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To settle the matter once and for all:

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:25 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
There are no giraffes.

Face it.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:26 pm
by Wulfran
so how did they get those horses' necks so long, Master?

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:28 pm
by Vailex Darkfury
First of all, you stink.

And second, what do dorfs know about giraffes. They cant even see that high in the air. Its like me not liking boobs or something.

Re: To settle the matter once and for all:

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:29 pm
by Laliana
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:There are no giraffes.
I concur!

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:33 pm
by Sylvus
the greatest trick the giraffes ever played was convincing the world that they didn't exist...

...

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:35 pm
by Thess
I agree with Drolgin, they do not exist.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:39 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
I disagree, you see giraffes are really all ninjas. Much like how vikings from norway were ninjas. However vikings from Denmark were of a lower quality so they didn't even know the Norway vikings were there.
Plus I went to the zoo and saw one, then got chased by a duck.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:45 pm
by Vailex Darkfury
There is no Denmark.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 3:58 pm
by Pahreyia
Because if anyone's seen Gladiator you know that they don't mate. Because they're all queers.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:00 pm
by Voronwë
queers can adopt in some states.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:01 pm
by Wonko Wenusberg
Where did all the dolphins go?

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:05 pm
by Arborealus
Image

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:06 pm
by Canelek
Do you have any idea what the queers are doing to the soil?

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:16 pm
by masteen
Dolphins, giraffes, whatever! It's all a bunch of hippie liberal crap!

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:17 pm
by Seebs
I love those imaginary Blue-black tongues.

I want Giraffe pron please.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:19 pm
by Arborealus
0/3 I, 0/1 C, 3/3 PM, 3/3 M

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:24 pm
by Vannoth
I thought Drolgin was a Swede... :shock:

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:27 pm
by Sylvus
vannoth's gonna get pillaged by a denmark-viking.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:29 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
better than being raped by a norwegian ninja-viking I suppose.

Posted: February 3, 2004, 4:31 pm
by Arborealus
Image

Posted: February 4, 2004, 11:06 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
oh if it only it were the other way around, that swedes didn't exist and giraffes did...

sadly, that is not the case :(

Posted: February 4, 2004, 11:10 pm
by Dregor Thule
Giraffes are swedes when they take their skins off.