*pharm*

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Pppppppppppp

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hhhhhhhhh

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aaaaaaa

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rrrrrrrr

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mmmmm

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Wwwwww

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iiiiiiii

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ttttttt

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hhhhhhh

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Mmmmm

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eeeeee

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!!!!!!!

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Is anyone else reading this?!

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It rained a shitload here last week.

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It sucked ass, our basement (fully finished) flooded .

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We had to shampoo our freaking carpet because it smelled like mildew.

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Thank God for Rugdoctor!

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Bad thing is, the day after we shampooed the carpet, my brother spilled red kool-aid on it, now there is a giant stain in it.

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That little bastard pisses me off sometimes .

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We used to get in fights like everyday.

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Really physical fights.

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There were holes and shit in our old house's walls.

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We usually just argue now, pretty much past the actual fighting stage.

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Mama told me when I was young

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Come sit beside me, my only son

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And listen closely to what I say.

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And if you do this

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It will help you some sunny day.

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Take your time... don’t live too fast,

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Troubles will come and they will pass.

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Go find a woman and you’ll find love,

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And don’t forget son,

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There is someone up above

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(chorus)
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?

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Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold

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All that you need is in your soul,

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And you can do this if you try

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All that I want for you my son,

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Is to be satisfied.

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(chorus)
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?

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Boy, don’t you worry... you’ll find yourself.

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Follow you heart and nothing else.

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And you can do this if you try.

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All I want for you my son,

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Is to be satisfied.

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(chorus)
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?

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Only a few more!!

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Then I can stop!

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I am damn bored .

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knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how’d u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can’t tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin’ will kick your behind
Oh, she’ll show u no mercy
But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin’ nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn’t there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
Hello, how r u? I’m fine. ’cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.