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Best Rant Ever--so good /gu's made a comic about it

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:02 pm
by Blumgan
http://pub126.ezboard.com/fbrellrantsfr ... =1&stop=20

you may have to try several times its seeing 4-5posts every 5 minutes

Not trying to derail Aranuil's carebear breastplate thread. =D

Aranuil shouts, 'Carebear Stare!'


*awaits the jackassing*

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:10 pm
by Canelek
Jackass

Buenos dias Blummer! :P

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:12 pm
by Searyx
Why is that thread so damn popular? Seemed sorta run of the mill to me.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:13 pm
by Dups.
Searyx wrote:Why is that thread so damn popular? Seemed sorta run of the mill to me.
Because your not in it :p

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:16 pm
by Dups.
Do you have a link for the GU comics about this thread?

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:18 pm
by Vaemas
My...god...page 8...read it through...all shall be revealed in time.

*goes back to his cleaning the coke off his monitor*

http://www.gucomics.com/sonofabitch.html

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:19 pm
by Blumgan
http://www.gucomics.com/sonofabitch.html

here ya go Dups enjoy


thanks Cane....I think

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:22 pm
by Ajran
that was some funny shit actually..

just crucify me... ferakin classic.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:29 pm
by Aslanna
Yeah but like the last 2/3rds is people chiming in with 'Best rant evah!' and such. So once you get that far you can skip the rest. Although towards the end there is a pic by RangerRobyn that I found very funny and in context with the rest of the thread.

Re: Best Rant Ever--so good /gu's made a comic about it

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:48 pm
by noel
Blumgan wrote:Aranuil shouts, 'Carebear Stare!'
Like hell I did! JACKASS!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:55 pm
by Searyx
ROFLMGDAO!!!!

I hadn't read down far enough. Truly a masterpiece of comedy :)
Dadani of Brell
I am Jack's Preference to Lurk
Posts: 5
(9/11/02 8:34:58 pm)
Reply Re: Like "!"'s much?
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Wow Lan... I'm truly speechless..

Dontcha think it's possible that when I meet a friend of a friend, I have other things to talk about than EQ?

I got taken for a ride here, and I dont much care what you think, but I know how things happened, and so does Dadani. We meet in game on her main, awhile later meet in RL. Through hanging out, etc... I meet some of her friends, one who she tells me played Sanornik (after I met him I remember correctly, but it really isn't relevant).

SOME of us have more to talk about in life than EQ, and SOME of us have more to do than ridicule other people, and more pride than to sink to their level when it happens to us.

And as for Miri calling me a scammer, you should not be one to talk. The fact is that in a little while, whether you all condemn me or not, I'll still be the same honorable person I've always been, and this will be mostly forgotten except for people who have no life outside of EQ. You on the other hand I suspect will be on these boards several more times. I'm sure of it, in fact. And next time we meet in game, dont "hey hon" me and act all sweet like you have in the past. Stick your facade back in the two-face case where it belongs.

Morsereg

Morsereg
I am Jack's Preference to Lurk
Posts: 9
(9/11/02 8:40:02 pm)
Reply Re: FUCK YOU SANORNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was still logged in as that BITCH on this computer.

Crucify me... I dont care. I give up.

Gemstones Mistwalker
Dick Fuckin' Tracy
Posts: 85
(9/11/02 8:44:35 pm)
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I was wondering when you'd catch that.

Da Real Big Inja
I am Jack's Frequent
Need to Rant
Posts: 132
(9/11/02 8:46:16 pm)
Reply Re: Like "!"'s much?
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OMG!! I don't think I've ver laughed so hard in my life as when I just read Mors posting as Dadani.

Neck, meet noose, you're about to be really close buddies.


Fizzled Stix
I am Jack's Occasional
Need to Rant
Posts: 95
(9/11/02 8:47:44 pm)
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Doh! Looks like you forgot to change your account back to moosereg before you posted.

How ya going to explain that one?

Fizz

HarloweRogue
I am Jack's Frequent
Need to Rant
Posts: 193
(9/11/02 8:56:10 pm)
Reply Re: FUCK YOU SANORNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well there you go, or do people still have blinders on and are going to come up with a good excuse for him now after posting as himself, he suddenly is on her account posting again.

Yep, made sure you kept that flawless rep, while scamming with other accounts/characters.

What a stain.

Relbeek Einre
I am Jack's Cookie
Posts: 7065
(9/11/02 9:13:43 pm)
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The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

Edited by: Relbeek Einre at: 9/12/02 5:03:02 pm

Sharkee123
I am Jack's Occasional
Need to Rant
Posts: 56
(9/11/02 9:20:04 pm)
Reply Ouch!!
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Boy that must hurt when you get hit that hard by the stupid stick!!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:56 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
JACKASS!!!

*hugs* Blummer[/i]

Posted: September 13, 2002, 5:56 pm
by Bubba Grizz
mutter, page not available.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 6:04 pm
by Sheryl
Got to page 11 before the site got flooded. Everybody and their mother is reading it and posting links. The thread was 55+ pages long 5 hours ago.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 6:27 pm
by Searyx
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.searyx.com/Best%20Rant%20Ever.txt">Right Click Here and select "Save Target As..." to download Best Rant Ever.txt</a>

Posted: September 13, 2002, 6:31 pm
by Canelek
HOLY SHIT!! That was funny as hell :P What an asshole!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 6:52 pm
by noel
There are about 20 better rants to be found here.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:20 pm
by Truant
The mistake was classic, truly.

But reading that thread was almost dreadful. I have never seen so many people who spout large quantities of uninteresting and poorly articulated verbage.

It took like the first 2 and a half to 3 pages for anyone to make a point.


i mean, FUCK

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:34 pm
by Canelek
Yeah, most of it was really cheesy, but you must admit that was one heck of a slipup!

Hey Aranuil, wanna MQ a BP? :P

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:38 pm
by noel
Sure, how does 55k sound? :D

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:40 pm
by Canelek
No, no my friend. For you, 50k :)

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:42 pm
by Ajran
oooo that is an EVIL EVIL place..

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:55 pm
by noel
Deal!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 7:59 pm
by Canelek
OK, the BP is not on Canelek, it is on my superbestfriend's druid, named Fuckinggimp. He is kind of stupid (paint accident) but he is a sweet honesttrustworthynotapieceofshit. Not to worry!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:03 pm
by noel
That's sounds great! Tell you what, after we do the MQ, I will log on one of my alts, Scammaster, and give you the money. :)

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:06 pm
by Canelek
Hmmm, I can't seem to find the BP anymore. It must be on another account. Tell you what, so as I am a little wary of you. Give me have the cash now and half when I log the other account in with the BP. k?

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:07 pm
by Adex_Xeda
The signal to noise ratio on that thread is unbearable.

It is NOT the best thread ever.

Yine bitch!

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:14 pm
by noel
Doh! I just checked my other character and the plat is gone... My 'brother' must have been playing him again. ;) Sorry for the trouble.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:14 pm
by kyoukan
I don't see a rant or any funny. Is this all a joke on me or something because I don't get the point of this thread. So some dumb mother fucker got burned in a multi quest scam. I care why?

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:16 pm
by Canelek
I don't see a rant or any funny. Is this all a joke on me or something because I don't get the point of this thread. So some dumb mother fucker got burned in a multi quest scam. I care why?
Because you have mucho luvz0rz :P

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:21 pm
by noel
The ONLY thing that can be said about the thread is that the leading poster was a fucking dumbass. A fool and his money, etc.

The only response necessary to the leading post is, "HAHA YOU'RE STUPID!"

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:40 pm
by Ajran
If you give up reading before Page 8 you miss the whole thing...

-Ajran

Posted: September 13, 2002, 8:40 pm
by Elidain
Man 54 pages of this too funny.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 9:36 pm
by Searyx
Kyoukan? Try skimming through the WHOLE thread, you fuckin' momo.

Posted: September 13, 2002, 11:57 pm
by cid
Blum

Jackass!!!!

Posted: September 14, 2002, 12:20 am
by Saerilyah
First saw that before it got to page 8, just finished upto that classic post on page 8....Hell he was convincing a few that it was 2 or 3 diff people then, oh that wonderful oh mighty FUCK-UP of a post of not changing user login...
That is the best laugh for a scam I have read for a while.
Upto page 57 now.

Posted: September 14, 2002, 1:16 am
by Aslanna
I agree the slipup had me laughing. But everything else wasn't that interesting. I don't know why people think it's the best rant ever or whatever they're calling it. I'll give it mildly amusing that's about it.

Posted: September 14, 2002, 1:51 am
by Searyx
I think it's the Sherlock Holmes aspect of the thread. People slowly battering away at defenses and clues, and they that almighty fuck-up that removed all doubt :)