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Who's sexier?
Posted: March 3, 2004, 8:27 pm
by Sueven
This does not belong in current events.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 8:28 pm
by Ebumar
Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears
Spankes destroys the both of them, though.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 8:34 pm
by Dregor Thule
I can't even force myself to vote on this. Sexiness combined with either of those names makes me drop to the ground in the fetal position.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 8:52 pm
by Spankes
Ebumar wrote:Spankes destroys the both of them, though.
Thanks, Sugar Plum~
Posted: March 3, 2004, 8:54 pm
by kyoukan
kerry gets sexy points for not being a fucking moron, but I still say he looks like a robot carefully constructed by aliens to look like a human, but they didn't get it quite right.
I abstain.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 9:02 pm
by Dregor Thule
Kerry kind of looks like one of the living dead. But at least he's not a chimp.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 9:13 pm
by Sionistic
Sorry to say, but bush is just a lot more fuckable
Posted: March 3, 2004, 9:27 pm
by Lalanae
Sionistic wrote:Sorry to say, but bush is just a lot more fuckable
go for it!
Kerry, by a landslide. Bush is detestable.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 10:08 pm
by brego
Ebumar wrote:Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears
Spankes destroys the both of them, though.
isnt spankes really a dude?
Posted: March 3, 2004, 11:01 pm
by Fesuni Chopsui
brego wrote:Ebumar wrote:Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears
Spankes destroys the both of them, though.
isnt spankes really a dude?
That is what makes him so sexah!
/spank teh psnak!

Posted: March 3, 2004, 11:06 pm
by Vaemas
Kerry looks like Ashe after he grabs the wrong Necronomicon and his face gets all distorted.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 11:50 pm
by Traz-KOE
I wouldn't exactly define either as sexy, but I'd definitely put Lurch before Mojo Jojo.
Posted: March 3, 2004, 11:59 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
One looks like a pillock, one like a pratt. Hard to choose.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 12:20 am
by Nilaman
<Insert witty comment here>
Re: Who's Sexier?
Posted: March 4, 2004, 1:26 am
by Saleren
Sueven is sexier IRL =p
Posted: March 4, 2004, 1:47 am
by Spankes
Harder Fes!
And it is not that I am a dude, but more a chick with a dick. A lesbian chick with a dick....er...somethin'.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 1:49 am
by Asheran Mojomaster
Spankes wrote:Harder Fes!
And it is not that I am a dude, but more a chick with a dick. A lesbian chick with a dick....er...somethin'.
A lesbian chick with a dick that looks like a man.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 2:07 am
by Spankes
Well, there's that...
Posted: March 4, 2004, 2:10 am
by Arborealus
Neither of them do it for me...
Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:19 am
by Moonwynd
The fog of liberal lies has obviously clouded your vision.
Neither one look that good. But I will divorce myself from my obvious conservative views...and yet I will have to make an unbiased pick and choose Bush.... for the simple reason that it looks as if Kerry's face is about to slide off of his skull at any moment.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 2:01 pm
by Ebumar
A lesbian chick with a dick that looks like a man that loves beer, sports, and naked ladies. So therefore, he is a man. But a SEXY man at that~
Posted: March 4, 2004, 2:06 pm
by Sueven
Sueven is sexier IRL =p
That's because I have facial hair. If a candidate grew facial hair, I'd vote for him fast. Especially muttonchops.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 2:21 pm
by Sylvus
I think Bush is probably a better looking person, since Kerry is kind of freakish.
I don't really know enough about Kerry on a personal level. I think that Bush and I might get along - he likes sports and partying at least.
As far as who I want to be my President... it's definitely not Bush, and I'm pretty sure it's not Kerry either. Alas, I don't know what I shall do!
Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:05 pm
by Siji
I can picture Bush in a leather submissive outfit, complete with red gag ball and dog collar..
Kerry on the other hand, I can picture in diapers and a baby bow on his head sucking a pacifier.
I scare myself sometimes.

Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:09 pm
by Ebumar
Siji, we're ALL scared.
Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:12 pm
by Spankes
Oh God, my ass is watering with excitment now.

Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:17 pm
by Ebumar
/asswater on
Posted: March 4, 2004, 3:18 pm
by sarlen
Kerry, its the chin.....
Posted: March 5, 2004, 7:02 am
by vn_Tanc
Especially muttonchops
"Buggergrips"
Posted: March 5, 2004, 12:09 pm
by Seebs
Wish this could be amended to ask 'Who's daughters are sexier"
Would love to skank along with Jenna and Jenna's sister. Got a feeling needles, tattoos and pimps are in their future.
Posted: March 5, 2004, 4:36 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
Am I the only one that sees a liking to Lincoln in Kerry?
Posted: March 6, 2004, 7:55 pm
by Markulas
I'm not gay.
not that there's anything wrong with it.