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The Gematriculator

Posted: January 22, 2004, 12:44 am
by MooZilla
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Just an odd thing to ponder:

http://www.evil.com is
19% evil, 81% good

...

http://www.sadist.com is
1% evil, 99% good

Not too good considering

http://www.veeshanvault.org is
74% evil, 26% good

Ok. We have to vote someone off the island....

Posted: January 22, 2004, 12:57 am
by Rivera Bladestrike
http://www.tubgirl.com. -- 50% evil, 50% good

WRONG

(edit: placed (.) so no one would accidentally go to see tubgirl)

Posted: January 22, 2004, 3:24 am
by Kguku
You might want to specify that tub girl herself is not work safe, incase someone removes the dot and is curious. of course you could also say that it's extremely fuckin vile, and that you shouldn't view it at any point in time, especially when you're eating.
:?

Posted: January 22, 2004, 3:36 am
by Aslanna
Kguku wrote:You might want to specify that tub girl herself is not work safe, incase someone removes the dot and is curious. of course you could also say that it's extremely fuckin vile, and that you shouldn't view it at any point in time, especially when you're eating.
:?
When I think of TubGirl I think of ice cream. Then I try and decide which is the better topping: caramel or butterscotch. It's a neverending battle.


And considering the formula it uses, it makes sense it's 50/50 since there's no text. Last I looked. Which was long time ago! So if you've visited there recently feel free to correct me.
Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Posted: January 22, 2004, 4:26 am
by Kguku
Aslanna wrote: When I think of TubGirl I think of ice cream. Then I try and decide which is the better topping: caramel or butterscotch. It's a neverending battle.
Damn, I just bought some butterscotch marble ice-cream the other day too... so much for eating that any time soon :(

Posted: January 22, 2004, 7:40 am
by Hesten
http://www.microsoft.com is 55% evil, 45% good.

Posted: January 22, 2004, 8:04 am
by Spang
OMG, I JUST CLICKED ON THAT TUBGIRL SHIT (minus the dot)....don't do it if you never have.

that's some sick shit

Posted: January 22, 2004, 9:17 am
by Hesten
That Tubgirl pic was NASTY, of course ill go click on stuff when you say you corrected it so i wouldnt accidentially go there.

Figures...

Posted: January 22, 2004, 9:37 am
by VariaVespasa
http://veeshanvault.org is
74% evil, 26% good

*Hugs*
Varia

Posted: January 22, 2004, 9:40 am
by VariaVespasa
Oh ya, and if you try it on the gematriculator site itseld-...



Sorry, an error occurred:
Recursive gematriculation messes with the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be allowed.

Drat,
Varia

Posted: January 22, 2004, 9:43 am
by Spang
...member of the 1750 club
what's the 1750 club?

Posted: January 22, 2004, 11:13 am
by Cartalas
http://everquest.com is
54% evil, 46% good

Posted: January 22, 2004, 12:22 pm
by Ennia
1750 club is those people who mastered the 7 basic tradeskills

grandmastered rather, 7 skills x 250

Posted: January 22, 2004, 12:33 pm
by Voronwë
is tubgirl that girl who is kind of laying on her shoulders in the tub, with her toro going straight up, shitting a fountain in her mouth?

Posted: January 22, 2004, 12:54 pm
by masteen
Yes, Voro.

Posted: January 22, 2004, 3:07 pm
by Ebumar
haha best description ever.