VeeshanVault

Hey VV Friends,

Can you help me come up with some (legal) ideas on how to get revenge on and/or embarass a real fucktard?

Some info about person:
quite racist, frat guy, into his appearance, college student, 19, jock-type, not very smart (though he is convinced he is)

Any help would be appreciated

Give it 20 years and let time do the work...

shoot him in self-defense

What did he do to you, if you can say. Might inspire some ironic comeback.

Find the absolute worst pornographic magazine you can. Something that's just patently offensive. Horrible. Depraved. The kind of thing that would cause instant questioning of the character of the person who would subscribe to it.

Get a subscription to it. It'll be worth the price.

Put it in his name.


Get his address one number off, so that it goes to that nice little old neighbor lady of his....in his name.

Cackle with delight every time you think of the neigbors all talking, the rumor mill churning, and her having to knock on his door to deliver his pr0n.

Arundel Pajo wrote:Find the absolute worst pornographic magazine you can. Something that's just patently offensive. Horrible. Depraved. The kind of thing that would cause instant questioning of the character of the person who would subscribe to it.

Get a subscription to it. It'll be worth the price.

Put it in his name.


Get his address one number off, so that it goes to that nice little old neighbor lady of his....in his name.

Cackle with delight every time you think of the neigbors all talking, the rumor mill churning, and her having to knock on his door to deliver his pr0n.

LMAO good one, il have to remember that for some occasion
I take it by the amount of thought you put into it youve pulled it off?

It has been done.


Let's see...what other options are there?

I dunno how much I remember from my adolescent phone phreaking days (what early-teenage boy back then didn't mess around with hacking, phreaking, or small explosives building? War Games was the shit!)...that was about 13-15 years ago at this point, but there was one that we did back then that was pretty good.

(Caveat: there may be a step or two I'm not remembering, but I think this is right, and he has to live in a house for this not to be a lot more difficult...)
If you go to Radio Shack and get a wall-mount phone jack, two alligator clips, and a cheap phone, you can have tons of fun.

In the back of the phone jack, there should be seven wires, I think. Red, white, green, black, yellow....maybe it's five, I dunno. Regardless, connect the red and white wires to the alligator clips. These are what are known as the "ring" and "tip" of the line. Red is ring, white is tip.

In the back of somebody's private residence (usually in back - sometimes on side), you can find where the phone line runs into the house. There will be a small, sorta light bulb shaped junction covered by a gray rubber/plastic cover. At least, this is how I remember it looking back then.

If you remove that cover, there will be two screws. Guess what? These are for the ring and tip of the line. Right screw is for the ring, left is for tip. Remember - red, ring, right. It's an easy mnemonic.

Connect your alligator clips to the proper screws, plug your phone into the jack, and congratulations! If all went as I remember it going, you should have seized their phone line, and can now make calls on it.

Time to dial lots of incriminating 900 numbers, and then sneak off into the night like a ninja!

Also - this one is from a friend of mine who swears it works:

At the base of a car's windshield, and running the length of it, is an air intake vent. This is (supposedly) where most of the air used in the air conditioning is vented in from. Pee in it. Get your friends to pee in it. Get your friends' friends to pee in it.

Supposedly, he'll never get the smell out of his AC unit.

edit> Upon giving this some personal thought, I imagine it would work even better with milk. Or fish juice.

Easy, get a fat ugly black chick to fuck him in the ass with a black strap on dong

Challenge him in the Boxing-ring and keep doing painful submissions!

Start with releasing as soon as he taps, but gradually hold the submission longer and longer, even after he taps!

As a finisher, rearnaked choke!

Kwon scares me.

Mommy make the bad man go away.

I really don't think gay sex is the answer he was looking for Kwon

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Challenge him in the Boxing-ring and keep doing painful submissions!

Start with releasing as soon as he taps, but gradually hold the submission longer and longer, even after he taps!

As a finisher, rearnaked choke!

haha i love the "fuck you" choke!
btw, is the dude in the middle picture wearing a DeLaRiVa gi?

Sign him up to severely fucked up porn site mailing lists with his work email. It is good laughs with little effort.

Kill his parents and burn them to ashes, put the ashes in a bowl of chili and offer it to him as a gift of friendship.

That was always my favorite South Park

don't bother. chances are no matter what you do to him he will fall into some mediocre moron job at halliburton where he can spend the rest of his life golfing and snorting out 25 year old nigger jokes with the rest of his racist ex-frat boy friends.

but yeah, subscription to gay porn magazines are always funny. or just run him over in your car and go "haha!"

Kill his parents and burn them to ashes, put the ashes in a bowl of chili and offer it to him as a gift of friendship.

Only works if you can get Radiohead to come point fingers at him and call him a crybaby afterwards, sadly.

May I suggest simply watching him. If it he not very smart, then likely he will not be able to make the grade on his calculus exams. He may try to cheat?

Seriously, the best revenge is the sort that they deserve, especially since you want legal Drustwyn. Well, you can always make nice with him, get him drunk, then leave his racist ass in the nearest ghetto I guess.

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:

Kill his parents and burn them to ashes, put the ashes in a bowl of chili and offer it to him as a gift of friendship.

Only works if you can get Radiohead to come point fingers at him and call him a crybaby afterwards, sadly.

Or smere his entire house with poop. You should see the swatches available.

much hate for frat boys!

I sense some social rejects might be posting!

You could always shit on his windshield and then use the windshield wipers and smear it around.

A tried and true one is - sign him up for a billion magazine subscriptions - could be porn wouldn't have to be - fills his box with them - put him on catalog mailing lists for stupid shit - give his email out to spammers - etc

that poses only a small annoyance though, if you send a gay porn magazine to a neighbor (possibly the neighborhood gossip woman) and she'd tell everyone. That would cause excessive pain and humiliation for the guy.

Generally, I think people that pay other people to be their friends have a few more social problems than those who don't.

Sueven wrote:Generally, I think people that pay other people to be their friends have a few more social problems than those who don't.

What is this in response to? hehe

I sense some social rejects might be posting!

That.

Not that I necessarily have a problem with frat boys, although I do have a problem with anyone who wilfully associates themselves with a system that promotes misogyny, classism, and racism. I think most frat boys are ignorant of the implications of their system, however.

Whatever. Most frat boys are as bullheaded as religious fanatics.

Just take a shit in the "upper deck", as in taking a dump in the water tank of his toilet. Or in the heater.

I am being completely honest here and saying that I'm not inquiring this for my use.. it is for a friend that was asking for suggestions on how to embarass/get revenge on a jerk... I told him that VV would be the best place to find such suggestions.

Acies wrote:May I suggest simply watching him. If it he not very smart, then likely he will not be able to make the grade on his calculus exams. He may try to cheat?

Seriously, the best revenge is the sort that they deserve, especially since you want legal Drustwyn. Well, you can always make nice with him, get him drunk, then leave his racist ass in the nearest ghetto I guess.

That might be going a little far, would kinda suck to have that guy's death on your hands.

Just take a shit on his hood. Take some dog shit and smear it all over the car.

Avestan wrote:much hate for frat boys!

I sense some social rejects might be posting!

yes because college fraternaties are at the very cusp of social enlightenment.

i drink my juice out of a cusp

Drustwyn wrote:I am being completely honest here and saying that I'm not inquiring this for my use.. it is for a friend that was asking for suggestions on how to embarass/get revenge on a jerk... I told him that VV would be the best place to find such suggestions.

Drust just a little info from you and I can get you all the info on this guys you want.

I sicked teh Mormons on a guy once. Best prank ever. We couldn't understand why the damn mormons wouldn't leave him alone for months. Just call them up and say you want a free book of mormon and that you are interested in talking to someone about it.

The gay porn is a good idea too but I would send it to his parents or grandparents.

Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

And all this time I thought Arundel was so sweet and nice!

masteen wrote:Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

Lalanae wrote:

masteen wrote:Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

No, but sorority girls will

Re: The Mormons:

Go to http://www.freeholybible.com. Enter his address and cell phone number. Check the little box that says you want them to deliver a message about God or some such. They'll come in a month or so, and they won't leave you alone for a long long time. I had it done to me.

Arundel Pajo wrote:Also - this one is from a friend of mine who swears it works:

At the base of a car's windshield, and running the length of it, is an air intake vent. This is (supposedly) where most of the air used in the air conditioning is vented in from. Pee in it. Get your friends to pee in it. Get your friends' friends to pee in it.

Supposedly, he'll never get the smell out of his AC unit.

edit> Upon giving this some personal thought, I imagine it would work even better with milk. Or fish juice.

Chicken fat is even better then that. A day or two in the sun, you're good to go.

Lalanae wrote:umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

in college, yes.

masteen wrote:Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

I believe doing that without her consent is called rape!

Zamtuk wrote:

Lalanae wrote:umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

in college, yes.

Tell the truth, either you didn't go to college or you dreamt about un-inhibited college girls so much you just wish they would "fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them". The way I remember it, not many girls were like that and most who were gave fellows a bad case of Coyote Ugly the next morning.

Drustwyn: Don't let your friend take a shit somewhere (car or otherwise) and try to rub it in. Guarenteed "Murphy's Law" will kick in and he/she will be caught taking a dump on someones car and he/she will suddenly be the brunt of all future jokes.

Arundel's idea was fantastic! However, if he is heterosexual, make it a gay magazine. That kind of fellow would probably find that much more offensive. Make sure his parents see it too, they might need to sit him down for a "chat".

Another idea: Hire a singing telegram to show up in the middle of his biggest class. Choose a song like "My Heart Will Go On" and send it " With love, from Todd".

Another simple idea (which i think was posted before on an earlier thread) would just be to wait untill thier toilet would go thru a low use phase, shut off the water intake valve, flush out the reserve water, and shit right in the tank. No one will know where the hell is that smell comming from for days.

Fesuni Chopsui wrote:And all this time I thought Arundel was so sweet and nice!

...it's always the ones you least suspect!

Lynxe wrote:

masteen wrote:Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

I believe doing that without her consent is called rape!

Pulling out for teh money shot without consent is rape?

Lynxe wrote:

Zamtuk wrote:

Lalanae wrote:umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

in college, yes.

Tell the truth, either you didn't go to college or you dreamt about un-inhibited college girls so much you just wish they would "fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them". The way I remember it, not many girls were like that and most who were gave fellows a bad case of Coyote Ugly the next morning.

Did you go to college in the US? Because there are a LOT of sheltered little Daddy's girls who lose their fucking minds when they leave their parents' house for the first time. I'll not deny the ever-present danger of Coyote Ugly, nor the even viler possibility of a Chewbacca incident.

masteen wrote:

Lynxe wrote:

masteen wrote:Have a big party. Invite him and his girlfriend. While this guy and his crew are doing keg stands, ply his female with shots of hard liquor and bong hits. When she's wasted, fuck the ever loving shit outta her. Send her to meet up with him afterwards sans panties and with jizz in her hair.

I believe doing that without her consent is called rape!

Pulling out for teh money shot without consent is rape?

Um, yeah.. it is.

Drustwyn wrote:Hey VV Friends,

Can you help me come up with some (legal) ideas on how to get revenge on and/or embarass a real fucktard?

Some info about person:
quite racist, frat guy, into his appearance, college student, 19, jock-type, not very smart (though he is convinced he is)

Any help would be appreciated

You could always hire someone to prank them to death with a tire iron...

masteen wrote:

Lynxe wrote:

Zamtuk wrote:

Lalanae wrote:umm yeah thats a great idea... because women will fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them

in college, yes.

Tell the truth, either you didn't go to college or you dreamt about un-inhibited college girls so much you just wish they would "fuck anyone if you get alcohol in them". The way I remember it, not many girls were like that and most who were gave fellows a bad case of Coyote Ugly the next morning.

Did you go to college in the US? Because there are a LOT of sheltered little Daddy's girls who lose their fucking minds when they leave their parents' house for the first time. I'll not deny the ever-present danger of Coyote Ugly, nor the even viler possibility of a Chewbacca incident.

yes, and there is a term for these girls.


freshmen.

I'm sorta disturbed with certain individuals misogynistic attitudes toward women. Saying that some women (any women in fact) will fuck anyone if they are drunk is the kind of attitude that perpetuates date rape. Makes me ill.

hahaha that is funny

to think that it is just the guys doing it and not the girls is pretty stupid. 99.99/100 times its purely mutual, and the girls advocate it equally as the guys do. in fact it may surprise you lalanae, that most guys or even *gasp* girls bring protection to the bar or party, just in case.

your whole statement works in exact opposition in saying that a drunk guy will fuck any girl.