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I dunno... but this one's mine

emmer wrote:I dunno... but this one's mine

We know you lie because of your AFK message.

Bitch.

When I had an emergency c-section, my mother-in-law stayed in my room for hours going on and on about the births of her five kids. Like I gave a shit that she thought home births are best. I was, and I guess still am, so mad at her that I purposly cut down on her chances to see her grandson. I "accidentally" miss her when she stops by, I screen her calls, and plan vacations when she hopes to see him. The only hole in my plan is that she is too self-centered to ever notice that I'm doing it on purpose.

hahahahah

thats really sad

I do catering deliveries for a restaurant. Our catering customers are always such cocksuckers, they are so anal about everything. Sometimes, on the way I park the catering truck in an alley and I masturbate into their soups and anything else where it won't be obvious. Sometimes I do that and the customers are nice so I feel bad but I can't stop doing it.

I'm never eating catered food again.

[quote] I started playing EverQuest and discovered that chicks with blue skin really turn me on. Sometimes I'll leave the t.v. on blue screen just so my wife will be blue tinted. I might add that I thought Mystique was hot before the X-Men movies came out.
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mine!

man wtf i cant quote =(

Could be a number of guys Drust lol

Holy shit, are those things for real? They are hilarious!

I was reversing up the driveway and accidentally hit my mother. Now I realised just before it was too late, and nothing serious happened, she just fell over and got a huge bruise and a sore leg... but the absolutely revolting thing is... I laughed, and to this day I find it hilarious. I'm laughing as I write this... but I love my mother and i'd die if anything was to happen to her. WHAT THE HELL????

I really find skinny girls revolting. I just wish they listened to everyone and ignored their little voices in their heads and weighed what they are medically supposed to.

I also fucking hate explaining myself to all my girlfriends and female friends when i tell them to stop their diets. I HATE SKELETONS! If you weigh LESS than the AVERAGE for your height, PUT ON SOME WEIGHT OR GET OUT OF MY FACE. There, I said it.

I was reversing up the driveway and accidentally hit my mother. Now I realised just before it was too late, and nothing serious happened, she just fell over and got a huge bruise and a sore leg... but the absolutely revolting thing is... I laughed, and to this day I find it hilarious. I'm laughing as I write this... but I love my mother and i'd die if anything was to happen to her. WHAT THE HELL????

Freud would say somebody has rage issues from a latent Electra complex...

Sometimes, late at night, I log into the "game" and take my monk over to POK (plane of knowledge for those that don't play the "game"). I sit there for hours on end dreaming of becoming the best monk around, and single pulling Chardok (a very tough zone for those who don't play the "game").

The biggest problem is when I see shouts and out of character conversation of a sexual nature. Usually I just ignore but sometimes it's so provocative that I can't help but reply. So I end up getting into a cyber session with this chick named "SEEBER". I don't know what she looks like but my GOD she has the most amazing way of making things real.

Then my wife comes downstairs and there I am in front of the computer, ding-dong in hand and a Michelob Light poured all over my chest (that chick SEEBER likes beer). Somtimes she simply sighs and goes back upstairs to masturbate to The OC, but on occasions she gets angry...

Am I normal?

DOCRO (anonymous)

About as normal as couch fucking, laddy.. Send me a pm fool

[/quote]My ex girlfriend loved me sticking my finger in her ass during sex and I tried to get her to do it to me. She wouldn't. She never said anything but would pull her hand away. We never talked about it but I think it's the reason she left me. It was either that or my addiction to EverQuest[/quote]

Now lets do that in Emoticons !!!!!!!!!!!!

My ex loved me up her during and I tried to get her to me but she and pull her hand away. We never and I think thats why . Either that or my

Sorry to bump but HOLY SHEEIT:

http://grouphug.us/confessions/350824935

I think that guy that drives him/her 'fucking crazy' = ME. I have been greeting all of my online friends with 'herlo' for well over a year. I dont know many people that do.

I read that site religiously, but have never posted a confession until today:
"I am the guy that greets you with "herlo," and drives you "fucking crazy."

What the fuck.......

This is something that has been bothering me for awhile. I kinda regret it. My son has this friend who has down syndrome whose going to be moving to South Dakota in the next week. My son and Sean are both 11 years old. There was a joke going around with us dads about a rusty trombone. Where you eat someones anus out while giving them a hand job. Hints, rusty trombone. Well I thought this kid was moving away so itd be ok if I took advantage of him. Since i wouldnt have to seem him anymore. I kinda forced him into a room and i acted on the "rusty trombone". It was fun at the time I thought, but now im really regretting it. What should i do?

wow somebody outed you raistin

Terarle wrote:About as normal as couch fucking, laddy.. Send me a pm fool

You know he used to fuck nerf footballs as well right?

Raistin wrote:What the fuck.......

This is something that has been bothering me for awhile. I kinda regret it. My son has this friend who has down syndrome whose going to be moving to South Dakota in the next week. My son and Sean are both 11 years old. There was a joke going around with us dads about a rusty trombone. Where you eat someones anus out while giving them a hand job. Hints, rusty trombone. Well I thought this kid was moving away so itd be ok if I took advantage of him. Since i wouldnt have to seem him anymore. I kinda forced him into a room and i acted on the "rusty trombone". It was fun at the time I thought, but now im really regretting it. What should i do?

That's either bullshit, or proof that the internet needs to be used to search and destroy the sick fucks out there.

It is Sargeras, check out http://www.perverted-justice.com and donate to give them a hand.