudden and dramatic decline in the tone and quality of his posts, BUT um, how stupid would you have to be to be an epileptic and click on a link that says "No, THIS is a seizure", and then getty huffy at HIM??? If you do have epilepsy then I know you're more aware of stuff that can trigger attacks (or you better be, anyway) and thus more studious about avoiding them. You cant rightfully be any more righteously angry with him over that than anyone else could be about the warning label that says "dont use this hairdryer in the bathtub or shower". You ignore the warning label you may get fried. Thats how the world works. His link was VERY clearly labelled for what it was. If you ignore it you may get fried, and that is YOUR responsibility, not his.

*Hugs*
Varia

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:27 pm
by noel
Varia,

It wasn't a link until she said something. Kthx.

Aran

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:31 pm
by Dups.
Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting :)

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:37 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
Aye, Varia.. it was an image before he made it into a link :)

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:39 pm
by noel
Dups. wrote:Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting :)
Take it to PMs please. Please stop trying to get Searyx to sleep with you in a public forum. No one wants to see that here. :P

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:44 pm
by VariaVespasa
Coatlicue- Hmm, was it? Ok, NOW you can stab him! :)
*Hugs*
Varia

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:46 pm
by Dups.
Aranuil wrote:
Dups. wrote:Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting :)
Take it to PMs please. Please stop trying to get Searyx to sleep with you in a public forum. No one wants to see that here. :P
Shit! It was that evident? God damn! I was trying to mask it and all! ;p

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:47 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
hehe sokie Varia *HUGS* :D

Posted: September 24, 2002, 7:52 pm
by Animalor
My thread got hijacked and went all seriouslike. =/

Fuck you Searyx

Posted: September 25, 2002, 3:20 am
by Joramile
Searyx wrote:That's not an epileptic siezure. <B>THIS is an epileptic siezure </b>:)

http://www.searyx.com/Siezure.gif
if you complain about a seizure...

<B>DID YOU NOT GET ENOUGH FUCKING WARNING OR DO YOU ALWAYS CLICK LINKS FOR NO REASON?!?!?</b>

sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

Posted: September 25, 2002, 7:42 am
by Animalor
Aranuil wrote: It wasn't a link until she(Coatlicue [KoE]) said something. Kthx.
Searyx had imbedded that right into the thread.

Reading in FUNdamental!

Posted: September 25, 2002, 8:20 am
by Coatlicue [KoE]
Apparently you didn't read the posts after mine :)

it was an IMG before it was a LINK. thx

Posted: September 25, 2002, 9:52 am
by Aarinu
DID YOU NOT GET ENOUGH FUCKING WARNING OR DO YOU ALWAYS CLICK LINKS FOR NO REASON?!?!?

sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?
Hey, Dumbfuck. Read the post before making some bullshit up and you would understand. Too fucking bad your head is too far crammed up Searass's ass. You that mentally challanged that you can't read a fucking post before you think all high and might of your cum twirling self? Go the fuck away you fucktard.

Posted: September 25, 2002, 10:25 am
by Truant
Joramile wrote:sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

I dunno you tell me.....You are the one that didn't understand because you didn't read before posting, thereby making you the stupid one.

Posted: September 25, 2002, 10:25 pm
by Searyx
The real question is... did anyone have a siezure? No? Then shut up. When you have a siezure, come talk to me.

And post pics :)

Posted: September 25, 2002, 11:13 pm
by Animalor
Searyx wrote:The real question is... did anyone have a siezure? No? Then shut up. When you have a siezure, come talk to me.

And post pics :)
Only you would like to have pictures of someone having a seizure. Maybe a movie also that you can re-compress and post again alongside a poll??

Posted: September 26, 2002, 12:04 am
by Searyx
I had a girlfriend who used to have siezures. One time she had a siezure while we were having sex.

It was funny :)

Posted: September 26, 2002, 12:17 am
by Funkmasterr
oh me! I know the answer... give it 3-5 minutes and someone will post something about searyx never having sex before or something to that effect. Not sticking up for him or anything cause I don't care for him either, but if some of you put as much effort into your day job as you do making fun of searyx, you could prolly be the ceo by now.

Posted: September 26, 2002, 1:02 am
by Hammerstalker PE
Searyx you are really one dumb motherfucker. You remind me of the assholes in school that would follow the cool group around and do stupid shit just to get your head punched in.

Searyx"I NEED ATTENTION EVEN IF IT IS A THOROUGH SHIT KICKING!"

Oh and Joramile Fuck off asshole. I love it when someone makes an absolutely CLUELESS post like yours and even better when they don't come back.

Posted: September 26, 2002, 10:26 am
by Bubba Grizz
BAHAHAHAHAHA I sent that out to all of my friends.

Posted: September 26, 2002, 10:53 am
by Zamtuk
Who the fuck is Jorimile?

Posted: September 26, 2002, 11:55 am
by Tegellan
Let us all hope Joramile can get a refund from his school, they obviously failed badly when theu taught him to read...

Posted: September 26, 2002, 1:50 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Either that or he/she isn't from here. Apparently English isn't the first language.

Posted: September 26, 2002, 1:55 pm
by noel
Joramile wrote:sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?
Have you considered suicide?

Posted: September 26, 2002, 2:16 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Remember, cutting down the forearm is suicide, cutting across the wrist is just a cry for help.