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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow
my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

While out camping, Lor decided that he had to pee. While he was taking his piss a snake leapt up and bit him on the dick. He came back to camp screaming for help so we decided to call 911. The 911 operator said that in order to save Lor someone was going to have to suck the poison out of spot where he was bit. I hung up and just stared at Lor for a minute when he screamed out, "Well, what did they say?!"

With a sad face I told him, "they said you are going to die".




*it's an old joke with different ways of saying it but I did my best*

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