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Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:38 pm
by LiLmissK
Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:


It's that time of day again, we are opening up recruiting again. We're looking for 50-60 highly unskilled players who want to be the part of a loving family of 160 full time raiders.

Expectations: You must have a good internet connection that can support 150ish people on a raid.

Skill: You need to be able to target a mob and hit "a", as well as click "yes" on the rezz box.

Flags: you don;t really need these, we can piggy half the server in with our numbers, otherwise we'll drag you thru the flags.

Attitude: You need ot be willing to be a total jackas$, and follow other guilds around sniffing their butts for loots and trying to steam roll them.

If you cannot meet this critera, apply anyways....if you are with child, apply too....if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too, if you are someone long lost wife...apply here too...if you are drinsic's cousin, we'd liek to have you too...if your only level 5, that okay too, maybe you'll get a lucky hit and do 1 damage to the mob, might be the winning hit!

Confidentiality notice: While recruitnig with Pravus Lagus Zergstorm, you are stricyly prohibited from disclosing our L33T strats to our competition.

Homework: Go to the safehouse and look up the "Sleeper has been killed" thread. There is a movie in there showing how one server killed the Sleeper....now, they are the only ones to ever do it...so that means they are the BEST guild ever...they have a super sekert strat which we have adopted here...learn it...see how they have 6 guilds there and over 400 people? See how their 62 clerics are clicking people in non stop so they can come back adn damage the mob one more time before diing and getting rezzed back? That is the double sekert, probation, under cova sekert strat we ganked from the greatest guild ever. If you have two computers...have it playing on the other one at all time while you are raiding with us so you can watch it and remember!

Trias :wink:

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:39 pm
by Diae Soulmender
Oh my goodness. You are certainly funny are you not?

1st post too.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:42 pm
by archeiron
- Recruitment Needs -
2 Necromancers | Required: love mana pumping
1 Beastlord | Required: MGB and PoS
2 Bards | Required: Instrument, Singing Mastery, Fading Memories etc.
Wizards | Required: numerous crit aa's, love to nuke

All applicants are expected to be 65 and have not only the above listed AA, but many more.

Applicants must have their Tier 2 flags completed, be able to play between 4pm-2am EST daily and like to raid A LOT - We need good team players who know their class, enjoy raiding, and have at least 100AA. Recruitment is closed for the Druid, Enchanter and Paladin classes. Visit our forums and read our application guidelines for more details.

Is the real quote off of their main page.

To LiLmissK, :vv_jackass:

Oh yes, and this thread is very tired right from the get go.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:43 pm
by Sylvos
while it is definately an anon flame.
it does lend itself to be kinda funny =)

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:45 pm
by Canelek
Looks like someone's app was denied...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:48 pm
by LiLmissK
Thank you....Sylvos I think so as well... You know you Love it archeiron! :razz:

Posted: January 19, 2004, 4:50 pm
by Diae Soulmender
I dont recognize your VV Login Name thus you are either:

a) A Gimp (which means we dont like you anyways)
b) Anonymous (which means we now hate you and will get you banned)

We dont take kindly to Anonymous folks aroun' here.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:01 pm
by LiLmissK
nope sweetie Not a Gimp by all means.. and I can care less if you like me.. I am not on here for a popularity contest...

Grow some Tough skin hun ;)

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:03 pm
by sarlen
I.P. matches Xou?

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:07 pm
by Sylvus
I'm not Xou, but there are no IP matches.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:19 pm
by Mukyluk
just another sackless member of fiends. look at the sheep-like nature of this tools post.. your mouth seems a little dry from the bullshit you've been forcefed. YaY for the tenfold faggots sponsered by Fiends.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:19 pm
by Cartalas
Of Course not

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:23 pm
by Mukyluk
post IP then. maybe someone will be able to shed light on this gimp ass anon flamers ID

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:24 pm
by Pahreyia
LilmissK, I recommend identifying yourself or face the harsh reality that we don't stand for anon posting retards.

Mukyluk, grow the fuck up. It's just as likely that this tard is from any of a half dozen other guilds. PD hasn't won itself any popularity contests over the last week, and I'd be inclined to think that it could be any random lowbie veeshan tard that heard of the mystical "flamevault" and decided to jump on the current hate bandwagon.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:25 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
You could post that a cure for cancer had been found or that I was the antichrist come back to earth to sodomize norwegian baby seals, I wouldn't give a shit.

Post with your name or fuck off.

Coward.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:31 pm
by Cartalas
It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:33 pm
by Mukyluk
look at the post. the anon tard mentiond 2 of 3 officers from fiends that came from CT, then joind LoV.. do you know any history behind Drisnic and what he did with the 2 previous guilds before fiends? do see the pattern h8 he follows? take his cock outa your mouth and remove his cum from your ears and then ask me and ill clue you in the subject. till then why dont you go back to rapeing kittens. take a look at your avatar.. THEY DONT FUCKING ENJOY IT

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:35 pm
by Sylvus
Pahreyia wrote:PD hasn't won itself any popularity contests over the last week
There is at least one thing wrong with that statement, can you find it?

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:36 pm
by Pahreyia
Cartalas wrote:It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.
Teh Rules wrote:Pretty much, we have the same rules here that Vault Network had until the Super Moderators came in and started cleaning house.

We don't care about your language.. we're not your parents. Use your power wisely!

Do not post pr0n directly into the threads. If you must post something that is pr0n, then please do so with a link and a warning. Many people read these boards from work and we can't have pr0n popping up all over the place. If the need arises, I will create a "Non-Work Safe" forum for pr0n links and such. Currently, it is fine to post them in General Discussion. (I'll make a special forum if it becomes a necessary, ie: lots of pr0n links popping up. I don't think that'll happen though cause we'll all be too busy flaming each other!)

Do not post real life information about other people without their consent. (Phone numbers, photos, address, favorite sexual position, etc.) Doing so will get you kicked off immediately. This is your warning. (This is called the "Xanupox Rule".)

No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already have our pet troll, and we're all quite happy with the job Searyx does.

That's all I can think of for now.. if more are needed, they will be added here.
The link's here just in case http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6

Like I said, we've got enough Mukyluk'esque morons here. Anon haters need not apply.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:40 pm
by suppin
it was funny ;) but it's a spin off of our front page?

http://www.fiendsguild.org/

he copied the format, whoever it is..

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:41 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
Mukyluk wrote:look at the post. the anon tard mentiond 2 of 3 officers from fiends that came from CT, then joind LoV.. do you know any history behind Drisnic and what he did with the 2 previous guilds before fiends? do see the pattern h8 he follows? take his cock outa your mouth and remove his cum from your ears and then ask me and ill clue you in the subject. till then why dont you go back to rapeing kittens. take a look at your avatar.. THEY DONT FUCKING ENJOY IT
yeah this was me. public confession, i did this! really :oops:

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:42 pm
by Mukyluk
Pahreyia. if you look closely im not some anon poster.
Edit: never implied it was you Drin. was just pointing out your little h8 bandwagon

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:45 pm
by Pahreyia
Sylvus wrote:
Pahreyia wrote:PD hasn't won itself any popularity contests over the last week
There is at least one thing wrong with that statement, can you find it?
EVAR. However, I was just referencing the last week due to the recent hot topics regarding PD. If LilmissK was a troller that decided to make her presence known, who better to target than the target of everyone's current hate.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:47 pm
by Sylvus
Pahreyia wrote:
Cartalas wrote:It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.
Teh Rules wrote:Pretty much, we have the same rules here that Vault Network had until the Super Moderators came in and started cleaning house.

We don't care about your language.. we're not your parents. Use your power wisely!

Do not post pr0n directly into the threads. If you must post something that is pr0n, then please do so with a link and a warning. Many people read these boards from work and we can't have pr0n popping up all over the place. If the need arises, I will create a "Non-Work Safe" forum for pr0n links and such. Currently, it is fine to post them in General Discussion. (I'll make a special forum if it becomes a necessary, ie: lots of pr0n links popping up. I don't think that'll happen though cause we'll all be too busy flaming each other!)

Do not post real life information about other people without their consent. (Phone numbers, photos, address, favorite sexual position, etc.) Doing so will get you kicked off immediately. This is your warning. (This is called the "Xanupox Rule".)

No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already have our pet troll, and we're all quite happy with the job Searyx does.

That's all I can think of for now.. if more are needed, they will be added here.
The link's here just in case http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6

Like I said, we've got enough Mukyluk'esque morons here. Anon haters need not apply.
Actually, those rules were updated some time ago on the Registration Agreement Terms that everyone agrees to before they can create an account. The new verbiage is as follows:
veeshanvault.org - Registration Agreement Terms wrote:No trolls allowed. If you are anon or even unknown, do not expect us to be kind. If you are anon, expect that you might get banned or have your IP address posted for the public to see. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already had our pet troll; we quit feeding him and he died.
I'll update that in the rules forum, thanks for the reminder.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:49 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
Mukyluk wrote:Pahreyia. if you look closely im not some anon poster.
Edit: never implied it was you Drin. was just pointing out your little h8 bandwagon
Since when have any Fiends members feen afraid to make fun of the PD/FS alliance under their own names? I mean really, what reason would we have? Being paid back tenfold or something?

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:50 pm
by Pahreyia
Mukyluk wrote:Pahreyia. if you look closely im not some anon poster.
Oh, I know that. It doesn't forgive you for being a moron however.

Hence, why I mentioned Mukyluk'esque morons and not anon posting fucktards.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:51 pm
by Mukyluk
one problem with that theory Pah... all plz welcom VV's newest registered member and anon fucktard Lilmissk

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:52 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
Mukyluk wrote:look at the post. the anon tard mentiond 2 of 3 officers from fiends that came from CT, then joind LoV..
http://www.fiendsguild.org

yeah, finding names and phrases like that is rough stuff

Posted: January 19, 2004, 5:58 pm
by Arborealus
*yawn*....*clicking teh STFU*...I hate chickenshits...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 6:00 pm
by Pahreyia
What theory? WTF are you talking about? It's an open message board, LilmissK registered. Then she posted anonymously. See how long she stays a non-banned member if she doesn't reveal herself by posting her in game name or some other form of reference.

Re: Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 6:53 pm
by Fovol
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends. :(

Re: Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 7:39 pm
by Kyria
Fovol wrote:
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends. :(
Except me <3

Re: Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 7:43 pm
by Pahreyia
Fovol wrote:
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends. :(
Yeah, but you'll have lots of friends in no time...
Fiends front page wrote:Gear: don't really care about your gear. If you can meet the above you'll get geared in no time. And Fovol will suck your dick, no charge.
Inc tells from Mukyluk. SS prs.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 8:26 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Supzorz

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Re: Pravus Zergstorm.com wrote:...

Posted: January 19, 2004, 8:34 pm
by Nneena
Fovol wrote:
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends. :(

What Fovol says is the truth, he has no friends! Fovol is teh suck!


/wave Fovol :D

Posted: January 19, 2004, 9:30 pm
by Melangell
What ever happened to the standard

JACKASS

on someones first Post on VV?

Posted: January 19, 2004, 9:32 pm
by LiLmissK
Melangell wrote:What ever happened to the standard

JACKASS

on someones first Post on VV?
:oops:

Posted: January 19, 2004, 9:34 pm
by Akaran_D
Quasi-jackass, and your sig / avatar is longer than some countries' constitutions.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 9:43 pm
by Pahreyia
Melangell wrote:What ever happened to the standard

JACKASS

on someones first Post on VV?
That's reserved for non-anon posting people.

Even if people were to name themselves UberleetWhatevah here, as long as they made a reference to who they are/were in game, so we know who we're dealing with, they're worthy of a good JACKASSINGing. This "hi, I can come here and start shit under another name and no one will ever know" bullshit is hardly worthy of the rickshaw, let along teh Vault.

Posted: January 19, 2004, 10:10 pm
by Xaem
*smokin' as he shoots the bird*

Posted: January 19, 2004, 11:18 pm
by LiLmissK
Oh come on... I think its rather amusing hehe... :D /flex RAWR!

Posted: January 19, 2004, 11:20 pm
by Xzion
someone actually KILLED the sleeper? ive heard of down 30% or something and then everyone getting suspended/banned

...wonder if he droped any loot or gave exp

Posted: January 19, 2004, 11:48 pm
by Rivera Bladestrike
Xzion wrote:someone actually KILLED the sleeper? ive heard of down 30% or something and then everyone getting suspended/banned

...wonder if he droped any loot or gave exp
:lol:

Posted: January 20, 2004, 12:47 am
by Korell
Good lord, there hasn't been a screenshot with my fat ass linking me to this anon fool yet? Man, people are slacking. Its obviously me. LilmissK? Korell? I am sure if someone check the ip it will show up under the cfl.rr.com domain. Oh wait... I exploited some server over in japan to hide my tracks. Well, anyway, here is a formal statement.

I did it. Hate me... Please?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: January 20, 2004, 12:49 am
by a_guide
Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Supzorz

Image
Kwon I have not laughed like that in a while. Everytime I thought I was fine I'd see those ugly little eyes bulging out of its skull and crack up again! Right on hon *hugs*

Posted: January 20, 2004, 6:16 am
by *~*stragi*~*
norway vikings

Posted: January 20, 2004, 6:25 am
by Pahreyia
real ninjas

Posted: January 20, 2004, 6:38 am
by emmer
a_guide wrote:
Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:Supzorz

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Kwon I have not laughed like that in a while. Everytime I thought I was fine I'd see those ugly little eyes bulging out of its skull and crack up again! Right on hon *hugs*
Supzorz

Posted: January 20, 2004, 8:56 am
by Akaran_D
Xzion: It took about 200? people, about 5 different guilds, if I remember right, and he dropped three dragon eggs.

Posted: January 20, 2004, 10:05 am
by Chidoro
I see a whole lot of unfunny people thinking they, all of the sudden, sprouted a sense of humor