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OMG even I'm offended by this....
Posted: April 8, 2004, 7:43 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
Do not watch this if you like animals, got it off of Snopes.com. This was done by a Ford ad agency in the UK. It was never supposed to be released (supposedly) but still managed to find it's way to the net. I'm disturbed by it yet can't seem to stop watching or showing people, heh.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg
Posted: April 8, 2004, 7:59 pm
by IeailandDokktur
Ouch poor cat lmfao
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:05 pm
by Aslanna
I like cats.
But that's kinda funny. It's like Christine II!
(Or III if there was a sequel!)
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:07 pm
by Toall
LMAO OMFG.. .... now thats funny in a way
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:20 pm
by Arsecn
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:26 pm
by Aslanna
That one is good too!
Of course animal protesters probably don't like it. But protest Ford for something that matters: Their cars suck.
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:35 pm
by Kelshara
The commercial disgusts me, and I wonder what the hell Ford thought about when they made it.
Posted: April 8, 2004, 8:59 pm
by Cartalas
Kelshara wrote:The commercial disgusts me, and I wonder what the hell Ford thought about when they made it.
My God please deep throat a shotgun you are as uplifting as a fart in church. I bet your mother took a bath in Cayenne pepper to abort yoru sorry ass.
Posted: April 8, 2004, 9:05 pm
by Runcade
take this with a grain of salt people. some advertising people in ford made it and it was turned down immediately. hence the reason its not on tv. but it did make me laugh
Posted: April 8, 2004, 9:32 pm
by Kelshara
Coming from you Cart.. I take that as a huge compliment. You are quite possibly the perfect example of life gone wrong.
Posted: April 8, 2004, 10:43 pm
by Spankes
haha so funny
Posted: April 8, 2004, 11:55 pm
by Gemily
Looks like someone's twisted sense of humor. But really guys, no way this is real.

Posted: April 9, 2004, 1:35 am
by masteen
Lack of arterial spray from the beheaded kitty indicates that it's fake. Too bad, much h8 for cats.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 1:50 am
by Aslanna
Seriously, if anyone thinks those are real they have issues.
If it were real it wouldn't be funny.
No wonder half you people fall for April Fools jokes!
Posted: April 9, 2004, 2:21 am
by Keverian FireCry
Obviously its not real, but still think its a pretty sick commercial. Seeing the cat squirm in agony was a bit much. The bird one was funny though =).
P.S: Not sure why you felt the need to flame Kelsh like that, but for fucks sake Cart, chill the fuck out.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 2:58 am
by Trias
i think it's funnier than fucking dead baby jesus
Posted: April 9, 2004, 3:05 am
by suppin
LoL yeah i laughed my ass off so loud I thought i was gonna wake up my GF..
That shit was fucking hilarious .. it's a commerical.. it's supposed to be funny, which I found it to be
You know it's fake when you see it

Posted: April 9, 2004, 4:23 am
by Morgrym
Wow
SO wrong, but so fucking funny......
Posted: April 9, 2004, 9:08 am
by Cartalas
Kelshara wrote:Coming from you Cart.. I take that as a huge compliment. You are quite possibly the perfect example of life gone wrong.
Do it man listen to the voices in your head do it.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 9:25 am
by Truant
I like you better when you aren't being a psychotic troll.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 9:26 am
by Kelshara
At least those make sense, something you really should try for a change
It is obvious that the commercial is fake, but I really really hate animal abuse and don't find even a fake one funny. We have two adopted cats, one of them we found outside abused with brain damage from being kicked. She has huge vision problems (no depth perception and her pupils don't dilate at all) among other problems.
I simply don't find it amusing *shrugs*
Posted: April 9, 2004, 10:28 am
by Dups.
I loved it. But then again I hate cats.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 11:14 am
by Xzion
I doubt they killed the cat when they made it, but lol thats pretty fucked up.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 11:29 am
by Taly
Posted: April 9, 2004, 2:13 pm
by Aslanna
It's fake and it's funny!
I agree animal cruelty sucks. If this was a video of someone kicking a cat in the head I wouldn't find it close to funny.
But the evil car, an apparently inanimate object(!), luring the curious cat to its demise I find funny.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 4:52 pm
by Xouqoa
I never understood the whole 'I hate cats' thing. How can you hate something like a cat? Just because you perhaps don't understand them or don't have one doesn't mean you need to hate them or find them getting decapitated funny. *shrug*
Posted: April 9, 2004, 5:56 pm
by Bubba Grizz
I was giggling like a school girl and sent it to all my friends. They are going to hate me now. I want to know how they did that and how many cats they went through.

Posted: April 9, 2004, 6:32 pm
by Kelshara
They hate cats because they feel inferior to them. Why do they feel inferior? Because they are.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 7:02 pm
by Spankes
I can take or leave cats. But, a friend of mine is deathly allergic to them, and, therefore, hates them. So, some people have valid reasons.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 7:27 pm
by Truant
People are too quick to jump to hate nowadays.
Hell, I've been attacked by 3 different large dogs. I'm a bit uncomfortable around large dogs now...but I don't hate them.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 7:36 pm
by Cenallron
that had to have been one of the funniest things ive seen all week rofl thanks Zygar! lol
Posted: April 9, 2004, 7:47 pm
by Tegellan
I have a cat in rl, but goddamn that's funny, rofl.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 7:52 pm
by Spankes
Could that sig be any bigger? Jackass!
Posted: April 9, 2004, 8:14 pm
by Cenallron
its actually the smaller version = P
Posted: April 9, 2004, 8:29 pm
by Xouqoa
Cenallron wrote:its actually the smaller version = P
that's monsterous
Posted: April 9, 2004, 8:36 pm
by noel
Ban him?
Posted: April 9, 2004, 8:59 pm
by Bojangels
Hey cenallron, when you go to post there's a box you can check so you dont have to put your sig on every post.
Posted: April 9, 2004, 9:08 pm
by Legenae
I love animals, and I'm owned by 2 cats. It may be fake & funny, but I don't think I want to watch that clip.

Posted: April 9, 2004, 10:19 pm
by Truant
Cenallron wrote:its actually the smaller version = P
Find a way to make it smaller, quicklike.
Posted: April 10, 2004, 3:37 am
by Janx
I could get Biny to send you the eels link if you want to be offended.
The way those japannese girls treat those poor animals =(.
Posted: April 10, 2004, 7:27 am
by Arsecn
Posted: April 10, 2004, 9:06 am
by Tegellan
Ban Him!
Posted: April 10, 2004, 9:22 am
by Sinzar
Xouqoa wrote:I never understood the whole 'I hate cats' thing. How can you hate something like a cat? Just because you perhaps don't understand them or don't have one doesn't mean you need to hate them or find them getting decapitated funny. *shrug*
my neighborhood has a few stray cats. stray cats love to get into my garbage when i take it out if i dont spray it down with bleach, and sometimes will start up their howling during the night and wake me up/keep me awake.
i wouldnt go as far as to decapitate cats over this, but because of these few strays, ive come to hate cats as a whole.
Posted: April 10, 2004, 7:57 pm
by Taly
LOL RCN thats great!
Posted: April 10, 2004, 8:05 pm
by Dregor Thule
<sylvus> i really appreciate all of taly's contributions to every thread she posts on
Agreed!
Posted: April 11, 2004, 1:25 pm
by Revs
Janx wrote:I could get Biny to send you the eels link if you want to be offended.
The way those japannese girls treat those poor animals =(.
These people cannot handle the Eels

Posted: April 11, 2004, 2:04 pm
by rhyae
I laughed =/
I'm debating sending it to my mom..
I'm pretty sure it would make my sister cry though, definately sending it to her.
Posted: April 11, 2004, 9:07 pm
by Forthe
That commercial is fucked up.
The fact that the enactment of a cat being decapitated is funny to many of you is even more fucked up.
I expect this commercial would have had great appeal for the next generation of serial killers coming up.
Posted: April 11, 2004, 10:29 pm
by Aslanna
Oh no I'm going to be a serial killer when I grow up because I laughed at an obviously fake commercial of a cats head being lopped off by an evil car!

Posted: April 14, 2004, 4:13 pm
by Shaerra
I love cats. I have two cats and would never do anything to hurt them...but I thought it was pretty damned funny.