Interesting thoughts.
Posted: September 19, 2002, 1:57 am
Why is it people say they'd not wish to see so and so in a dark alley?
I'd be more worried seeing them in my bedroom at noon.
Notice the most evil things seem to happen in the middle of broad daylight? Darkness is where the cowardly evil hides, feeling safe in not being seen. In fact, my chances of surving an assualt migt actually be better at night, because I know the little gaytard can only see as well as I can - and he desn't have to worry about me identifying him at a lineup if I get away. (it's the truth!)
Why is it people always wish they'd stayed in bed the day somthing bad goes down?
What, you haven't heard about the guy dieing asleep in bed yet?
Why are they now painting fire trucks neon piss yellow?
Freaking A, if one of those things is comming at me do you REALLY want me to squint and advert my eyes because the color is painful that I lose controll of my car?
If spanking is such a bad thing for your children, why do adults spank either other all the time? And if it IS a bad thing, why aren't the parents doing it being charged with sexual assault?
Why do they wipe the spot on a convicted killer's arm where they give him the lethal injection? And do we REALLY need a clean needle each time? Is he REALLY going to care by that point if it gives him HIV?
Why do we have a suicide watch in prisons? Exp for those on death row? Maybe I'm missing somthing here... if they want to set up a WATCH, let's save money by using rusty needles and buy a camcorder.
Any wonder why the word politics has "tics" in it?
Guns my not kill people, but if I hear that saying one more time I'm going to at least let one help.
How many men does a woman have to sleep with before she's a slut? Two? Three? The Dalas Cowboys? Truthfully speaking, a "slut" is just a "slot" with "u" in it, right?
Technically, whores are just individuals who offer services and get paid money for them. My boss' secratary is going to be so happy when he gets the title "Secratary of the Whore".
I want a CNN channel called "Footnote News".
You know you've been playing EQ too long when a friend calls you and asks what yer doing - yer reply? "Damn man, I'm camping the Ass in the Bedroom with this hottie elf."
Why did we never call Abashi the "Verant Sock Puppet of Love"?
For 40$ a month to play on stormhammer, I demand blowjobs when I log on. They'd ban me after the first day when I mysteriously go LD 50 times and have to relog every single frickin time.
WTH is with people and gerbils anymore? Can't go 5 minutes without hearing gerbil this and gerbil that. You really gotta feel sorry for the people in petstores.. some creepy old guy comes up and buys gerbils in 6 packs. Did the field mice experiment go wrong or what?
Just thoughts.
I'd be more worried seeing them in my bedroom at noon.
Notice the most evil things seem to happen in the middle of broad daylight? Darkness is where the cowardly evil hides, feeling safe in not being seen. In fact, my chances of surving an assualt migt actually be better at night, because I know the little gaytard can only see as well as I can - and he desn't have to worry about me identifying him at a lineup if I get away. (it's the truth!)
Why is it people always wish they'd stayed in bed the day somthing bad goes down?
What, you haven't heard about the guy dieing asleep in bed yet?
Why are they now painting fire trucks neon piss yellow?
Freaking A, if one of those things is comming at me do you REALLY want me to squint and advert my eyes because the color is painful that I lose controll of my car?
If spanking is such a bad thing for your children, why do adults spank either other all the time? And if it IS a bad thing, why aren't the parents doing it being charged with sexual assault?
Why do they wipe the spot on a convicted killer's arm where they give him the lethal injection? And do we REALLY need a clean needle each time? Is he REALLY going to care by that point if it gives him HIV?
Why do we have a suicide watch in prisons? Exp for those on death row? Maybe I'm missing somthing here... if they want to set up a WATCH, let's save money by using rusty needles and buy a camcorder.
Any wonder why the word politics has "tics" in it?
Guns my not kill people, but if I hear that saying one more time I'm going to at least let one help.
How many men does a woman have to sleep with before she's a slut? Two? Three? The Dalas Cowboys? Truthfully speaking, a "slut" is just a "slot" with "u" in it, right?
Technically, whores are just individuals who offer services and get paid money for them. My boss' secratary is going to be so happy when he gets the title "Secratary of the Whore".
I want a CNN channel called "Footnote News".
You know you've been playing EQ too long when a friend calls you and asks what yer doing - yer reply? "Damn man, I'm camping the Ass in the Bedroom with this hottie elf."
Why did we never call Abashi the "Verant Sock Puppet of Love"?
For 40$ a month to play on stormhammer, I demand blowjobs when I log on. They'd ban me after the first day when I mysteriously go LD 50 times and have to relog every single frickin time.
WTH is with people and gerbils anymore? Can't go 5 minutes without hearing gerbil this and gerbil that. You really gotta feel sorry for the people in petstores.. some creepy old guy comes up and buys gerbils in 6 packs. Did the field mice experiment go wrong or what?
Just thoughts.
