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History of the F word

Posted: January 16, 2004, 5:18 pm
by Atokal
When to use the "F" word.
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" --
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 "What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126BC
Pythagoras of Samos is often described as the first pure
mathematician

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3.. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1999

and

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %&$%^ing mad."
- Saddam Hussein, 2003.

Posted: January 16, 2004, 5:30 pm
by kyoukan
because making fun of historical tragedies is funny.

I like you better when you have your little temper tantrums and stop posting here.

Posted: January 16, 2004, 5:38 pm
by Seebs
I laughed a few times ... so apparently so.




Edit: fixed typo to lessen angst

Posted: January 16, 2004, 5:42 pm
by Psyloche
I thought it was kinda funny as well.

Posted: January 16, 2004, 6:23 pm
by Dexail

Posted: January 16, 2004, 6:28 pm
by Sylvus
My favorite is:
12. "No I am not @#$%ing my daughters"
-Atokal, 2003
These are priceless, lolz!!! :roll:

Posted: January 16, 2004, 6:38 pm
by Sylvos
lol sylvus thats just wrong.

Posted: January 16, 2004, 6:57 pm
by Cartalas
Sylvus wrote:My favorite is:
12. "No I am not @#$%ing my daughters"
-Atokal, 2003
These are priceless, lolz!!! :roll:
:fist:

Posted: January 16, 2004, 7:19 pm
by Brotha
Funny stuff :lol:

Posted: January 16, 2004, 8:30 pm
by Anuin
Dexail wrote:Friends University

GO F.U.!!
They used to be the Friends University of Central Kansas.

Posted: January 16, 2004, 9:20 pm
by Dexail
yep, I always wanted a t shirt from there