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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."

Wait a minute, I've heard that joke before and you're telling it wrong. The person walking the dog was a man and the person in the first hearse was his wife.

Sylvus wrote:Wait a minute, I've heard that joke before and you're telling it wrong. The person walking the dog was a man and the person in the first hearse was his wife.

Ahhhh Now that would make it much funnier!...

Why would a pit bull listen to a woman anyway?.....

You guys all know why Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Right?

SHE WAS A WOMAN!!!