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Schnider was banging Ann Franklin and we all know it. He'd smoke one of those ciggy's rolled up in his sleeve and put it out on the cum-soaked ass-crack, then leave.

I always envisioned Valerie Bertinelli cranking my dickie when it showed he losing count while rapidly stirring with that wooden spoon. When she hit her forehead after losing count I always pretended that I stung her eye with a well received load of baby-batter.

It may be just me, but I want to Finger Fuck McKenzie Phillips' Pock Marks.

Lots of Women's lib nipples on the show. You want me to endorse NOW? More nipple. Less Hate.

Thanks for the stroll down memory lane.

Edited to make more incoherant

Jesus Christ, Seeber. That's the most incoherant, rambling post I've seen from you. Have you been drinking?

I'm not even sure that my old friend Alcohol could do that to a person.

It had to be something stronger.

sounds like a bad dream

After editing, I still don't understand WTF is going on.

I'm scared that I understood that. I remember that show but I was too young to really remember much of what Dr. Seebs seems to have recalled with laser clarity through a really good mescaline trip.

I always thought Valerie Bertinelli was hotter than Mackenzie Phillips.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

all i can say is that this discussion has really enhanced my understanding of the dynamics of the show.

Seebs wrote:It may be just me, but I want to Finger Fuck McKenzie Phillips' Pock Marks.

Nasty! I think it was just you.

Valerie Bertanelli was one of the first women to make me feel funny "down there". Well, her and also the cover of Olivia Newton John's "Let's get Physical" album. That's right, I said album.