Sparty is haves been gone, goodbye
Posted: September 19, 2002, 11:09 am
A few have been wondering were Sparty is. Sparty has ran away to Brazil to pursue his acting career. My name is Maverick. I am Sparty's clone. Hold on, I have to take a shit. Back. Anyways, im Sparty's clone. I must say that being Sparty's clone is quite fun. But, there are some downfalls. For example, I have no memory of Sparty's past, so I'm often put in akward situations.
The other day, I went to the video store and baught "Milo and Otis". For some reason, while watching this wonderful movie, I started masturbating. Then I put peanut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off. Im not sure why.
One night I got a call from a guy who told me to meet him at the local 7/11. I thought nothing of it and went to the 7/11. I was standing outside the 7/11 and a midgit came riding around the corner on a bike. The midgit told me he had the stuff I asked for (i didnt ask for anything, but I guess Sparty did). He then handed me a gun a toilet paper. I took the gun and toilet paper, walked in the 7/11 and shot the store manager 17 times. After shooting him, Instead of running away, I stayed and helped clean up all the blood. When the cops came, I told them it was accident and they let me go.
A couple weeks ago I went to disney world and raped mickey mouse for some reason.
Every Tuesday night around 1am, I mysteriously wake up naked at a trucker rest stop.
Sometimes when I fart, I like to cuff it in my hand and then bring it to my nose and sniff it.
Instead of going by American Est time. I go by Australia time.
Sometimes I masturbate to my own picture.
Sometimes I lick batteries
Sometimes I'll get a call from some guy named Little Nico or Rico or something. This guy always acts hard like hes some kind of gangster. Little Nico can kiss my ass.
I get wierd emails from some guy named Xoucow. Talking bout how he sometimes accidently fingers himself but its not an accident.
I have a shaved penis and balls?
I have an uncle that has no arms.
My sister is a hooker in africa.
Sometimes I go crossed eyed and think to myself (maybe being crossed eyed is normal and how the world is meant to be seen, and everyone that arent crossed eyed are actually the wierd people.
Go fuck yourself.
My name is Maverick
The other day, I went to the video store and baught "Milo and Otis". For some reason, while watching this wonderful movie, I started masturbating. Then I put peanut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off. Im not sure why.
One night I got a call from a guy who told me to meet him at the local 7/11. I thought nothing of it and went to the 7/11. I was standing outside the 7/11 and a midgit came riding around the corner on a bike. The midgit told me he had the stuff I asked for (i didnt ask for anything, but I guess Sparty did). He then handed me a gun a toilet paper. I took the gun and toilet paper, walked in the 7/11 and shot the store manager 17 times. After shooting him, Instead of running away, I stayed and helped clean up all the blood. When the cops came, I told them it was accident and they let me go.
A couple weeks ago I went to disney world and raped mickey mouse for some reason.
Every Tuesday night around 1am, I mysteriously wake up naked at a trucker rest stop.
Sometimes when I fart, I like to cuff it in my hand and then bring it to my nose and sniff it.
Instead of going by American Est time. I go by Australia time.
Sometimes I masturbate to my own picture.
Sometimes I lick batteries
Sometimes I'll get a call from some guy named Little Nico or Rico or something. This guy always acts hard like hes some kind of gangster. Little Nico can kiss my ass.
I get wierd emails from some guy named Xoucow. Talking bout how he sometimes accidently fingers himself but its not an accident.
I have a shaved penis and balls?
I have an uncle that has no arms.
My sister is a hooker in africa.
Sometimes I go crossed eyed and think to myself (maybe being crossed eyed is normal and how the world is meant to be seen, and everyone that arent crossed eyed are actually the wierd people.
Go fuck yourself.
My name is Maverick
