VeeshanVault

OMG i'm dyin here.

I work in a 2 person office, which gets quite boring most of the time since my owner is usually out of the office or in his office doing whatever. I found out what that whatever is, and it's watching pornography. now, keep in mind, that we're a staffing service, and he stresses the importance of following the same rules that our temps and such have to follow - especially internet activity...

So I had to use his computer one day and I found a whole buncha porno movies (actually, some were quite good). I kept my mouth shut and didn't say anything to him.

Then, I hear a few minutes ago...

*queue porno music* bow chicka bow bow.. *moan, groan, suck, moan, moan* at FULL BLAST. A few seconds later, he turns off the movie. I am doing ALL i can to not crack up at this point, and Mawafu tells me on AIM to go outside to my car and let loose. A few minutes later, it happens AGAIN... Moron shut off the movie and forgot to turn the sound off/down... and his door is fully open.

I'm dying here. just thought i'd share that with you

you should go in there with a couple of buttons unbuttoned and drop something, and bend over to pick it up.

How many of the movies had Leelee in them?

Time to ask for that raise. And not the one in his pants.

OMG! that is too..funny..I recommend some screen shots when the boss is at lunch...extortion material is ALWAYS a good thing, Coatie:)

I knew your boss was always busy... didn't you notice the supply orders? Sure is a lot of kleenex boxes for such a small office....

I... am... dying... here... help... me... breathe... omg...

Coatie,
What you should do is email him a link to one of them products that we get spammed with. You know, the Internet Cleanup thingamajiggy or whatever it is. Tell him you thought he might be interested in that.

Or..if you want a big raise, mention that you have a couple friends who work on sexual harassment in employment. That should do the trick.

Adelrune